Added 2023-10-28 18:05:15 +0000 UTC
So, I'm shopping for a 'spooky witch' costume online, right? What arrives? A 'slutty sorceress' getup! Apparently, my bewitching aura transcends even costume boundaries. I've gone from casting spells to raising eyebrows. Who knew dressing up as a witch could turn me into the talk of the haunted town? I'm enchanting in more ways than I bargained for, and my cauldron is just for show!
