How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?..
What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfi..
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Have you got the January blues? Let's deal with em together ..
Have you got the January blues? Let's deal with em together 🫶🏻💙
2025-01-14 14:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's red and bad for your teeth?A brick!
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
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What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?The future..
What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The future.
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in..
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars!
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?A palm!
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?Smiles, because t..
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘S’.
What is at the end of a rainbow?The letter W!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the out..
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you ..
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing.
What has hands but cannot clap?A clock.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock.
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's ..
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for..
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a..
I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?
A kitten.
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a differ..
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night..
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely di..
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?A relationshi..
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?A teapot.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?A glove..
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A glove.
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do o..
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Turn 30
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?Hiss and her..
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and hers.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left..
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?Ton
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton
Who has married many women but was never married?The priest
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letter..
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
Eye