Added 2023-06-22 08:30:15 +0000 UTC
Just HAD to share what I did...It was brunch time and I was STARVING so I thought MMMM Guac on toast would be AMAZEBALLS so I dished some at a buffet, sat down, spread it all over my toast and took a bite, chewed once... The world stopped, I opened my mouth like a PROPER HEATHEN and dumped the half chewed piece of toast with the vile green LIAR spread back into my plate. My mouth was on FIRE!!! It wasn't guac, it was WASABI!!!!!! Like, sure, I can laugh NOW but OMG NEVER AGAIN!
