

As a few of you have been asking, let's talk: 🍆 RATINGS! Yo..
Added 2022-12-29 00:12:43 +0000 UTCAs a few of you have been asking, let's talk: 🍆 RATINGS! You ought to know me well enough now to know that I'm not afraid to tell you what I think - so if you want to show me what you've got, then I'm happy to do a thorough virtual examination... TEXT RATING $5 Includes one selfie from me, taken as I write your rating. I like to write, so I won't skip the details... AUDIO RATING: $10 Includes one selfie and an audio recording so you can hear exactly what I think & how I feel about what you've got... VIDEO RATING: $20 A short video rating. I'll slip into something a little more comfortable and take some time to talk to you about what I think you're working with... When you have an idea of what might tickle your pickle - send me a message. I want GOOD photos, preferably taken from different angles, with solid lighting. I'll always be honest - but tell me what you're after. Do you want to be judged harshly? Do you want something cute and casual? You set the tone, I'll set the scene.