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2022-12-29 10:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostAs a few of you have been asking, let's talk: 🍆 RATINGS! You ought to know me well enough now to know that I'm not afraid to tell you what I think - so if you want to show me what you've got, then I'm happy to do a thorough virtual examination... TEXT RATING $5 Includes one selfie from me, taken as I write your rating. I like to write, so I won't skip the details... AUDIO RATING: $10 Includes one selfie and an audio recording so you can hear exactly what I think & how I feel about what you've got... VIDEO RATING: $20 A short video rating. I'll slip into something a little more comfortable and take some time to talk to you about what I think you're working with... When you have an idea of what might tickle your pickle - send me a message. I want GOOD photos, preferably taken from different angles, with solid lighting. I'll always be honest - but tell me what you're after. Do you want to be judged harshly? Do you want something cute and casual? You set the tone, I'll set the scene.
2022-12-29 00:12:43 +0000 UTC View PostIt's too hot for a fireplace, but we can still roll around by the tree if you like... ;)
2022-12-28 02:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostOne day I'll remember that there's a light in the room and I wear glasses. Like, I'll remember both of these things at the same time and we'll end up with less photos like this... XD
2022-12-27 16:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post🎀 All good things come wrapped in a bow 🎀
2022-12-27 12:30:18 +0000 UTC View PostI like it when my fingers match my toes... (swipe for a closer look)
2022-12-27 09:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostFEET! That is all. (...wait, what color do you think I should get my toenails painted next?)
2022-12-27 06:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostOh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree... (Please don't fall on me as I get progressively more naked)
2022-12-26 08:02:19 +0000 UTC View PostWe'll be celebrating Xmas round these parts until I say so... Or at least until there are no more leftovers. (That could be a while)
2022-12-26 04:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostWere you naughty or nice this year? Or both? (I was definitely both)
2022-12-26 00:04:29 +0000 UTC View PostSo, what did you get to unwrap this Christmas?
2022-12-25 21:02:05 +0000 UTC View Post"If you're nice, I'll be naughty."
2022-12-25 09:02:06 +0000 UTC View PostShoutout to this tree for almost squishing me. Worth it.
2022-12-25 05:03:26 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas to all the Australians following along! Hope you're having an amazing morning!
2022-12-24 22:02:06 +0000 UTC View PostSomething, something hang my stocking, something, something...
2022-12-24 18:02:28 +0000 UTC View PostI am 100% not on the naughty list. Nope. No way. Not me.
2022-12-24 15:02:29 +0000 UTC View PostTwas the night before Christmas...
2022-12-24 13:17:23 +0000 UTC View PostI'm busy editing. Keep an eye on your inboxes tomorrow - and get ready for a festive Christmas Eve ;)
2022-12-22 11:06:21 +0000 UTC View PostI have no idea why I look so sassy in this photo. I do take showers pretty seriously though...
2022-12-20 04:03:07 +0000 UTC View PostGotta drop a few more of these while I finish off my Christmas stuff ;)
2022-12-19 23:49:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe goods have been acquired! Christmas content gets shot todaaaayyyyy 🎄 Pic: unrelated
2022-12-18 21:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post