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Personally, I prefer my human side because it makes me unpredictable sometimes and I love being spontaneous in life!

If I were an AI, I'd need to be waterproof because I am addicted to swimming! Can you imagine if I had a sticker on my ass that said "KEEP AWAY FROM WATER" LOL I think I'd risk it anyway, especially if I had some company!!!

If I were programmed to say something SO HOT as you were edging, what would I say? 🥵

I think I'd make an excellent model for AI! I am just the right amount of naughty, nice, sugar and spice and I LOOOOVE making you cum for me!😉

I recently watched a video about sex robots and couldn't help but wonder what would happen if you went down on one? Would you change their settings if you find the G-spot? Food for thought😂

Would you knead my peaches and run your tongue over my bright yellow lemon?

If I sprinkle salt on my chest and put a shot of tequila between my boobs, you've got a GREAT time all in one, right here😍

HEYYYYY!!! You know what would be fucking AMAZING right now? If you have a FANTASTIC day and let me know if you get up to something FUN!

You know what else baby oil is good for? FOREPLAY MASSAGE!! If I lubed you up nicely, would you help me mess up my sheets?😉

You know the BEST thing about baby oil sliding? You get the most amazing tan all summer long! I was fortunate to have friends as crazy as I am and were always up for a GREAT time😉

Every time I smell baby oil, I get taken back to the days where we would pour baby oil on a large tarp , put our swim suits on, and slide across the slick surface for hours on end! Need an afternoon of fun? You won't regret trying it!

Good morning! I hope you all have the most ORGASMIC day today and I hope I can give you AT LEAST ONE Too!

My hiking boots have a secret mission: to collect as much dirt and debris as humanly (or should I say, bootly) possible! I just wish they came with a 'self-cleaning' mode so I wouldn't have to empty them out like a miniature nature museum after every hike! Do you like to hike?

Quite some time ago, I went on a hike and couldn't figure out why my one boot felt smaller than the other! Eventually, 30 mins into the hike, I couldn't stand it anymore and took my boot off, inspected it and found a pair of panties I'd been looking for for months shoved in there. To this day, I had NO IDEA how that happened!😂

I love telling someone something that makes them laugh, no matter how silly or weird I look because I know that all of the oddest things in life can be turned into a really funny memory!

𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐌 One of my ONLY domination sex tapes! I haze @toycrazykatie and give her a five finger fuck! Wrist deep! Not to be missed if you like Bossy Bambi! Just quote #SORORITYDOM and I'll send it!

Heeeeeeey!!!! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY!!! Tell me ONE thing that you have planned for today!

I must be honest, every time I heard the series of pops, with the rider apologizing, I didn't know it was actually the HORSE until we stopped and the rider got off to speak to another rider and we heard it again! You CAN'T make this up!!🤣

Farting horses, anyone? Ok backstory! I've heard so much about the horse carriage rides and decided that it could be a FUN thing to do! Well It was the funniest thing to sit behind the cart rider that kept apologizing for the funny sounds coming out of the horse!!!

Today I feel like a champion! I had my favorite breakfast, I've done a sit-up (getting out of bed counts!) and I am in the process of giving everyone a piece of my sunshine!!!

Wake up guys!! Let today be the day that you do something that you NEVER thought you would do! You can do ANYTHING! 😉💗

Hey! Stop undressing me with your eyes... Use your TEETH!😉

Be honest! Did you look at the view, the noodles or something else first?😉

Ever had a woman take your hand, slide it down her pants just to feel how wet she is for you... I'm that type of woman😍

Hey! It's a brand new day, and I wanted to send some positive vibes your way!! Remember, you're awesome!!!

OMGGGG the TROUBLE!!! I laugh every time I think about the amount of times I had to bail out friends by loaning them my clothes or hosing them off in my back yard! I must be honest, It's hilarious listening to them come up with ideas as to why they looked like they'd been dunked in batter like a corn dog😂

The last time I went fort building with my friends, we were soaking wet from dumping our water bottles all over each other and the pollen from the flowers dusted the grass in a light yellow so we decided to make pollen angels! I don't think I've ever been that YELLOW in my life! We didn't know that the pollen turned into a paint when mixed with water and it looked like we had a paint war instead of a water fight!!

You ever catch a whiff of a specific type of food and get transported back in time? It happened to me recently! I found myself thinking about the days when my friends and I were younger, exploring the parks close to home and we'd pretend to be lost in the wilderness, building forts and spending hours snacking on our prepackaged noodles and chocolate bars until it was time to make the 'big' trip back😂

𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒𝐒! This is MY FIRST TIME EATING ASS! It’s one of my kinkiest videos yet! I rip @emmamagnoliaxo 's stockings off and eat her holes from behind and then she does the same to me! It was very hot. There’s also lots of nude twerking. You can’t go wrong with this one. Just quote #LESBO-EATING-ASS!!

Hiiiiii! Gooood Morning!! Who is in the mood for some cow tipping? 😉