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I fucking love seeing all these hearts and feeling the love in the air! Valentine's Day is NEARLY here! It's so exciting! What are you gonna be doing? DM me and tell me what your V-Day plans are, please! 💗

Rise and shine! Your mission, should you choose to accept it: show me your morning wood in my DMs! 😆

LOL! Lesson learned, be a discreet perve! DON'T stare at sexy people while walking. Casually take a peak so you don't end up making a fucking fool of yourself! LOL! 😆

BAM! Landed on my head, skirt over face, ready for fucking ANYTHING at this stage. Because EVERYONE got to see a bit of my bush peaking through my panties!!

The landing was like I was ready to land on someone, legs spread. Dress in the air, at least I had sexy panties on! 😆

I flew over a bench like a fucking perverted superhero on the flight to find their next object of sexual desire. 😏

Taking the term head over heels too literally lately! I saw some pretty hot people trying on outfits at a store and because I was staring like the perve I am... It happened 🥺

RISE! Lol, I shine all the time so all you freaks can rise for me! 😏

LOL! I sent a friend of mine a surprise gift to share the love! LOL, not really I was just a goofball and used her address instead of mine. Now she's gonna keep my order of a brand-new vibrator! 😏Maybe we can take turns sharing it!

LOVE is in the air! I can feel how loved everyone is. I wanna share the love with all you freaks! Because you are all so fucking amazing! Show me a little love back by tipping this post. 💗

Valentine's Day plans: Going all out goofball. Roses are red, violets are blue, and my romantic skills are questionable, but my love for silliness is true!

𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓 One of my rarest squirt videos is coming out again for a short period. If you quote #SRSS in your DMs you can get it to keep forever! For a limited time only! 💗

Good morning! Use your magic wand, the one in your pants to achieve as much happiness as POSSIBLE!!

LOL! Head over to my DMs and send me the BEST picture of your PENISAURUS now, please! 😉

The PENISAURUS is not extinct!! It lives in your pants and needs to be watered and taken care of EVERY DAY!!

It was a Tyrannosaurus Rex but fuck I swear I saw something else! CLEARLY I need help! 😆

You freaks don't need to ask questions but I just felt the need to scream it out loud. I swear I was walking around earlier and I saw someone dressed up as a dinosaur but that ISN'T what I saw. My mind is totally fucked! 😆

Do you freaks KNOW what sounds super cool? PENISAURUS!!! LOL, it rolls off the tongue! SAY IT WITH ME... PENISAURUS. 😆

Good morning! May your day be as delightful as discovering a long-lost pair of comfy socks

LOL! I am the me you all know! I was testing all of you freaks, those symptoms are all normal! All day every day! Just DM me now to see how I am feeling!! 😏

SOOOO! My symptoms include wet pussy, body aches for pleasure, and edging! I think I need help ASAP!! I need to get back to the ME you all know!! 😆

LOL! Thank you to the freaks who said that nothing is wrong with me, I don't know... I think I need to see what my symptoms are!

Well, I will be fucking damned! I was just sitting in a chair and all of a sudden BAM! I was turned on, LOL! From just sitting! What the fuck is wrong with me?

Today's mantra: inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad moods.

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Omfg! Ok. I just learned the Latin for it and that is pene! I think penises sound way BETTER! I hope you all have happy penises! If not, DM me and I will make them happy 😏

THANK YOU to the freaks who told me I was right, it doesn't happen often! LOL!! Lots of penises is PENISES!!

WAIT!!! What is the word for lots of pensises is it peni, PENISES, how have I NEVER thought about this before! Do any of you freaks know? Tell me in my DMs PLEASE! 😆

Some of you freaks don't have penises which is TOTALLY fine! You know everything and almost anything can turn me on! 😆

Has anyone ever noticed that happiness sounds like happy penis!! LOL! Totally gonna say happy penis instead of happiness going forward!!