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Good morning! If I were a snooze button, I'd want you to hit me just to spend a few more moments in bed with you.

GOT IT! Naked under satin sheets it is, I can just imagine how good it would feel to have silk sliding all over my naked body. Making me have goosebumps ALL over my body, just thinking about it!

LOL! To the freaks who want me naked! FUCK YES! I wanna spend all day naked, or slowly undressing myself but I need something very sexy to wear! What do you freaks like to see me in? DM me and tell me, please! 💗

Been thinking of the PERFECT date ideas for Valentine's... I wanna spread the love with all you freaks and I just can't decide how I wanna do it. Do I hang out all day in lingerie? 😆

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 Quote #3DIRTYLESBIANS in my DMs to see one of my WILDEST threesomes! The moans will make you want to join in!

Rise and shine, cutie pies! I hope your day starts as sweetly as your smile does.

I will NOT be cupid anymore, I think it's best if I stick to what I know, being a perverted blue haired WEIRDO!! 😏

Turns out, they had fucked before and just didn't know each other's names!!! No wonder I thought they would be perfect for each other they had the one-night stand vibes going for themselves! 😆

It fucking failed when the introduction went down and I had zero fucking clue! I thought they were both being as awkward as I usually am, or maybe imagining the other person naked. Like we ALL should do whenever there is a potential date.

Lol! I always distract myself with something sexual. I tried to set up two of my friends for Lovers Day because I really thought they would be a great fit for one another! 😏

Well, I feel like the dumb Cupid over here... Wait, stupid Cupid roles off the tongue better. We all love a little more tongue-rolling.

Good morning! Let's spend the day in bed sharing dirty stories. You start, send me a DM with the sexiest story you have!

No matter what day of the year it is I fucking LOVE you all, thank you to each and every one of you fuckers who try to make me smile and how you ALL make every day a WILD RIDE! 😆

Would any of you freaks spoil me this love day? Hehe, maybe we could spoil each other and make things super INTERESTING!

WHAT makes you freaks feel loved? How would you spend your love day if you didn't have to worry about anything and could do what you freaks wanna do? Send me a DM, I would LOVE to hear 😏

LOVE day should be orgasm day! I mean love and orgasms are the same thing? LOL! The release of all those happy hormones makes me feel super loved! 😆

Today let's be happy for everything we can control! Starting with how to get your morning wood under control! 😏

I am not sure I can say it here so go look it up - Urban Dictionary - olive branch! Need to relook at the way I do apologies in the future! LOL! 😆

How can you make being peaceful and kind and trying to offer a gesture of an apology turned into something I can't wrap my head around? LOL! I am just wide-eyed at the moment!

Urban dictionary is WEIRD! I thought I was a freak but every time something comes up on there I am blown away! 😆

When you do something wrong and you hurt someone the BEST thing to do is to extend an olive branch. But the internet totally fucked with my head when I looked up where this came from. How can peace be turned into a sexual thing? LOL! This coming from the queen of sexual innuendos! 😆

Let's get the day started on a POSITIVE note! YAY!!! Good morning!

I hope you freaks are not missing all these hints! LOL! Go like as many of my posts as you can so I know you do think I am fun and sexy! 😏

Another way to ask me to be your Valentine is a little something from here! 💗 https://throne.me/u/iloveyou

Roses are red, my hair is blue! I think we should have a little fun this Vday! Lol, ok my poetry SUCKS but I can make you freaks smile! 😆 https://fansly.com/post/610097149757104128

𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐄𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓 One of my FAVORITE squirts is coming out of archive! Quote #GOOEYGARDENSQUIRT in my DMs to have it forever! P.S. This one is a steal! 💗

Rise and shine all you glorious fuckers! Today is going to be fucking incredible!

I LOVE big butts! Fuck, who am I kidding! I love ALL BUTTS! All these hearts are turning me on! Thinking about spanking a juicy heart-shaped ass! FUCK YES! 😏

I just looked it up!! It is based on a butt! I am NOT as perverted as I thought! LOL! It is based on the beauty of a female ass! All its glory is made evident with a symbol of LOVE!

SERIOUS QUESTION: Why does a heart look like a butt and not an actual heart? LOL!