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This morning's delivery was a REAL fucking surprise because it was from WEEKS ago and when the doorbell went and I was in the shower... I couldn't fucking find a TOWEL!!!

Pretty sure the delivery person likes it less though because they ALWAYS arrive when I am in the shower🤣

I fucking love it when I get little gifts delivered! The ones I get when I do online shopping late at night half asleep and forget about them! LOL! Gifts from me to ME!! 😆

𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐍' Wanna see one of my FAVORITE positions? Quote #COWGIRLRIDIN in my DMs right now to see how I want it! 😏

Wake up, my ray of sunshine! Today's goal: radiate positivity and spread good vibes.

Was just trying to be polite by holding the door for someone, but apparently, a smile and an 'after you' can be misinterpreted as advanced flirting. My bad, I'm just an accidental door-opening heartbreaker.

Thought I was just being friendly at the grocery store, but apparently, asking someone to reach the top shelf for you is my version of a pick-up line. Oops, did I just unintentionally grocery flirt... LOL!

Asked my barista how their day was and accidentally added a wink. I was just trying to express genuine interest, but now my morning coffee comes with a side of unintentional flirtation.

Good morning, laughter expert! May your day be filled with funny moments and endless joy.

Who thinks the post orgasm glow is better than ANY other glow? Hehe, DM me and tell me if there is a better glow! 😏

Feeling fucking great no matter what and always making my glow make ME feel great... The best way to glow, POST ORGASM!!

Lol, I think I need to just accept that I get my glow on it totally different ways to ANYONE else! Lol, and I LOVE that about me!

Attempted a new skincare routine for that radiant glow. Accidentally mistook toothpaste for face wash. Now I'm minty fresh with a side of confusion. LOL

Trying to glow up like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon. But as I get out of bed I fucking get wrapped in my blankets and fall... Will I ever not be clumsy and be the graceful creature I think I am... Thank fuck there were no rouge dildos... Or maybe that would have been a great way to fall! Lol

Good morning, happiness generator! May your day be as wonderful as your heart.

I fucking LOVE every single one of you fuckers!! You are the reason I am here and I want you to all know how much you mean! 💗

I love how incredible I feel when I am here with all of you freaks!!! You all just make me so fucking happy! Show me how happy you make me and tip this post to show me some appreciation and love!! 😆

𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐒 SHOWING MORE FACE!! 🥺 This video has me in sunglasses and is the first time I’ve done this. So please DM me #SCORINGGOALS and tell me what you think.

Good morning, you delightful soul! May your coffee be strong, and your day be filled with giggles.

FUCK YEAH! I am loving ALL the anal lovers today... If some of you freaks don't like then head over to my DMs and tell me what you like over anal!! 😆

Are you freaks into my ass and ass action? Do you LOVE anal as much as I do? Send me a DM and tell me what you like the most about anal... PLEASE 😏

Has UR anus decided to go into retrograde, lol - sounds like Uranus is in the microwave!! LOL!! That could be some quite heated ass action!! 😆

Maybe this is why I am doing everything in reverse lately...Maybe time to stop doing things naked and then get dressed... NAH! Lol, fuck that! I wanna do EVERYTHING in the nude!! 😆

LOL! I just read that Uranus is in retrograde, and it has been for a few months. Could this be the reason for my urge to put things in my ASS? I fucking think so! 😆

Time to seize the day and not try to hit snooze too many times! Good morning! 😆

YAY!!! Day fucking made, I will possibly sleep well tonight knowing that mermaids DO have cocks and pussies! Now maybe I will be dreaming about those mermaid orgies!!! 🥵

I mean, they are similar to dolphins and we all KNOW they are one of the other mammals that have sex for fun! SO, what I wanna get at is, do merpeople have sex for fun? 😆

I need to know though, it's so fucking weird so you fuckers need to bare with me a little here. Maybe one of you has the answer... Do mermaids have pussies? LOL! If you know DM me the answer!!

I wouldn't complain mermaid porn sounds fucking incredible... I have so many more questions now. LOL! I am gonna be up again tonight thinking about these beautiful magical creatures!

Sooooo... The thing that kept me up last night was so fucking random and I have no way of getting the answer to it because I pretty sure if I had to google it I would NOT know and I will get stuck in a worm hole of mermaid porn! LOL!