
Coffee is a GREAT pick me up, getting the energy levels soaring but tea is more of the calm drink, I have NEVER seen a hyped-up tea drinker unless I am just looking in the wrong places! ๐
2023-08-07 20:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee is a GREAT pick me up, getting the energy levels soaring but tea is more of the calm drink, I have NEVER seen a hyped-up tea drinker unless I am just looking in the wrong places! ๐
2023-08-07 20:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, folks, welcome to the ultimate morning rumble! It's tea versus coffee - the battle of wake-up brews! Tea fans say it's all about chill vibes and cozy sips, like a hug from a teddy bear. Coffee lovers swear it's a turbo boost for your brain, screaming, "Go, go, go!" So pick your side, fuel up, and let the morning showdown begin!
2023-08-07 18:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostTime to get up and kick some butt! Today is gonna be fucking amazing!!
2023-08-07 15:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostLOL! That went way more out of hand than I thought, robot wars were coming at me there! ๐ But you all know not to take me too seriously! ๐
2023-08-07 05:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI will get my panties back if I supply the smart vacuum with tasty treats once a week. How the HELL am I supposed to know what a tasty treat is for a smart vacuum? I mean panties are quite a tasty treat too! ๐
2023-08-07 03:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostLOL! Just received a ransom note from my smart vacuum, panties will be returned on it's terms. Do I give in, what state will they be in when I receive them back? WTF, what is the world coming to? ๐ฒ
2023-08-07 00:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostOk, ok maybe it was my fault for not putting my laundry in the hamper but it fucking sucked up my FAVORITE pair of panties. If I retrieve them will they ever be the same?
2023-08-06 20:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostI really thought I was tech savvy until my smart devices started to get the better of me, my smartphone and I have a fucking AMAZING relationship buuuut that fucking smart vacuum is now in my bad books... ๐คจ
2023-08-06 18:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostLOL! Ok I know I am the biggest nut of them all but that's why all you fuckers love me, right? ๐
2023-08-06 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostOh no! The squirrel at the oak on the corner stole all the NUTS and now there's a NUTS group to try to find the missing nuts, the trees are all up in arms. LOL! This is getting outta hand! ๐
2023-08-06 05:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostThings got a little saucy behind the apple tree and everyone keeps getting embarrassed emojis with no context... Spill the T apple tree! We all wanna know what went down! ๐
2023-08-06 03:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostThen you just have the old Oak tree with its one-word responses to all texts, K is so fucking generic and we need more to those responses! ๐We need more to it! One-word text just don't do it for anyone!
2023-08-06 00:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostTree-grams and Wood-chat groups are the forest's hottest trends! The latest word on the stick is that someone sent a dick pic to his boss by mistake when he was behind the willow tree ๐
2023-08-05 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI started today wanting to appreciate the small things so I went for a walk, took in all the beautiful nature around me, and thought to myself about what trees would say if they could text each. You know those trees hear the JUICEST gossip! ๐
2023-08-05 18:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostWakey wakey! What's for breakfast, DM me those breakfast ideas! ๐
2023-08-05 15:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostWould you let me have the last slice of pizza? Tell me in my DMs ๐
2023-08-05 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostIt should also be based off of who appreciated the pizza the most, to those who just shove the slice down and don't even taste the flavors they get removed from the list immediately! ๐
2023-08-05 05:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt should also be based off of who appreciated the pizza the most, to those who just shove the slice down and don't even taste the flavors they get removed from the list immediately! ๐
2023-08-05 04:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostIf the last slice of pizza has the best taste right because you just KNOW that there isn't anymore, all that delicious sauce has the most amount of flavor! ๐
2023-08-05 00:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like there should be a special rule for the last piece of pizza, are you crazy, happy, and fun you get the LAST slice. I mean that would be me every time, right? ๐
2023-08-04 19:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe EPIC battle for the last slice of pizza, I just remembered a while ago I was with friends having a pizza night, and boom all of a sudden there was one lonely slice of pizza left and plenty of eyes looking at it longingly!
2023-08-04 18:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Who doesn't love a threesome? Don't miss it! Quote #HS3SUM in your messages to have it now! @camistrella @xxxvanessaxxx
2023-08-04 17:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostRise and shine, sleepyhead! The world awaits your brilliance. Good morning
2023-08-04 15:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostOk ok, this has got me hankering something delicious! Tell me in my DMs what superhero food will save my day ๐
2023-08-04 05:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostThe superhero food battles don't stop there... Sushi Samurais battle the Wasabi Warlords! Who will conquer the taste bud battleground? ๐
2023-08-04 03:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhen hunger strikes, there's no stopping the Cereal Crusaders! Captain Cornflakes and Frosted Flash to the rescue! ๐ฝโก Crunchy justice! LOL! This is making me fucking hungry!
2023-08-04 00:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostWhen hunger is near fear NOT for Pepperoni Avengers are here! Just one slice will cure those hunger pangs and it'll be even cheesier than I am! Get it? Cheesy... Just LOVE me!๐
2023-08-03 19:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostFood doesn't get half the credit it should! We all eat, and we all have our go-to comfort foods, I think food needs recognition as a SUPERHERO!!
2023-08-03 18:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post