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Would crop tops even be a thing if they were worn on hips? Or would they just be cute skirts, the upside-down clothes possibilities are endless... LOL, I think life would be way more interesting when if our shirts were cheering for our feet! 😂

I feel like that wardrobe malfunction from the other day is haunting me! I had the most RANDOM dream... Can you imagine if clothes were worn upside down? I am talking pants on the top and shirts on the bottom. LOL!

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Greetings, superstars! As you wake up to a fresh day, remember that you are capable of achieving greatness. Let your actions today bring you closer to the extraordinary life you deserve. Have a wonderful morning

I mean you all love my quirkiness, right? Come on tell me what you think about it in my DMs make my day! 💗

So I kicked off my sneakers, got comfy, and decided being normal isn't a thing anymore. There's no 'normal' mindset, there are different mindsets for us all! So if I wanna talk about how food should be a superhero or what animals should do when they fly then I WILL! Speaking of which, I wish pizza slices could fly into my mouth with a few blinks of my eyes! LOL

What's a normal food order? Something generic? A toasted cheese? A tomato sandwich, fuck this is a bit more complicated than I thought. Everyone is so fucking different. What I consider plain could be someone else's out-of-the-norm. Why should we all fit in a generic list? Let's all be WEIRD!!! 😛

I think my small talk isn't that bad, I occasionally wonder what squirrels would REALLY do if they could fly. Bringing that into conversation didn't really work well for me though 😂

I had this crazy idea that being normal could be cool. So, I started practicing my 'normal' smile – you know, the one that looks like I just bit into a lemon. I was trying to figure out what 'normal' actually was... Did I miss the class on this? 😅

Good morning! Let go of yesterday's worries, embrace today's possibilities, and set your sights on a future filled with endless potential. Have a fantastic day!

Hello there, early bird! It's a brand new day, a chance to start anew. Remember, you have the power to make today amazing. Go out and create your own sunshine!

Would the rain change color too, if there was chocolate milkshake rain it would be so fucking messy! OMG, can you imagine the car washes every time it rained ALL the cars would be really sticky! LOL, it would be such a disaster if someone left their window open! 🤣

LOL, it reminds me of those flavored beans in HP. We would have a totally different outlook on life! BREAKING NEWS!! A new flavor of milkshake has been found, but only ONE person has tasted it, it has been compared to caramel, chocolate, and heaven. But no one else knows what heaven tastes like! Everyone is in a flat spin to be the happiest version of themselves for the next rainfall! 😍

I would just think about unicorns and rainbows and have the most magical time running around in the rain with a glass to fill up! LOL, if I froze it would it change flavor again depending on my mood or would it be set to the mood of the day? OMFG if it changed the flavors would be endless!!

Whoever needs to tell us the weather forecast would have the WORST time trying to explain what will happen if it rained! LOL, basically stay fucking positive because if it rains it will probably be a shit storm! 😅

If you wake up and feel like you didn't get enough sleep would it rain coffee milkshake? I know I would try to get less sleep because that would taste so fucking good! 😋

LOL! I watched a super random movie the other day and it totally put my mind in the weirdest place! What if when it rained, it rained different flavored milkshakes depending on our moods? LOL, hear me out, this could be so fucking amazing!

Today is already GREAT! Good morning 🥰

Ok, it's your guy's turn now... Don't let me suffer alone! Share those embarrassing wardrobe FAILS with me. Slide into my DMs and don't let me feel alone! 🙃

I wish I had a camera on the back of my head so I could have seen the stares from that side, this crazy blue-haired woman walking down the street, strutting her stuff with her ass out for the WORLD to see! LOL 😂

I now understood some of the dirty looks, if my panties covered up a little more it might not have been THAT bad... But a thong doesn't leave that much to the imagination 😅

The stares were starting to get a little much though... Did I have lipstick on my teeth, did I forget to brush my teeth? Fuck, what was going on? I tried to quickly get a look at myself in a shop window and BAM, I saw it, my skirt was tucked into my panties!!! 😂

The stares were starting to get a little much though... Did I have lipstick on my teeth, did I forget to brush my teeth? Fuck, what was going on? I tried to quickly get a look at myself in a shop window and BAM, I saw it, my skirt was tucked into my panties!!! 😂

Walking out of the house feeling fucking GREAT, I got my favorite skirt on, when you wear an outfit that makes you feel good you don't have a care in the world! BUT everyone was looking at me! LOL, and I thought they also thought my outfit was great! 🔥

Omg!!! You guys will NEVER guess what happened to me!! The most tragically embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions happened, it was so fucking funny though... I can't stop laughing at myself!! 🙃

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Feeling fucking GREAT! Let's start the day! Good morning 💗

Tell me your FAVORITE bedtime drink, there isn't really a debate on that, is there? Head on over to the DMs and tell me what you drink before bed! 😏

Don't get me wrong, tea is GREAT when you wanna take on the day with a cool, calm, and collected attitude. But it still has that KICK that gets you going and jumping to get your butt into gear!

I mean coffee is such a GREAT pick me up if you're feeling sluggish, even I need a pick me up some days to get me into the CRAZY mood that hypes you all up! 😜