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This weeks 2nd clip is me destroying Dax face in Panties! Bu..

This weeks 2nd clip is me destroying Dax face in Panties! But then when he cannot handle breathing it all in! I must remove the panties and line my asshole directly up with his nose! Creating a small tunnel for him to inhale everything direct! hahaha This was a blast!

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Story Time 002 **Where it all began!** So many years ago ..

Story Time 002 **Where it all began!** So many years ago when me and dax were early in the years of dating! Long Long b4 we ever got married! I asked him if he had any special kinks or Fetishes! He said he did! But he was embaressed to tell me! I finally got the truth out and learned that he was into Human Furniture! More specifically he wanted me to sit on him, full ignore, and watch a movie or a tv show! Just relax with my ass on his face at full weight! Well I did it! An often! But eventually I started getting gassier, especially around 23 when I developed a Lactose Intolerance for cheese and milk! An I eat a lot of cheese! LOL! I love cheese! Anyway, sometimes Id be sitting on him for a few hours an whenever I'd feel a fart normally I'd run away to a bathroom and then like air my ass out b4 I came back to resume sitting on his face! But one day! I went really hard at the gym! I had a leg day and ran like 10 miles! My legs were shot! I was tired as hell! Dax asked me to sit on his face and watch tv! He had got me my favorite popcorn, and some nachos with cheese! My favorite! Without thinking I said sure! Changed into my jammys, seperated my butt cheeks and slowly sat down. His nose was pressed right against my asshole! I could his breath on my pussy! I kicked my feet up, tucked a pillow behind me! Got a nice heavy blanket and fully relaxed! While eating the popcorn my stomach started to turn. I was about to nudge to get off but then kind of just thought to myself "If he wants to be a couch... Couches get farted on...If Im on a normal couch I wouldnt get up and leave to go fart somewhere! Id just fart on the couch! So I said fuck it! Why not! See what happens! Worst comes to worst! He freaks out and I say it just slipped out! I leaned to the side a little bit, an what I thought would be a small fart... Was huge! Massive! Like 4-5 seconds long and ended wet! I started laughing out loud right away! I couldnt hold it back! It was so damn funny! An Dax underneath me, just kind of should a little bit, coughed and then tapped me. I lift for a second and said very causally "Sorry it slipped out!" He said "Okay no problem!" Then a few mins later I farted again and laughed. This time when he said "WTF" I said! "Couches don't speak" An leaned back down full weight! That night, I ate the whole bag of popcorn and cheese/nachos! I sat on him for 2 full Harry Potter movies and must've let out 30+ farts?! An they smelled awful! He wasnt a pro at sniffing them like he is now! Everytime the blanket moved it wofted up and it was seriously like old cheese and sewage! My panties were wet from the farts and his heavy breathing and maybe tears lol! From then on anytime we did this I would just openly fart! I dont think he was ever into it, but I mean he loved being my seat so much he just said fuck it! You gotta take the good with the bad I guess! It was a win win for me and a Win Loss for him. But from then it just got way worse! I would purposely eat horrible foods, all the time! I was always trying different things! From Spicy Bean Chili to Steak to Cheese Burgers, to Indian food! Just seeing what it would take for him to freak out! He did pass out before from the smell but thats a story for another day! Lol! Anyway! About a year or 2 later, I was so used to not smelling my farts at home, that I would just have him inhale them all for me! The rest is history! If Dax is home, and I have to fart! It's going 1 place and 1 place only! Dax's Face!

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