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It's Friday night and I am in a NAUGHTY mood! Who's in for an amazing night? I would LOVE to know what you're up to right now!

Autocorrect, you DOOOOOG! The amount of people telling me the most HILARIOUS things right now! I can't stop laughing!!!

I'd DUCK you right here, right now! Would you DUCK me too?😉

Ever actually sent a dirty text and have someone ask you if it's auto corrected? LOL

I LOVE the responses guyyyys! Who else sent something that autocorrect messed up? The ones to bosses are the best!😂

Technology these days makes me really laugh! Was sending a text to a friend and she ended up calling me because I told her , "Best of Luck!" but autocorrect turned it into "Breast of Fuck" 😂 WHAAAATTTTT???

𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 This is EXACTLY how I’d take your cock! 🤤 Just send me #TYC and I'll send it right over!

Hey guyyyys! It's a fucking FANTASTIC day and you KNOW what I want to get up to today, don't you?😉

I just wanted to say THANK YOU for taking me as I am even though not everyone gets my jokes🤣 You guys still make me laugh!

Is there an emoji for "I'm HORNY AF, wanna cum with me?"😂

QUICK! If you could describe me in 3 emoji pictures, what would they be?

My favorite emoji today is this one: 💦 Can you guess WHY?😉

I love emojis but some of them are just hilarious! What's the funniest emoji you've ever used as a response and then you gotta tell me what it means!

Have you ever had a conversation with someone and they keep responding with emojis and you don't really understand what they're trying to say? My friend kept doing that to me until I eventually phoned her to ask what she was on about and she burst out laughing...Turns out she was BUTT TEXTING ME!! Her ass was literally responding with emojis😂

Good morning! Kick off those blankets because today is all about you!! I want to know what YOU'RE in the mood for!

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet...Everyone pretends they know how to do it, but in reality, we're all just crumpling it into a ball and shoving it in the closet!

Remember, when life gets tough, channel your inner superhero and put on your underwear on the OUTSIDE! It might not solve your problems, but it will definitely confuse your neighbors!😂

I think an aerial view of boobs is so fucking hot when you're the one looking down on her... What do you think?

HEY HEY HIIII! I know everyone has used a pickup line in their lifetime so I want to know what the funniest one is in your arsenal?

You know what really kills the mood of being all hot and bothered? Laughing so hard that you can't breathe and end up slapping your thigh like a hilarious seal! 😂 It's like an instant buzzkill for the horniness, am I right? Let's share some funny moments and keep the laughter going this 4th of July! 🤣🔥🎆

Ever been in a playful mood, making out and you push your partner backwards so they fall on the bed? Yes? Ever pushed hard enough that they tumble right over the bed? LOL TWICE! This is the funniest memory I have of the 4th of July!

Picture this: I was chowing down on some sushi, right? Suddenly, I accidentally sucked in a tiny rice grain and ended up coughing like crazy! And you won't believe it, but as if that wasn't enough, I took a gulp of water to help, and guess what? I swallowed it all wrong too! I swear, I'm starting to wonder why I don't have a warning sign tattooed on my ass by now! 😂 Can you relate? YAY 4th of July! 🍣🎇

On this awesome 4th of July, I gotta believe that everyone goes through embarrassing stuff sometimes. But seriously, it's happening so often to me lately that I'm considering becoming a hermit and staying home for a bit! 😄 Can you reassure me that I'm not the only one dealing with this? Let's share some relatable stories and make this Independence Day even more fun! 🎇🇺🇸

Good morning, my patriotic party people! I just wanted to let you know that today, I'm feeling mischievously energized and ready to unleash some sizzling surprises your way! Get ready to indulge in the fireworks of naughtiness with me! Happy 4th of July! 🎇🔥

You guys are absolutely AMAZING!! It's been a VERY interesting last couple of weeks but I've had you all right there with me and I appreciate you so much!!!

Since I am in a comedic mood, let me tell you about my experience with a revolving door! LOL I am laughing just thinkin about it. So there was a lady with luggage ahead of me and as she entered, I made the mistake of stepping in behind her and had that "OH SHIT" moment as we moved forward in several tiny steps, the door pushing me from behind, and then realized her luggage wasn't going to fit at the exit. We made two laps before they realized we couldn't get out!! I could just picture it from the outside and it made me laugh even harder😂

As I was packing for my trip back home, I realized I had about 4 pairs of mismatched socks! Where did the others go? I bet you they teleported home and turned into extra Tupperware lids😂

another nearly impossible task! I threw all of my wired items in a baggy and the headphone gremlins decided to make unravelling just that much more fun!😂Luckily I am pretty good with puzzles, even if I wanted to chew on that TOO!

Let's talk about IMPOSSIBLE tasks... I bought a gift for a friend but trying to wrap that thing was like trying to get out of a wet sports bra and then back into it!! Want to know the IMPOSSIBLE part? Finding the END of the damn TAPE!! I was chewing on it after passing over it for like 5 rounds and my other friend thought it was HILARIOUS!

HEY HEY HEY!!!! GUESS who is going to have a KICK ASS day today? YOU badasses are! 😉