Throwin' my superhero cape in the wash, back to mundane chores. Time to ditch the magical staff for a regular broom. No more casting spells, just sweepin' up dust bunnies. Goodbye, otherworldly adventures; hello, reality! A superhero’s gotta do laundry too, y'know! Hangin' up the mask and picking up the mop, back to adulting, fighting the true villain – dirty dishes!
2023-11-03 04:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Steppin' around pumpkin goo is like navigatin' a post-Halloween minefield. Slippery, stringy, and oh-so-squishy! It's a challenge just tryin' not to slide like a cartoon character on a banana peel. You'd think carving pumpkins was a clean art, but nah, it's a gooey battleground. Watch out for those sneaky pumpkin remnants – they're out to getcha! Who needs an obstacle race when you've got pumpkin guts
2023-11-03 00:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Post-Halloween cleanup's like a candy wrapper tornado hit my place! It's everywhere, like confetti after a wild party, except it's all sugar wrappers. Sweepin', pickin', and discoverin' candy caches in bizarre places. It's like the candies partied hard and exploded! Vacuum's workin' overtime. Goodbye, chocolate-embedded carpets! 'Til next year, when the wrappers attack again!
2023-11-02 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Thought I could rock my werewolf getup at the grocery store, but the cashier didn't seem impressed. Back to jeans and tees—no more fur and fangs. Sigh, being a werewolf ain't as handy as I thought. Guess it's back to being a human for now. Until next Halloween, folks, the grocery aisles will miss the howling fashion statement
2023-11-02 18:05:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember: you're not fully awake until that second cup hits. Good morning!
2023-11-02 15:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Seriously, are we in a 'dress-up' alternate reality? Because this morning, I encountered more costumes than at a Hollywood audition! From superheroes at the coffee shop to aliens at the post office, it's like the multiverse of costumes collided with reality. Wondering when I'll bump into Sherlock Holmes at the bank.
2023-11-02 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hold up! Seems like Halloween got an extension. Just spotted a zombie in the veggie aisle, a princess eyeing doughnuts, and a werewolf engrossed in the news. Did we all collectively forget to switch back to regular outfits? I'm waiting for a ghost to recommend the best detergent next.
2023-11-02 03:04:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine to witches, pirates, and aliens at the bus stop – did I sleep through the 'Cosplay Commute' memo? Seems like the whole 'hood got a wild dress code update! Are we off to work or a galactic pirate adventure? I'd be less surprised to see a leprechaun negotiating traffic. Note to self: check the calendar before leaving the house
2023-11-01 22:59:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Post-Halloween and the streets are a wacky film scene. Batman's in line for pancakes, Dracula's out for a morning jog – what's next, a zombie doing yoga? It's like the city took a 'weirdest morning routine' challenge. I half-expect Bigfoot to join the line for bagels. Guess even monsters need breakfast and exercise! Just your regular day after Halloween, right?
2023-11-01 18:05:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Sun's up, and bam! Vampires, superheroes, and ghosts are still in line for coffee, looking like they got stuck in a costume party time loop. Did someone forget to hit pause on Halloween? The barista's probably thinking, 'Is it an '80s movie reunion or did the calendar break?' I'm just here for a regular coffee, not to swap stories with Darth Vader about yesterday's trick-or-treating escapades
2023-11-01 16:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
YOU FREAKS MADE MY HALLOWEEN AMAZING!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! 💗
2023-11-01 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
So, when I decorated my place it was like a silent competition. As soon as I hung up a ghost, my neighbor's got two ghosts and a zombie. It's like a friendly competition that was spiraling into a full-blown decoration war! Cobwebs, skeletons, and pumpkins everywhere. I'm in it to win it, and the winner gets bragging rights as the spookiest house on the block!
2023-11-01 03:04:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Selecting the perfect pumpkin? It's like 'Mission Impossible' for those who can't make up their minds. 🎃 You start with a simple task but end up in a pumpkin patch maze, debating pumpkins like they're life-altering decisions. Is it too round? Too lumpy? Is that one too perfect? But you know what? It's all part of the Halloween excitement. Pumpkin picking drama, here we come!
2023-10-31 23:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Picture my Halloween costume: a wild combo of 'excitement overload' and 'can't wait to raid the candy aisle'! 🎃 I'm basically a walking sugar rush, all pumped up for the spooky festivities and ready to leap into a mountain of sweets like a candy ninja. My enthusiasm for Halloween could power a jack-o'-lantern the size of a small planet. It's the most wonderful time of the year!
2023-10-31 20:01:43 +0000 UTC View Post
You know it's that magical time when the leaves tumble, and the air gets a whiff of pumpkin spice. That's right, it's Halloween o'clock! 🎃 It's like Mother Nature and the coffee shops teamed up to announce, "Time to get spooky!" I'm so ready for costumes, candy, and all the pumpkin-flavored everything. It's like the season of 'treat yourself' is officially here, and I'm here for it!
2023-10-31 18:05:12 +0000 UTC View Post
You DON'T wanna miss my Halloween EXCLUSIVE! Quote #TAKINGHERVIRGINITY to see Adelia cum from mouth for the very first time!! 😆
2023-10-31 17:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWEEN! Did you see what I sent you REALLY early today to get you in the mood? It's in your DMs right now!! 👻
2023-10-31 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
FUCK YEAH!!! The count down is getting closer! HALLOWEEN IS NEARLY HERE! Are you fuckers ready for the EXCITING things I am gonna drop at midnight?? Don't fucking go ANYWHERE!!
2023-10-31 05:02:30 +0000 UTC View Post
OMFG!!!! I am getting so fucking EXCITED for Halloween! Why don't you freaks head over to my DMs and tell me what you are gonna be wearing this year for Halloween! Pictures welcome too 😉
2023-10-31 00:59:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I NEED some extra creativity for this year's Halloween outfit! I wanna be the talk of EVERYTHING! Lol, I mean I am a self-proclaimed comedian! SO, I was thinking this year I will go as a flower VASE!!! Yup, you read right! Lol, sexy lingerie and carry-around flowers all day!
2023-10-30 18:05:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine! Today is a new chance to be even more amazing than you were yesterday.
2023-10-30 15:02:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I have been a VERY busy fairy today and I wanna spoil EVERYONE this year for Halloween! DM me with what you think this fairy could do to make you cum HARD 😈
2023-10-30 04:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Bippity boppity, wanna see some BOOBS? 😂 Or what other wishes would you like to see me make CUM true? Lol, DM all your deepest desires!! 😉
2023-10-29 19:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, beautiful soul! Remember, you're one in a million, and that's a pretty rare deal.
2023-10-29 15:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I FUCKING LOVE spoiling you freaks did you do everything you could to get those freebies? 💗
2023-10-29 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Or you freaks could just like ALL my Halloween posts and tell me how many there are for something to make you freaks REALLY happy! Tell me in the DMs many HALLOWEEN posts there are on my wall and how many you liked for a treat! 😏Only posts that say HALLOWEEN count... 3, 2, 1. (This ONLY counts if your renew is ON)!!
2023-10-29 03:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a GREAT spell, I wanna make something pitch a tent! Go unlock ANYTHING in my DMs right now say! "Put a spell on me" in the DMs and I will make something magical happen in your PANTS! 😉
2023-10-29 00:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Can I put a spell on you freaks and make you WANT to do all the filthiest things with me? It WON'T involve clearing cobwebs, but maybe making other messes! 😏
2023-10-28 21:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I'm shopping for a 'spooky witch' costume online, right? What arrives? A 'slutty sorceress' getup! Apparently, my bewitching aura transcends even costume boundaries. I've gone from casting spells to raising eyebrows. Who knew dressing up as a witch could turn me into the talk of the haunted town? I'm enchanting in more ways than I bargained for, and my cauldron is just for show!
2023-10-28 18:05:15 +0000 UTC View Post