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Roses are the ultimate proof that you can be strong and good-looking at the same time. I mean, they're basically saying, 'I'll face thorns and still rock a killer bloom.' That's the way to OWN life in style 😅

Thinking of my catus as a life coach now, it has the right attitude! Stay sharp, keep a thick skin, and don't be a pushover! Are you all taking notes, I think he's on to something 😜

LOL! Ok hear me out, if plants COULD talk to us, I am sure they would have a lot to say to us. Being a plant is so fucking chill, we are always rushing around, stressing out, and living this fast-paced life while they sit around and grow from taking in the sun's rays! I really think we all need to change our outlook 😜

Alright, don't laugh, but talking to my houseplants taught me a few gems. Stay grounded. Roots matter whether you're a plant or a person... Embrace change. From sprouts to blooms, life's about growth. Stand tall, even when life's stormy. The way a plant faces the sun, we should face challenges with courage! Wear that pineapple on your head like a crown and own the day! 🤣

I can't be the ONLY person who talks to her plants, am I? The more attention they get the better they grow, I share gossip with them knowing they won't be telling anyone else and they share their life lessons with me! 😜

Hey there, early bird! Let's have a fucking GREAT day today!

I wanna bring this back, starting in my living room right now! Dirty dancing with Bambi, let's all get naked and dance around without a fucking care in the world! 🤩

Picture this: you're waiting for a bus, and boom! The whole bus stop transforms into a salsa showdown. Those were the days when our mundane routines turned into unexpected, hilarious dance-offs.

Imagine strolling through the park when suddenly, the squirrels start breakdancing. Okay, maybe not the squirrels, but you know what I mean! Those days were like a reality show where the city became our stage, and everyone was dancing stars. Even those who had two left feet 😜

Back in the day! LOL, ok it wasn't that long ago but it was like spontaneous dance parties invaded our lives. You're munching on a hot dog, and poof! The hot dog vendor becomes the dance commander. Those days were wild, turning the world into one big, wacky dance floor. 😍

Remember flash mobs? The times when people would just stop what they were doing and dance to a cool jam, forget the world, and move like no one is watching! Those were the fucking BEST! So much fun and not a fucking care in the world!!

Hello! The sun's up, and so is your potential to turn your dreams into reality. Have an amazing morning!

You freaks are all just the BEST!! Thank you for all the shared laughs and for always making my day so GREAT!! 💗

LOL! Why must it always come back to food? Can't we relate more things to the beauty of nature? This is why I ALWAYS have food on my mind... All these analogies just make me hungry all day! 😅

If you woke up in a sour mood life would just put a soda float next to your bed, surely that would make us all have the BEST day every day? Fuck yeah! You could even keep the soda and just give me ice cream every day for breakfast!! 😜

Yes, yes, lol, I understand the meaning of it but I just think it could be done better... If life gives you soda add ice cream and make a soda float!! Get rid of ALL the negativity and have a tasty treat 😜

You know what I think about quite often... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I mean lemonade is still sour AF to me... Shouldn't it be if life gives you lemons cut them into slices and add them to some soda? That would be a sweeter deal! 😅

Hello, sunshine! As the sun comes up, your chances to make today really awesome go up too!

LOL! Please don't make me feel alone, share those fucking AWKWARD greetings in my DMs...

Or that person you know - kind of and you go in for a cheek kiss and they go in for a hug and it turns into that fucking awkward nose bump... Not wanting to get that close!!! 😅 LOL, it's the closest I have come to contact sport, the art of greeting mishaps! 🤣

Or when you both go in for a hug and there is just too much energy and the hug turns into an unintentional headbutt - whose fault was it? No one, but I bet it was fucking funny to see! 🤣

Then there are those times when you KNOW that someone is gonna shake your hand, so, you are all prepared for this... I know I don't have the strongest grip, but when someone else does it makes me feel like my hand is a fish flapping around! Trying to strengthen the grip and turning it into an unintentional arm wrestling match! LOL 😅

Whenever you get an intro to someone new, there's that awkward moment... Are they gonna hug me hello? I often dive in for a hug and get me with a hand halfway through!! LOL, why does this happen? Got a handshake to the stomach when a friend of mine introduced me to someone 🤣

As you step into this new day, carry your dreams like a torch and light up the path to greatness. Good morning!

Web links also don't get the credit they should!! Those little legends are like the spaghetti strings of the internet. Connecting the web with all it's juicy info... LOL 🤣 Ok, ok, I will stop! 😜

LOL all this hashtag talk is making me think, icons may not be a character BUT they are like the alphabet soup of apps! They're little letters packed with some digital tastiness! 😅

Damn! It's only hashtags that I can see, unless I am missing something... #waffles! It's like a double hashtag!! LOL!!! At least I can laugh at myself! 😅

Now I am going through all the different characters on my keyboard to see what else they resemble! Who needs emojis, I wonder if this is how emoji's were born! 😲

LOL!!! I JUST realized that hashtags look like waffles! # LOL! My life has been changed, clearly, I have food on my mind but I can't stop thinking about this. Never did I think that four little lines would look so good!!😅

LOL! If we had shoes on our hands would we need to worry about hand odour? 😂 These new sneakers are giving my hands the worst smell! OMFG, how would that even get fixed, hand powder might be the thing to save us all... 😛