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All aboard the Laughter Express – next stop, a fantastic day!

Let's start our own! Do any of you freaks own any toys you are proud of? Send me a picture of them in my DMs! This shit really turns me on and I need to see! 😆

I feel like I could find the BEST people if we could all talk about and admire dildos... Imagine the parties! We would ALL share the same interests life would be fucking GREAT!

Window shopping is so fucking cool! I just have ONE problem, why aren't we allowed to window shop for sex toys? I feel like it would be the PERFECT way to meet like-minded people! 😉

𝐓𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐘 Things are WAY more fun in FIVES! Quote #TIKTOKORGY in your DMs right now to see an orgy with five sexy women!!

Time to turn those morning fantasies into fabulous realities.

LOL! Today has been a wild ride! In all the WAYS! I fucking love you all so damn much! Stay as amazing as you all are! 💗

I am just so fucking surprised that this is new information! Do any of you fuckers have any random sexual facts you wanna fill me in on? Send me a DM, I NEED to hear them!

To all the freaks who want me as president! You guys are fucking wild! I follow NO rules!! LOL!

Should we all just find an island and live there? Call it fuck central! Have parties every day, mass orgies! It sounds like the BEST fucking time! 😆

Just read something!! Approximately 70% of people in the U.S. admit to fantasizing about group sex at some point in their lives!! Where the hell are these freaks? Can we start our colony NOW? 😆

Morning, early bird! Today's goal: conquer the day before your coffee gets cold.

As the day comes to an end thinking of all the dirtiest dreams I have had is making my mind race. How about you freaks send me something really raunchy in my DMs right NOW! 😆

Totally explains my dreams about sudden urges to close down a store full of people and have an orgy! LOL! Which of you fuckers is with me on that one? 😆

Nearly 10 percent of all dreams include sex, I read this so it has to be fucking true unless I read something and put my mind to work and changed a few things!! 😉

I didn't realize that having sexual dreams was so common. I thought it was just my HIGH sex drive that made me have really hot dreams EVERY night!! 😏

Time to summon joy, laughter, and the power of a perfectly made cup of coffee.

This is the basics of it - Because the body is mostly fluid, being hydrated enhances people’s ability to achieve orgasm. Water for everybody!! 😆

OK! So too much water is not good but you HAVE to have enough water to ensure you have the best orgasms... Where the fuck is the balance? 🤣

Time to keep water in EVERY room! LOL, I need to ensure I ALWAYS have extra water on hand because you know... Orgasms! 😆

INTERESTING fact about orgasms... The better hydrated you are the more likely you are to have better orgasms!!

𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 - 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 Can these whores teach YOU a lesson? Quote #2FUCKMACHINE in the DMs if you are up for it! 😈

Time to get the day started, get dressed, wait actually fuck that! Let's stay naked! Good morning!

See! I am an all-rounder, tits, ass, you name it I will probably appreciate it! What do you think you freaks need to be proud of? Ass, cock? Send me a DM with a pic and tell me why!

But that ass, that ass is something dreams are made of. I could have literally taken a bite out of it! It was so good-looking! LOL

LOL!! Then I realized oh no, this person was saving something! I should probably go get my eyes tested again! 😆

I just stood there looking up at this fucking incredible ass, there were a few spectators and all I could think was this person must feel fucking great about their ass. Everyone is staring at it!

Feeling like a fucking superhero today! I saved a squirrel from impending DOOM! Lol, not really it was all in my mind as I watched someone go up a tree to save the squirrel!

Woke up in the BEST mood! Good morning! DM me if you want me to improve your mood too!

WAIT!!! I did go to the store and got turned on by looking at the eggplants, but that's part of everybody's grocery-shopping experience now. Unless you don't like eggplants!