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Coffee is a GREAT pick me up, getting the energy levels soaring but tea is more of the calm drink, I have NEVER seen a hyped-up tea drinker unless I am just looking in the wrong places! 😂

Alright, folks, welcome to the ultimate morning rumble! It's tea versus coffee - the battle of wake-up brews! Tea fans say it's all about chill vibes and cozy sips, like a hug from a teddy bear. Coffee lovers swear it's a turbo boost for your brain, screaming, "Go, go, go!" So pick your side, fuel up, and let the morning showdown begin!

Time to get up and kick some butt! Today is gonna be fucking amazing!!

LOL! That went way more out of hand than I thought, robot wars were coming at me there! 😂 But you all know not to take me too seriously! 😜

I will get my panties back if I supply the smart vacuum with tasty treats once a week. How the HELL am I supposed to know what a tasty treat is for a smart vacuum? I mean panties are quite a tasty treat too! 😂

LOL! Just received a ransom note from my smart vacuum, panties will be returned on it's terms. Do I give in, what state will they be in when I receive them back? WTF, what is the world coming to? 😲

Ok, ok maybe it was my fault for not putting my laundry in the hamper but it fucking sucked up my FAVORITE pair of panties. If I retrieve them will they ever be the same?

I really thought I was tech savvy until my smart devices started to get the better of me, my smartphone and I have a fucking AMAZING relationship buuuut that fucking smart vacuum is now in my bad books... 🤨

Hello! Sending you warm wishes for a great day.

LOL! Ok I know I am the biggest nut of them all but that's why all you fuckers love me, right? 😜

Oh no! The squirrel at the oak on the corner stole all the NUTS and now there's a NUTS group to try to find the missing nuts, the trees are all up in arms. LOL! This is getting outta hand! 😂

Things got a little saucy behind the apple tree and everyone keeps getting embarrassed emojis with no context... Spill the T apple tree! We all wanna know what went down! 😜

Then you just have the old Oak tree with its one-word responses to all texts, K is so fucking generic and we need more to those responses! 😛We need more to it! One-word text just don't do it for anyone!

Tree-grams and Wood-chat groups are the forest's hottest trends! The latest word on the stick is that someone sent a dick pic to his boss by mistake when he was behind the willow tree 😛

I started today wanting to appreciate the small things so I went for a walk, took in all the beautiful nature around me, and thought to myself about what trees would say if they could text each. You know those trees hear the JUICEST gossip! 😂

Wakey wakey! What's for breakfast, DM me those breakfast ideas! 😉

Would you let me have the last slice of pizza? Tell me in my DMs 😉

It should also be based off of who appreciated the pizza the most, to those who just shove the slice down and don't even taste the flavors they get removed from the list immediately! 😜

It should also be based off of who appreciated the pizza the most, to those who just shove the slice down and don't even taste the flavors they get removed from the list immediately! 😜

If the last slice of pizza has the best taste right because you just KNOW that there isn't anymore, all that delicious sauce has the most amount of flavor! 😏

I feel like there should be a special rule for the last piece of pizza, are you crazy, happy, and fun you get the LAST slice. I mean that would be me every time, right? 😜

The EPIC battle for the last slice of pizza, I just remembered a while ago I was with friends having a pizza night, and boom all of a sudden there was one lonely slice of pizza left and plenty of eyes looking at it longingly!

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Rise and shine, sleepyhead! The world awaits your brilliance. Good morning

Ok ok, this has got me hankering something delicious! Tell me in my DMs what superhero food will save my day 😁

The superhero food battles don't stop there... Sushi Samurais battle the Wasabi Warlords! Who will conquer the taste bud battleground? 😜

When hunger strikes, there's no stopping the Cereal Crusaders! Captain Cornflakes and Frosted Flash to the rescue! 🌽⚡ Crunchy justice! LOL! This is making me fucking hungry!

When hunger is near fear NOT for Pepperoni Avengers are here! Just one slice will cure those hunger pangs and it'll be even cheesier than I am! Get it? Cheesy... Just LOVE me!😁

Food doesn't get half the credit it should! We all eat, and we all have our go-to comfort foods, I think food needs recognition as a SUPERHERO!!

Good morning! Hope your morning starts with a smile. 😁