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guess who's streaming right now...jk you don't have to guess..

guess who's streaming right now...jk you don't have to guess it's mee ;)

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ANNOUNCEMENT: hi all! i’m quite sad to say it but i’ll be po..

ANNOUNCEMENT: hi all! i’m quite sad to say it but i’ll be postponing my ASMR stream that i had planned for tonight :’) i’d like to wait until my environment and wifi is more stable so i can create a really hot and relaxing environment for everyone. regardless i will still be streaming later tonight so expect to see me in just a few hours 😇🩵

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lick it up 🌟

lick it up 🌟

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DM me to smell a pair of my own used panties 🙂‍↕️🩵👀

DM me to smell a pair of my own used panties 🙂‍↕️🩵👀

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midday stream? who's around this afternoon ?

midday stream? who's around this afternoon ?

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think of me drooling on you while i kick off your morning wi..

think of me drooling on you while i kick off your morning with some mind blowing head :)

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happy tiddy tuesday from ur fav passenger princess <3

happy tiddy tuesday from ur fav passenger princess <3

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guess who's live right now?!!?!? guess. i dare you

guess who's live right now?!!?!? guess. i dare you

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***NSFW ASMR LIVESTREAM! SATURDAY JULY 27*** hi guys! next ..

***NSFW ASMR LIVESTREAM! SATURDAY JULY 27***

hi guys! next saturday, july 27 at 8pm EST i'll be hosting my first ever NSFW ASMR livestream! this is my first time doing a stream like this, but as a long-time lover of both porn *and* asmr, i think i'm up for the challenge;)

*this stream will be accessible only to those who tip on this post, and anybody in my VIP club! access to the stream will be $25 to enter for any non-VIPs; think of this as a cover fee :)🧚‍♂️ tip $25 under this post to join!*

the stream wll run for *at least* 1.5 hours, and i'll be doing all sorts of different asmr triggers, as well as some sexier activities that feature perfect brain-tingling sounds 🌟 including but certainly not limited to:
- hair brushing
- tapping
- whispering
- makeup application
- sucking sounds
- oil play and application
- mouth sounds
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- possibly some roleplay action ?!

etc !

i hope you'll join me for a veryy relaxing, sensual saturday evening stream! get your headphones ready, and get hyped for my most intimate livestream yet 🎧💗
you will also have the chance to win entry during spin-the-wheel live shows, as an entry ticket will be featured on my livestream prize wheel! <3 good luck :)

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sorry all, feeling super sleepy tonight so no stream. i’ll b..

sorry all, feeling super sleepy tonight so no stream. i’ll be streaming tomorrow and just chilling and chatting it up tonight 🫣❤️⭐️

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postponing tonight’s stream by a few hours… im napping :3

postponing tonight’s stream by a few hours… im napping :3

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all the best gooners have rebill turned 🌟on🌟 and their brain..

all the best gooners have rebill turned 🌟on🌟 and their brains turned ✨off✨!

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going live tonight at 10pm est!!! 💗🍭🌟🙈👀🍒⭐️

going live tonight at 10pm est!!! 💗🍭🌟🙈👀🍒⭐️

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who's up rn? i just finished writing that super long erotica..

who's up rn? i just finished writing that super long erotica post and now im hornyyy >.<

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***PT. 1/3 NSFW STORYTIME: GETTING FUCKED IN THE WOODS??*** ..

***PT. 1/3 NSFW STORYTIME: GETTING FUCKED IN THE WOODS??***

I’ll preface this story by saying i have always been interested in some kinky shit – thoughts of exhibitionism, age-play, teasing and denial ruled my sexually charged adolescence. But until recently, these fantasies weren’t things i was exactly open about with sexual partners, so they never felt possible – until now.

During the summer after I had turned 18, my lifelong best friend and I were planning a camping trip, and naturally i decided my new boyfriend would be invited. We had a 10-person tent – more than big enough for 3 people – and enough cooking supplies to feed a family. My boyfriend, who we’ll call D, had never been camping, so he was beyond excited at this idea. We booked our campsite, and about 2 weeks later the day came: the car got packed, and we drove the three hours to our spot for the weekend. The three of us pulled up to the campground just as sunset had begun.

My best friend, who I’ll call Jake, had planned out a whole dinner for the three of us: hotdogs, mac and cheese, baked beans – the works. While he got started on building a fire and making our dinner, D and I got the tent set up and moved all of our belongings inside. The sun was almost fully set just as we started setting up sleeping bags and before i could even wrestle mine out of its bag he pulled me into a firm yet gentle kiss. Jake could see us through the meshy windows of the tent, so before we could turn the kiss into a full on makeout, I pulled back. “Get your kisses in now before it’s the three of us stuck in here like sardines” I joked, half serious and half teasing him just to egg him on. Part of me didn’t want to be a bad friend and leave Jake alone outside to cook, but the other part of me found the idea of rolling around kissing D in the half-dark, sleeping bag filled tent to be really hot. He smirked at me, and wordlessly pulled out his sleeping mat to continue setting up. Because of the slope of our campsite, we’d had no choice but to set up the sleeping bags all smushed together, effectively cockblocking D and I for the rest of the weekend. I supposed i could live with that (spoiler: I was wrong)

When i finished making things in the tent sufficiently cozy, I crawled out to find Jake stirring a pot of mac and cheese and swatting at the mosquitoes gathering around him. He teased me a bit for taking so long in the tent, but before I could get out a smartass remark, D popped out of the tent. The three of us made plates and efficiently scarfed down our hotdogs and fixins by the light of our now dying campfire. We agreed to skip the smores and head to sleep early in preparation for a long hike in the morning. Before bed, though, we made the trek to the campground bathrooms to wash up. Walking into the building, i immediately noticed the beautiful, gigantic showers which looked newly installed (and frankly, way too luxurious for a campground). Despite having about 10 showers and impressive high ceilings, the girls bathroom was empty aside from me. I had some horny thoughts but put them to the side, and walked through the dark forest to get back to our tent and get some rest.

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When I got back to the tent, I opened the zipper door and crawled in to find Jake rolled into a corner, face down, and fast asleep. Nice. D was shirtless and laying on his back on the opposite side of the tent. This left about 2 feet of space between the two of them for me to occupy. Not ideal. Making matters worse was the 90℉ heat; despite it being the middle of the night in the middle of the forest – we were still in the middle of a heatwave. Begrudgingly I start to shimmy my way between the two of them, already feeling the sticky sweat building on my skin. As I got closer to D, I noticed he was soaked in sweat, laying with his arms crossed behind his head and his eyes shut, desperately trying to cool down. His shorts were pulled down low to expose his lower abdomen, where I noticed a trail of sweat glistening along his hipbones and leading up his V-line and into his abs. The dew on his skin glistened in the faint light of the tent, and it took everything in me not to lick it off of his skin. “Lay down Mia” he mumbled in a stern yet sleepy voice, feeling my presence looming over him. I obliged, realizing I should at least try to get some sleep if I wanted to be up for a hike in the morning. I reined myself in and lied next to him on my back, trying to still my mind and stop my body from fidgeting and bumping into either guy beside me. Feeling my restlessness, D reached over and put a warm hand against my stomach. His presence excited me, and raised goosebumps against my skin. He kept his hand still and I squirmed eagerly underneath it, lightly bucking my hips to encourage its movement down my body. “Such a tease” I thought, despite knowing he was probably already fast asleep with absolutely no intention of turning me on. Snapping me away from my horny, needy thoughts was the pressure of the ground only inches away from my back. I became painfully aware of the rocks under my sleeping mat and , with nowhere to move, threw one leg over D’s sweaty, sleeping body to try and alleviate some of the pressure. As I rolled my body closer into his, I realized he definitely was not asleep; he immediately grabbed my thigh, pulled it to his chest, and began to feel down my leg. Taking advantage of the thin cotton booty shorts I had worn to sleep, he felt his way from the top of my thigh down to my ass, gripping tightly like he’d been waiting to grab me. As he felt my ass up in his hand, I was feeling the bulge in his shorts grow harder and harder against my leg. Soon i could feel it throbbing and jolting as his cock pushed against the waistband of his boxers. “I thought you’d fall asleep by now…i’ve been waiting all night just to hold you” he mumbled into my ear. “My dick has been hard all night for no fucking reason.”
I reached down by my leg and sure enough, at the top of his waistband was a slippery mess of precum. I ran my finger along his hips until i felt the tip of his dick – still spilling out precum and gliding against the tips of my now wet fingers. He groaned when I made contact with the tip, lifting his hips to feel more of my hand against his cock. “I can think of a reason” I smiled, grinding my ass into his hand and reaching my hand farther into his shorts. He used his other hand to pull them down, and his cock sprung out into my hand. He was fully hard, and realizing Jake was still snoring next to me suddenly I wanted nothing more than to be pounded into the forest floor beneath us.

***the bits***

I think D realized this too, because at that exact same moment he rolled towards me, lifting himself up with one arm, and moving the hand on my ass to caress the side of my neck. He felt my pulse and leaned in to kiss my neck just beneath my jaw, slipping his hand down my chest to grab my tits and softly squeeze. As he kissed my neck, I could feel my eyes shut gently and I let out a soft, unintentional moan. Realizing how needy he’d gotten me, he moved his hand back up from groping my tits and covered my mouth, coming up from my neck to look me in the eyes as best he could in the dark. My eyes widened as he lowered his face to touch mine, and as he came in close i could feel his band brush against my shorts to pull them to the side. As he moved them I could feel the night air hit my pussy, and by the chill i felt I realized i was completely soaked all the way through my panties. Before I could think, he positioned his cock to push past my slippery lips, angled his hips down into mine, and started to stretch me out. I could immediately feel the wetness combine, his precum coated cock feeling my pussy juices swirl around him and coat each inch as it entered me, and the feeling made my vagina clench around him, squeezing the 4 inches of his cock he’d already granted me – this was just a taste. Knowing i would moan, he pushed his hand down harder around my mouth, just in time to (sort of) silence the most aggressively feral moan that I couldn’t help but let out. He used this as an opportunity to stuff me even fuller, leaning down now next to my ear and wrapping his hands around my face: “You’re too fucking loud baby. Shhhh”. Feeling his breath as he whispered into my ear, his hands caressing my face and his cock now buried 7 inches deep inside me gave me no choice but to let out yet another groan. “Shhh, shhhhh” he hushed me in my ear, not knowing or not caring that his attempts to calm me down were only making me want to scream his name. He didn’t slow down, though at this point my body was writhing against his in an attempt to feel as much of his cock as was physically possible – to spoil myself with every last inch. I could feel the cream starting to drip from my pussy with each smack of his balls against my asshole. The thought drove me fucking wild, and I started to whimper against D’s hand, fighting the urge to moan and wake up the entire campground. Jake stirred next to us, immediately making my body clench, and feeling me tighten around his cock made D pound me even deeper and harder than before. He could feel my orgasm building, my cream spilling out around the sides of my pussy, my breath getting shakier with each stroke. He leaned in again: “I”m not done with you baby, you’re not allowed to cum yet.” The threat of his future plans with me made my head spin and my eyes glaze over with pleasure, and he pulled my hair to snap me back to reality. “Tell me you heard me, Mia. Say yes daddy”. I could barely get the words out, but as I did he lifted my back up off the ground and unzipped the door of the tent: “I’m gonna fuck you outside.”

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hit 333 subs today omg i love you guys 💗 :')

hit 333 subs today omg i love you guys 💗 :')

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lil blurry but veryy oily 🌟

lil blurry but veryy oily 🌟

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doing an ASMR livestream !! 🫧💗🧚‍♂️🌟 when will you be free to..

doing an ASMR livestream !! 🫧💗🧚‍♂️🌟 when will you be free to join and ejnoy ?

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fingering myself in the forest <3 i had to take this video i..

fingering myself in the forest <3 i had to take this video in a tree of course to fulfill my fantasy of being fucked in the woods...would you help me check that off my bucket list ?

tip $20 to receive <3

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quick lil survey! i wanna know where you found me as a creat..

quick lil survey! i wanna know where you found me as a creator, or what platform made you wanna sub to this page! where did u find out about me ? 💗

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me giving you a thighjob when ???

me giving you a thighjob when ???

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sending out all wheel spin content from last night's live to..

sending out all wheel spin content from last night's live today! pls be patient with mee <3

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i'm streaming in 25 minutes !!

i'm streaming in 25 minutes !!

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pretty from the back <3

pretty from the back <3

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who’s down for a body oil stream tonight😵‍💫💦?

who’s down for a body oil stream tonight😵‍💫💦?

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i love my ass 🙂‍↕️❤️

i love my ass 🙂‍↕️❤️

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hi babes 🍭 unfortunately i won’t be able to film the new vid..

hi babes 🍭 unfortunately i won’t be able to film the new videos for titty tuesday that i had planned due to some family stuff :/ but in the meantime i’ll be sending out a discounted titty play vid with spit to ur dms !💗⭐️ ily

tip $15 to receive this sloppy toppy vid with lots of drool <3

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body oil VIP stream starting in 1 hour :)

body oil VIP stream starting in 1 hour :)

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another VIP shower stream? + body oil?

another VIP shower stream? + body oil?

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i just need some company

i just need some company

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