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What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber! HAHAHAHAHA...Come on, have you got a better one?

What's the hottest thing someone's whispered in your ear during sex?

I absolutely love waking up with a tongue rasping against my pussy, hands gripping my thighs and a lazy groan making me wetter by the second 🥵

Do you know what your shoulders are REALLY good for? Resting my long legs on them 😉

I can think of two things I'd like to do right now! 1) Order a HUGE breakfast 2) See how I can incorporate said breakfast into an UNFORGETTABLE experience!!!

GOOOOD MORNING!!! It's Monday, I knoooow! Who's ready to take the day by the balls and make it your bitch? 😉

This BnB was super cute! I absolutely loved taking these photos and showing off what I want you to have!

Since the bra strap incident, I have only been buying lingerie with the permanent straps just in case! Do you like the one I have on now?

Whenever I take my bra off to be seductive, it makes me think of the time my strap came undone, flicked me in the eye and we had to postpone the video because it looked like I'd been swimming in a chlorine pool with one eye open LOL! What's the funniest mishap you've had with lingerie?

Can I blindfold you, tease you and please you until you BEG me for more?

What if I walked into the room wearing this and a seductive smile on my face? What would you let me do to you?

HIII! I KNOW you're going to have a FANTASTIC day today because I'm right here to spend it with you!!

It's been a long day! Who wants to give me a really looooong kiss good night?😉

Does this lingerie make my pussy look cute? 😉

I woke up in SUCH a good mood today! The sun is shining, it's definitely wear-as-little-as-possible weather and I'm wondering what you all are up to today?? Spam me with ideas😍

Good morning!!! It's WEEEEEKEEEEND! Who is up for an incredible day filled with lots of awesome things and lots of orgasms?

If I were in your class, I'd definitely work hard for a D and maybe I'd let you show me what to do with it😉

If you're unsure of a lesson, I'd be happy to give you my undivided attention after class!

Class is in session!! Who here knows what the "Safe word" is when I incorporate corporal punishment? I'll give you a hint, it's the opposite of "STOP"😉

Can you imagine how much you'd learn in biology if I were your teacher? I'd be dishing out A's and B's depending on an ORAL exam -WINK WINK-😂

There's something about a classroom that brings back memories of innocent FUN with that special someone💗

𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 Watch me take a HUGE cock in a DINER! HD QUALITY. This is one of my most anticipated videos EVER! Quote #DINERDICK and I'll show you!

Hey there, my fabulous freaks! Friday vibes, great music and lots of ass shaking right here! Who is ready for a GREAT day?

Ah, the infamous 'everything-goes-wrong-but-it's-hilarious' kind of day! We've ALL been THERE! LUCKILY I see the humor in the chaos, and turned this delightful comedy of errors into a memory I'll cherish FOREVER!

SOOOO...The weird glitter fish boobs are sticking with me! After a shower, lots of lotion and a handful of baby powder (I HAD TO GOOGLE THIS!) I am MOSTLY glitter free but alas, the shirt was ruined and I had to throw it away!!

In the land of forgetfulness and odd fashion choices, I UNINTENTIONALLY acquired a bag that resembled a really UGLY fish dipped in GLITTER! I was walking around with it clutched to my chest all day and ended up with a fishy boob impression that was visible from SPACE!!! I really do have a way of finding the WEIRDEST SHIT!!! HEHEHE!

My friend listened to my Guac Vs Wasabi rant and when she stopped laughing, she told me I am like the sneaky ninja wasabi because I may look like a sweet and innocent piece of guac but a spicy surprise awaits! I didn't know if I should say AWWWW or show her REAL SPICE!!😂

Just HAD to share what I did...It was brunch time and I was STARVING so I thought MMMM Guac on toast would be AMAZEBALLS so I dished some at a buffet, sat down, spread it all over my toast and took a bite, chewed once... The world stopped, I opened my mouth like a PROPER HEATHEN and dumped the half chewed piece of toast with the vile green LIAR spread back into my plate. My mouth was on FIRE!!! It wasn't guac, it was WASABI!!!!!! Like, sure, I can laugh NOW but OMG NEVER AGAIN!

Rise and shine, you MAGNIFICENT forces of nature! The universe couldn't contain its excitement to witness the PHENOMINAL GREATNESS you'll unleash upon this day!!! So strap on your cosmic boots and get ready to dance your way to a FANTASTIC DAY!