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I had the WILDEST dreams last night after that sneezing adventure I didn't mean to take, LOL! The tale of the sneezing panda! 😂

Rise and rise! LOL, do you want a little help with your getting a hard start to your day, DM me! 😏

LOL! What are your tips to stop sneezing fits, so I know in case it ever happens again? Hop into my DMs and lmk so I can be prepared for the next tropical fruit storm I create! 😋

My kitchen ended up coated in a smoothie and looked like Hurricane Bambi had the WILDEST adventure, turning everything fucking upside down with a simple sneezing fit! LOL!

When it finally stopped I was quite taken aback, fuck, why did that happen? Was it a test to control my clumsiness because it didn't fucking work! LOL

I tried everything, I looked into the light but as I did that it felt like the sneezes got worst! WTF, my eyes were now watering and I could feel I was losing control! 😛 More so than usual

Trying to keep cool and not fall off my own chair but it just wouldn't stop! I nearly had my delicious smoothie fly across the room. Would have ended up coating the wall in a new shade of purple!! 😅

Omg, guuuysss! Just had the most INTENSE sneezing fit! Fuck, it just couldn't control it. Sipping on a smoothie and out of nowhere it began!!!

Woke feeling like waffles this morning, not literally - I think if I had to get covered in syrup so early I wouldn't enjoy it! LOL! Good morning 😋

As I snuggle into bed, I reflect on the day's chuckles and chaos. Life's a laugh-filled journey, and I'm buckled up for every twist and turn!

And as usual, my cooking attempt became a science experiment with explosions of sauce all over the place. Life is a comedy show but it's so much better to laugh at it! 😅

My furry friend's antics could fill a comedy show. From chasing invisible things, chasing the wind, chasing their tail, and to cozying up in the oddest spots, their daily routine is pure entertainment 😍

AGAIN the remote must have joined my socks in that parallel dimension! I really wonder what it's like there. Odd socks, remotes, missing earphones... LOL, the list is endless. The remote always turns up though, it's like it gets bored of playing hide and seek with me!

And as usual, I can only find one sock... My socks have embarked on their quest for freedom, but I've decided they're just leading exciting lives in other dimensions. 😅

Breakfast calls, and I answer with a cereal box that's so light, it's practically floating. It's a weightless breakfast in zero gravity! WHOOPS!!

Wake up, world, it's showtime! Life's throwing curveballs, and I'm in the front row with my popcorn!!! A curve ball isn't always a bad thing!!

I totally invited over a few friends for this and the looks they all fucking gave me when they walked into my living room! LOL, I should've had my camera out! 😅

I'm turning my living room into Fort Central. I'm stacking pillows, arranging cushions, and draping blankets like a fort-building ninja. LOL! Making the most comfortable of places to become a queen of my world!

I'm plotting the ultimate mission: building the coziest fort ever. It's time to snuggle like a boss! Or to just hide from the real world! 😋

Alright, folks, gather 'round, I've got a secret to spill: I'm basically a pro at building the coolest blanket forts ever!! Didn't think that was necessary nowadays? It really IS!!!

𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 She came over to take a picture with me and we accidentally caught our first natural scene on camera!! Quote #HOTLESBOKISSING in your DMs to get it now!! @daintywilder

Yassss! Let's kick start the day with a fucking GREAT attitude!!

Finally, I get there, and the GPS says 'You've reached your destination.' I'm staring at a wall. Maybe it's a secret entrance to Wonderland? Or maybe, just maybe, my GPS is a stand-up comedian and thinks it's fucking funny to send me in the wrong direction 🤐

And get this – it's all about recalculating. Every time I mess up, it recalculates the route. I think it's trying to become a math genius! Oh, and it's even told me to go past the sidewalk. I mean, really? Can't we just stay on the road... Then, it's all 'take a leap of faith.' Like, what? Am I about to fly off a cliff? And the detours – one even suggested going through outer space. I was ready to put on a space helmet, I swear. 😲

So, here's the thing – I type in where I want to go, and my GPS starts guiding me, right? But instead of taking me where I want to go, it's like it's on a secret mission to confuse me. I turn left, and end up where I started. Take a right, and find myself in another dimension. It's like my GPS has a mind of its own!

Trying to keep cool and not fall off my own chair but it just wouldn't stop! I nearly had my delicious smoothie fly across the room. Would have ended up coating the wall in a new shade of purple!! 😅

Ever had your GPS decide to take you on a wild journey you didn't plan for? You're just trying to go somewhere that should've taken a short 10 minutes, but suddenly, you're in a 45-minute loop, going in circles like a confused squirrel!? Where is the worst place you have ever got lost? Lmk in those DMs...

When EVER I use maps or GPS I get even more lost! Ffs, I swear I went in a fucking circle yesterday trying to find a new shop. GPS stands for Guiding People in Spirals! 😅 I didn't where the fuck east was and I just kept going in the wrong fucking direction!

Rise and shine, superstar! May your day be filled with little moments that bring big smiles. Good morning!

If your house plants could give you great advice what do you think it would be? Don't just sit there and laugh at me, head over to my DMs and tell me! 💗