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What would you freaks do it me if I was covered in butter? Wanna see which way I would fall? Butt side down? 🤣

There must be a gravity law that only toast knows about and makes sure it falls butter side down, it happened twice today while making breakfast! 🤣

Good morning! I just KNOW that great things are going to happen today!

Tell me about your coffee orders and what you actually got, did it make you change your mind about your coffee choices 🤣

My friend told me about this one time she ordered an strong Americano and received a cappuccino, that's like expecting a refreshing shower and getting a bubble bath! 🤣

When life gives you decaf instead of espresso, it's like expecting a roaring lion but getting a sleepy kitten.

I got up to go grab a cup of coffee from my favorite coffee shop and I am pretty sure I got a decaf, I have no oomph after that coffee, usually by now I would be jumping up and down! 🤨

𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐔𝐌 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋! This is real and authentic so you’re going to see lots of giggles when I gargle cum! SUPER RARE video and you're going to LOVE it! @toycrazykatie Just quote #CUMFACIAL in my DMs and I'll send it straight away!

Good morning, wiggling my butt because I am in such a GREAT mood today!

I know you freaks would walk slowly behind me up the stairs so going even slower so you can enjoy the view!

What you really looking at? The dirt under my shoes or how good my butt looks? 😛

Indoor work outs are probably the only way to keep my white shoes white! Or I could just kick them off get into bed and worry about getting messy in other ways 😛

Taking on a flight of stairs is a game of grace and confidence, miss a step and make it look like you're really energic without meaning to 🤣

Toe-mania, the talent of doing everything on my toes, you know I am too crazy to stay grounded 😛

I must have missed the memo that doing things flat footed is so last season 😂 But there is no fucking way I will be tip-toeing around anyone!

I KNOW that today is going to be a fucking great day! 🥰

Wakey wakey! Time to start the day! 💗But FIRST...Snuggles!

When Sunday night hits and you think about your week... I must say that my weeks get better and BETTER with you all!!

The TRUE heroes of the world: Those who can save the day and still find time for pizza and a nap!

It's been one of those days where I laughed until I snorted and then laughed again! You guys are seriously the BEST!!

This is so lame but gave me a giggle! Tell me what your super hero name would be and why?

I think I'd look HOT in a cape! Who's with me? It's not a bird! It's not a plane! It's SUPER BAMBI!!!😂

I think I had to practice the karma sutra before I tried making my bed with my new fitted sheet this morning! I don't know if it's an inch too small or if I'm just UNFIT because I'm huffing and puffing like the sweatiest and hottest blue-haired wolf and if I don't get this damn corner down, I'm going to cut a hole in it and use it as a cape!

Hey everyone! What are your plans for the day? I'm in a yoga mood and willing to bend in ALL kinds of ways😍

I got a fuck ton of ass pics and I LOVE it! 😂 You guys are AMAZING!

I wanna start a petition to bring back mooning! All in favor, DM me a pic of you mooning!!

Fuck it! I know you freaks are here to peep so I'll GIVE you something to peep at😛!

Does anyone know why it's called a PEEPING TOM? What do they call girls that like to peep?😂

You guuuys! Someone was just watching me get dressed from my window so I dramatically dropped my towel, bent over to pick it up and when I looked back they were gone... SO RUDE! Could have at least said goodbye!

Good morning my badasses!!! Today is the day that everything positive will straddle your lap and make you SMILE!