𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 Snuck off with @toycrazykatie at a party - quote ..
𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 Snuck off with @toycrazykatie at a party - quote #POOLPARTY in your DMs to see what we got up to 😏
2023-09-12 17:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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Fuck yeah! Today is already amazing! Good Morning 💗
Fuck yeah! Today is already amazing! Good Morning 💗
2023-09-12 15:02:57 +0000 UTC View PostForget golf! In Scotland, the real national activity is rain..
Forget golf! In Scotland, the real national activity is rainbow and unicorn chasing in the Highlands. It's like a treasure hunt with a twist. Some people bring binoculars for Nessie, others are out there with rainbow-colored lassos and sparkly distractions If you find a unicorn, do they give you a pot of haggis instead of gold at the end of the rainbow? That's Scotland for you – where myths and munchies collide!
2023-09-12 05:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostPicture this: Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, and Scottish un..
Picture this: Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, and Scottish unicorns having epic underwater tea parties! They're probably sipping tea from seaweed cups and nibbling on kelp biscuits. I bet they gossip about tourists and compare notes on who's been spotted more. It's like the fanciest, most exclusive aquatic tea club, where the members are big, mysterious, and have a knack for hiding from cameras!
2023-09-12 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostImagine this Scottish unicorn, with a thick accent saying, "..
Imagine this Scottish unicorn, with a thick accent saying, "Aye, laddie, I'll grant yer wishes, but first, prove ye can toss a caber like a real Highlander!" It's like, instead of a magic wand, he wants you to toss a giant log! Maybe he's just testing our dedication or checking if we've got the muscles for wish-granting. Unicorns are always full of surprises! LOL! 😋
2023-09-11 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn Scotland, cows might go all fancy with rainbow-colored ma..
In Scotland, cows might go all fancy with rainbow-colored manes and start saying 'neigh' instead of 'moo'! I mean, who wouldn't want to see a cow sporting a rainbow hairdo, right? They're probably getting ready for their very own Highland fashion show. Fashionistas of the animal kingdom, those Scottish cows!
2023-09-11 20:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostI just found out that Scotland's national animal is a unicor..
I just found out that Scotland's national animal is a unicorn! This is so fucking cool!! Do you think this means they really exist and the Scottish have just been hiding them from us for all these years? 🤔
2023-09-11 18:05:34 +0000 UTC View PostMay your day be as awesome as the first bite of your favorit..
May your day be as awesome as the first bite of your favorite breakfast.
2023-09-11 15:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostThere should be a note on the door at the store. If you don'..
There should be a note on the door at the store. If you don't have a list and you are hungry AF, turn the fuck around and go HOME!! You will buy only useless shit and not know what the fuck to do with it!! LOL 😜
2023-09-11 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostI am sure it happens to fucking everyone!! Let me know in my..
I am sure it happens to fucking everyone!! Let me know in my DMs if it happens to you freaks too! But you write a list, get all the shit you need on one piece of paper or a note on your phone. Go in all prepared and forget your phone or note at home. Getting into the store with a food blindfold on and going up all the aisles JUST to refresh your memory! 🤐
2023-09-11 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWent to the store for milk and eggs, but my cart turned into..
Went to the store for milk and eggs, but my cart turned into a 'What do I need again?' Mystery! Ice cream, a pineapple, a rubber chicken... Oops! The ice cream and the pineapple I totally get but what the fuck did I get a rubber chicken for? OMG!!! 🤣
2023-09-10 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostYour awesomeness knows no bounds; today, let it shine bright..
Your awesomeness knows no bounds; today, let it shine brighter than ever.
2023-09-10 16:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostOMG! I LOVE you ALL! Thank you, I love that you all think I ..
OMG! I LOVE you ALL! Thank you, I love that you all think I am cute and weird but it's unique! My day has been fucking made!! 💗
2023-09-10 05:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostBANANA drama alert!! All minions drop your bananas and head ..
BANANA drama alert!! All minions drop your bananas and head out! LOL, I mean really. You would THINK that I would get compared to Marge from the Simpsons but no, a minion! Do you freaks think I am cute and weird? Let me know in my DMs 😅
2023-09-09 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou GUYS!!! Fuck this is so embarrassing, I totally got aske..
You GUYS!!! Fuck this is so embarrassing, I totally got asked if I was a minion at the store!!! I was at the banana section looking through the delicious fruits and someone stopped and stared then someone else mumbled minion under their breath!! Granted I was wearing a denim jumpsuit and my glasses!! 😅
2023-09-09 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning!! Today is a fucking GREAT day and will be fill..
Good morning!! Today is a fucking GREAT day and will be filled with amazing things!!
2023-09-09 16:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostBRO! Stop staring at me, is there something you know that I ..
BRO! Stop staring at me, is there something you know that I don't? The judgy cat is pondering how to evict me from my house and get to all the cans of tuna I have stashed away. I don't fucking know HOW this little guy knows this!! LOL! He ran away when I approached. I tried to break the ice but he just didn't wanna have it! LOL... Poor kitty! 😜
2023-09-09 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever felt like someone is watching you and you alwa..
Have you ever felt like someone is watching you and you always looking over your shoulder and you realize it's the neighbor's judgy AF cat? Peering over at you with all the looks of concern!!
2023-09-08 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐏𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐁𝐎𝐑 Quote #SPYINGNEIGHBOR in your DMs to see wha..
𝐒𝐏𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐁𝐎𝐑 Quote #SPYINGNEIGHBOR in your DMs to see what my neighbor saw when I was cumming!! 👀
2023-09-08 17:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostRise and shine! Like the beautiful rays of the sun! 💗
Rise and shine! Like the beautiful rays of the sun! 💗
2023-09-08 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostLOL!! Thank you freaks for putting up with the complete WEIR..
LOL!! Thank you freaks for putting up with the complete WEIRDNESS!! I love you all so fucking much!! 💗
2023-09-08 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would be an alien's topping for their pancakes... Jello..
What would be an alien's topping for their pancakes... Jello and asteroid sprinkles! LOL, all the appliances in the kitchen would be fucking shaking with the amount of pressure to create an out-of-this-world breakfast!! 🤣
2023-09-08 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostBefore I get too carried away, this is just a silly story I ..
Before I get too carried away, this is just a silly story I was telling a friend of mine about. I did not actually think this happened!! Omfg, that would be an entirely fucking different conversation to deal with.😜
2023-09-07 22:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHold onto your breakfast plates! Aliens aren't munching on c..
Hold onto your breakfast plates! Aliens aren't munching on cereal; the 'Alien Breakfast Club: Pancakes from Outer Space!' Yep, you heard it right. These space invaders aren't after milk; they're flipping intergalactic pancakes in my kitchen. LOL!!! 😜
2023-09-07 20:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostEver wondered what aliens munch on for breakfast? Do they go..
Ever wondered what aliens munch on for breakfast? Do they go for intergalactic cereal, cosmic toast, or cook up a complex cosmic concoction? Maybe they sip on stardust smoothies or zap up some pancakes! We may never know, but imagining their extraterrestrial breakfast menu is a cosmic giggle! 😂
2023-09-07 18:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostHere's your daily reminder to live life to the fullest! Good..
Here's your daily reminder to live life to the fullest! Good morning
2023-09-07 15:02:58 +0000 UTC View PostAnd when it's all said and done, we'll all say 'Gnome Sweet ..
And when it's all said and done, we'll all say 'Gnome Sweet Gnome' in our gardens. It's like a sitcom for these tiny little tycoons! These little guys turn your garden into a gnome-tastic wonderland, with their tiny deals and big laughs. Who needs reality TV when you've got gnomes making your garden the ultimate hotspot for humor and real gnome estate action... This would be the BEST show EVER!! 😜
2023-09-07 05:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostNaturally, in the gnome neighborhood, there's this one perso..
Naturally, in the gnome neighborhood, there's this one person who's always catching rays in their tiny hammock, in the NUDE!!! He's so gnome-tan-conscious that he's got a gnomebrella to stay in the shade or prevent anyone from spying... BUT on the other side of the fence is another gnome with binoculars watching their every move!!! Even the tiny folk have a few perves!! 🤣
2023-09-07 03:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostThose gnomes!!! They're now trying to convince me to buy a t..
Those gnomes!!! They're now trying to convince me to buy a timeshare in a birdhouse. They're all like, "It's snug, and you get front-row seats to the bird feeder action!" It's like a gnome version of a tropical timeshare pitch, but with more feathers and less beach. Who wouldn't want to vacation in a birdhouse?🤣
2023-09-06 23:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostYep, they're out there, checking out your flower beds, looki..
Yep, they're out there, checking out your flower beds, looking for the best spots to set up shop. It's like the miniature version of a billion-dollar property empire but with gnomes in charge. I was thinking that these gnomes were up to something!! Not everything that cute can be so innocent... Beware YOUR garden could be the next hotbed of tiny property tycoons plotting their green-thumb domination... 🤫
2023-09-06 21:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post