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I had the weirdest sleep last night I kept wondering the strangest things and they stuck in my mind. Do you freaks have any thoughts that stick in your head while you are trying to sleep or that keep you awake at night... I wanna hear what they are, will you freaks DM them to me? 😆

Morning! Let's tackle today like a team of happy pandas on a mission for joy.

Let me help you have the BEST orgasm of the day! Send me a DM, tell me ALL your sexual desires, and let's see if I have some in common with you FREAKS!! 💗

I once heard a story about someone who had NEVER had an orgasm from someone else and it fucking broke my heart! How can that even happen... Clearly, they have never spent time with me! 😆

Life is one BIG sex capade!! Everything we do revolves around sex and everything that makes us happiest revolves around incredible orgasms! Lol, happy life = LOTS of orgasms!!

Often things are taken WAYYYY too seriously here! C'mon freaks! Lighten up, have some more fun, and let's get things to where they NEED to be! LOL! 😆

My mind is often blown when people can't see how EVERYTHING can be sexual... I get turned on doing the simplest things. It can't be just me, can it? 😆

Rise and sing! lol! I love to start the day with a fucking GREAT song! 😅

Imagine, minding your own business and someone screams - YO!! I WANNA FUCK YOU! ARE YOU GAME? Lol, I honestly have no fucking idea what I would think!!! 😂

I am fucking in shock about these poor foxes! Lol, the funny thing about their dating habits is that they basically scream at a potential mate!

Foxes only mate ONCE a year, between January and February! They ONLY have sex once a YEAR!!! Omg, those poor things! I don't know how I would survive life!! LOL! 😆

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐋 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐔𝐏 If you like THREESOMES this one is for you!!! Quote #3WAYHOTEL in my DMs to have it forever!! You don't wanna miss this one!!

Let's conquer the day and search for some lost treasure... Or booty! Lol, whichever comes first! 😆

Lol, maybe I just NEED my peach handled in the right way, kinda gentle to start, slowly giving it a lot of attention and making sure not to break the surface too quickly! Lol, WTF is wrong with me? 🤣

I KNOW they were checking to see if it was ripe enough to eat in the car on the way home but fuck me! Those hands looked like they could take care of a lot more than just the peach. 😆

The way they were grabbing and squeezing that peach, looked kinda hard but gentle at the same time... Slowly bringing it up to their nose to sniff and investigate 😏

We are living in such fucking CRAZY times! I went to the store earlier and I really don't know if someone was flirting with me or if I just didn't pick up their line... 😆

Wakey wakey!! Kick those sheets off and get the day started!! Unless you're pitching a tent then I want a pic in my DMs!! 😆

AND the joke is now on you freaks... I can't read!! LOL! I can, I just choose to watch a bunch of porn INSTEAD!!! Way more fun! 😏

OMG!! You guys! NO, I fucking won't do that shit! I was just joking!! LOL! You freaks take me WAYYY too seriously sometimes! I am down for all the fucking fun in the world with all of you FUCKERS!! 😆

FFS, I am not sure how to come back from that... Been doing this for long enough that I should KNOW the old terms but clearly I am a complete dumbass sometimes... Gotta get myself a copy of working in a hoe house for dummies! LOL! 😂

OMG! Thank you to the freaks who told me that a nunnery, NO FUCKING wonder she was so confused when I asked her why she would wanna do that to herself. Loose out on so much fun that CUMs with working with people like me... 😂

One of my friends told me she was gonna go work at a nunnery! I am so fucking confused, can SWs go back on things like that... Are we allowed to ignore all the years of FUN we have had? 👀

Good morning! Let's stay in bed under the blankets with nothing on today!!

LOL!!! Some AI tools didn't even know what I was talking about when I said "I don't think I am Rizz, how can I up my game?" LOL!!! I think I need to create a sexy AI that gives us all the BEST bad language, flirty pick-up lines, and dirty talk!! 😆

There are A LOT of things that are so vanilla out there, here I am in a world of dildos, strapons, DP, squirting, and ALL things that make us happiest but AI is living in the 1920s... 😂

SOOO MANY PEOPLE USE AI now, am I behind on this movement? I can't find ANY AI that wants to talk about ideas for my next scenes... Apparently asking how can I spice up my next masturbation scene is a little too spicy for AI!!

Just wanted to remind you that you're like a cup of coffee – hot, irresistible, and essential for a great day. Good morning!!

THANK YOU ALL!!! Your support means the fucking WORLD to me! As a little appreciation, put renew ON, like 30 post,s and send me a message #ILY for a freebie from me to all you fuckers!! I love you ALL! 🥹

You guys ALWAYS give me the best ideas and I love it when my fans help me with ideas! What content do I make that you appreciate MOST!! Tell me why, tell me a scene you freaks LOVE!! 💗