I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing force, and I crunch with weight. I grab my victims, but they do not fight. I join them each with a single, quick bite. What am I?
A stapler.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
What can you break without touching it?
A promise.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
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What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water.
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Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An Alarm Clock
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
Nine Years
What's a single-digit number with no value?
0
What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).
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I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
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If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
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If a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?
977 animals (100 x 2 = 200; 200 + 800 = 1000; 1000 – 23 = 977)
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
How do you spell COW in thirt een letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.