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LOL! I get so carried away and I LOVE that all you freaks get me! You are all just as WEIRD as me!! 💗 My nipples are safe for now...

Omg, or burning down there!! 😲 I can't even begin to imagine how I would get that right. I would have to spend most of my time with my legs up right at the rays of the sun! Fuck, now that WON'T be any fun 🤣

OR, we could keep hats, I mean imagine sunburnt nipples! Fuck, that wouldn't be fun! I can even imagine how much MORE sensitive they would get... OMG! Soooo many dirty thoughts right now! 😏

If we all do this naked adventure do you think that sunblock would just become our new outfit? So, instead of choosing outfits based on style, we'd pick sunscreen based on how well it protects us from the sun. Sunscreens with higher numbers like SPF 50 would be like dressing up for special occasions, while ones with lower numbers like SPF 30 might be for everyday use. 🤣

I really thought it would start cooling down! Do you think it would be ok to just do everything naked until the weather sorts itself out... Wanna join me in this naked adventure? DM me 😉

Get up and shine like a disco ball at a party from a long time ago! Let's have fun today.

I was about 4 bites in and BAM, brain freeze! Ffs, it was inevitable but fuck I forgot how intense it was... My thoughts were frozen in time with the taste of the delicious ice cream. LOL! It was so fucking worth it though 😋

Then I was just staring at it waiting in anticipation for it to melt a little but it just started glistening even more. My taste buds were watering and my patience levels were gone! Fuck it!! YOLO 🤣

Omg! I finally caved, dished myself a HUGE bowl of delicious creamy goodness, and as I was about to dive in! My brain screamed STOP!! Brain freeze!! It hadn't even melted a little. I could have fucking got stuck in and dealt with the consequences but noooo...

Fuck, I can't stop thinking about that damn ice cream! I am even having dirty thoughts about rubbing it all over myself and getting all wrapped up in that sticky delicious goodness! 😅

I opened the freezer this morning looking for something for breakfast and the ice cream tub was staring back at me... I am sure it even said, "I know you want me." I even fucking contemplated adding ice cream to my coffee so I could get away with it being a breakfast food! 😋

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 This threesome is by far one of my favs! These two KNOW how to make me cum!! Quote #FIRETHREESOME in your DMs and it's yours!

Wake up! Everyone is waiting for you to get dressed and join the day. Unless you don't wanna get dressed 😉

Let's all have a better end to our day!! Send me a joke, PLEASE! Let's have a giggle together. DM them to me now. The cheesier the better! 🤣

Here's a little blue-haired weirdo joke! 😋Why did the person blush at the party? Because they thought it was a 'costume optional' event, and they were the only one who showed up naked! 🤣

Today's going fucking great for me! How's today going for all you freaks? Wanna make it better, send me a DM! Let me put a smile on all your faces! 😉

I feel so fucking bad for Mondays as the days of the week go it gets the MOST crap. Monday's aren't really that bad, new beginnings, new starts. Leaving behind any troubles from the previous week... 🤩

It's not Monday's fault that it starts the week. It was just given a very tough job and apparently, that is reason enough to not like it. I LOVE Mondays, I get so excited for new beginnings. The fresh start! Fuck all the bullshit!! 😋

Good morning!! Let's make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous.

I just FUCKING love you all soooo much! Never forget that 💗

The one thing I really was really fucking GREAT at was bird yoga! At least I know I can use my skills there! My stretches were flamingo level! Tall, graceful and with all the balance in the world! Felt as like as a feather 😋

Think I took the art of being as graceful as a bird too seriously when I tried to feed the dogs spaghetti from my mouth like worms! LOL, that's not fucking graceful at all! But they did enjoy it 🤣

It's not going very well, I was practicing this while on my walk, stood on one leg greeting all the joggers. They were all so fucking confused! LOL! Probably thinking this blue-haired weirdo has fucking lost it! 🤣

Often I feel like I could learn to be a little more graceful, the elegance of birds and there beautiful feathers is something I can relate to! I have the blue hair that helps me stand out! I just need to practice being as elegant as a flamingo standing on one leg! Tall as can be and flashing a smile at all times! 😉

Good morning! Do you have a spark of inspiration for me today? Go ahead tell me in my DMs 💗

Omg! You freaks get me, the weird way my mind just travels when I think of these random things! I love you all SO much!! 💗

LOL! Or what about something just creeping it's way up your butt! NO! I didn't want nature to literally become part of me! This is not how it was supposed to happen!! 😅 I love the beauty of nature but not in this way! 🤐

Accidentally trying anal while going for a bathroom break! Omg, the looks of shock and horror! Surprise!! Something is in your ass and you put it there without realizing! 😲

I can't imagine it is great though when you are in the outdoors with someone you don't know. Are they turned on, or is it just fucking cold? Do I make that move or just play it by ear! 😂

WHY have I never watched the show Naked and Afraid before now! Omfg, it has two of my loves in it, nature and nudity! WTF, I am obsessed. The sheer balls to do this kind of thing! LOL, literally and figuratively! 😂