You like me in red and pink?

You like me in red and pink?
2021-05-26 18:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostIf you aren’t enticed by my previous overture, I’ll be for-ced to tempt you with all the places I’d like you to tease and taunt. I’ll have to slap my own ass a couple of times to draw your attention. Such a travesty that you’re making me do all of this instead of doing it yourself. These places are warm, and tight and wet and dying to be handled. You know your cock wants it. Why are you making me beg? Just fuck me already, will ya??
2021-05-26 02:37:14 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I just lay around like this hoping you’ll come do me on my living room rug. Just pull my useless overalls down and touch me all over before kneeling by my head so I can taste you while you fondle and finger my wet and wanting pussy...
2021-05-26 01:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe small of the back...such a delicious little erogenous zone. Touch me there in passing, or guide me in front of you into a room by placing your hand gently in that location, slip your finger just inside the band of my pants or skirt, kiss or lick me there...all of these things prompt a Pavlovian ‘bend-me-over-and-fuck-me-now-you-sexy-hunk-of-man-flesh’ kind of response in me. Consider yourself warned. I’m sure I’m not the only woman that feels this way...
2021-05-25 23:51:32 +0000 UTC View PostSo basically they’re saying...hey you, yeah you...the ones with the raging hormones, constant crushes and perpetual boners... I’m gonna need you to abstain from any sexual engagement. Oh, and I’m totally not gonna teach you a damn thing about masturbation or mutual masterbation. So you can just deal. Cool?
I mean the basic mechanics of self-stimulation for guys is pretty self explanatory...are there things you could have learned to make it better, probably. But if you can grope and jerk, you’re gonna 💦!
I often wonder how differently the lives of the ladies might have turned out if they’d learned the art of self-stimulation and pleasure years ago. Maybe this will be less of an issue for the younger generations now that OnlyFans is normalizing things a bit. But for those of us in our 30’s or greater...how the heck can you feel comfortable telling a guy what you like if no one ever taught you about the intricacies of your own body??
Which leads me to my question for you guys...how did you learn how to touch a woman?
On a side note, are you aware that only 30 states and the District of Columbia require sex education...and of those, only 22 require that it be medically, factually or technically accurate. How fucked up is that??
2021-05-25 19:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Tuesday, sexies! What’s on the agenda?
Taking these pics on our front porch was quite entertaining. Our neighbor across the street (a guy in his 30’s) was out in the yard topless, assisting a landscaping company with some renovations they’re doing. (The red truck belongs to the workers) They were initially in the back yard, so we figured the coast was clear. But literally seconds after I sat on the ledge one of the workers came out to his truck and very obviously lingered around. Then the workers moved to the side yard and started making frequent trips to their truck. I figured I was being safe enough...the most I showed was a little nip here and there. Harmless, right?
The hubs had band rehearsal with the guys yesterday and I needed him to take some photos afterward. Pretty easy to get him in the mood when I start playing with his equipment 😉😉
2021-05-24 15:34:12 +0000 UTC View PostWanna play a game?? There’s a prize...
Sooo, the engagement rate on OnlyFans is notoriously reeeeeaaalllyyy low...we’re talking less than fi-ve percent of fans tend to like or comment on posts and none of the creators I’ve talked to can figure out why. I totally get it if you just want to be a voyeur...and at the same time, you’ll probably enjoy the creators you follow even more if you chat them up and share what you like. Sooo, go change your name on your profile page if you’re worried about staying anonymous, and let’s have some fun!!
I took footage of me inserting a butt plug for the 1st time ever. I couldn’t sit in front of the window for natural lighting like I normally do for nudes...I’m adventurous, but I thought butt plug insertion might be a lot to ask my neighbors to tolerate if they happened by 😳😳 The coloring and shadows on my skin look weird in the lighting...which is usually enough to motivate me to chuck a pic or vid in the trash...buuut, I will never have another opportunity to film myself inserting a butt plug for the FIRST time, so I’m keeping it.
So here’s the game...if 50 people ‘like’ THIS post within the first 5 days after I post, I will post the video clip for all of you, and the rest of you quiet voyeurs will still get to see it. If LESS than 50 people like this post in the first 5 days, I will DM the clip to my fans that regularly like, comment or DM me and offer it to everyone else for a small fee. I know, I know...it’ll be rough, but you can do it!! So now the only question is, who’s gonna take one for the team??
Hit the ‘like’ button if you want to see this clip! The countdown to 50 ‘likes’ is on, sexies! Let’s set a deadline of Thursday...go!
A pic from a couple days ago...wasn’t really sure if you guys would want to see it. I can’t help it if these photo shoots make me all wet and horny!!! 🤷♀️ You can thank my hubs for your view of my panties...I never would have thought to turn them so you could see my juices beckoning you over.
Make sure you ‘like’ if you dig this type of pic! How else will I know whether or not you’re into it? 😉💋
But if they happen to be watching, I may as well make it worth their while!
PS: The porn clips you sent were fucking 🔥🔥🔥. I totally got pummeled down the porn rabbit hole with the very first one. 🥵🥵 Thanks for MAKING my Friday night - you know who you are!!) If you didn’t send me a clip, quit being a prude already and send me one!!!
A boob pic for you on my front porch...what?? I’m crouching down! I doubt anybody saw...much.
2021-05-22 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostThese are all pretty similar...I couldn’t decide which I liked best, so you get to choose!
2021-05-21 23:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday Sexies!!!!! I hope you’re all on pornhub looking up your favorite clips for me!!!!!!
2021-05-21 17:53:06 +0000 UTC View PostI'd love to see your favorite go-to pornhub clips. In the name of research, of course. I want to know what you like, what turns yu on...and it will be fun to see if we like some of the same things!
I'm gonna make a playlist of whatever you all send and watch them all tomorrow night. Send me one (or more) that you find super hot, and one that you could imagine seeing me in. If there's more than one girl in that one, make sure you tell me which one you're imagining me as...
If you don't want to send it in a comment on this post, you could always message it to me. Buuuuutttt, if you love it, I'm pretty sure a good portion of the rest of us horn-dogs will love it too! Aaaaand if most of you post in the comments below, we could all be watching the same vids around the same time tomorrow night...which would be pretty fucking cool.
Soooo, what are you waiting for??
Remember Calli, my needy little camel toe? She wants to talk to you about needs...She NEEEEEDS to be maneuvered into 69 at LEAST once a month.
**Shhhh, she’s so cute that I didn’t have the heart to tell her that’s more of a want than a need...just go with it...**
I take the lead on this sometimes, but I just love the surge of excited anticipation I get the second my brain thinks he might be headed in that direction. Uuuuggghhh, it’s just sooo sexy and fuuunnnn.
What’s your favorite 69 position? Come on sexies, play along, do it for Calli...
Good morning sexy loves...are you showered and ready for the day? Speaking of showers...
There are veeery few men’s colognes that I like. You know what really turns me on? The smell of soap on a man. Not kidding. I may be a bit sex obsessed (I 100% am 😉) but it immediately makes me think about sex when you’re Zestfully clean. Maybe it’s because my hubs always smelled like it when we first met (and still does now). 🥵🥵 Something about a fresh clean soapy smelling man makes me want to run my tongue across all of his soft, warm, sensitive places. I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on this, so make sure you suds yourself up reeeeeal good so you can keep that fresh clean sexy woman-attracting scent on you as often as possible!!! 👅👅👅 PS - if you’re a cologne wearing guy, go for the Chanel Blue 🔥🔥🔥 Sex in a bottle.
I really want to feel your cock sliding into my wet pussy while I run my hands up her thighs and glide my fingers and tongue over and around her panties until she’s unbearably aroused...but I’ll need you to take it slow and gentle at first. Can you handle that? For me?
2021-05-20 02:34:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe only problem is...now I’m suuuuper horny. Between watching cum shots and knowing at least one of you out there is gonna try this out....uuuuggghh!!! 🔥🔥🔥
To my lady subs...this is hot, right?? Tell them, will ya?!! 👅
Soooo, who’s gonna take care of this horniness affliction I’ve come down with?? 😈😈
‘Leg Hunter is the 10-footer - he posts the video about halfway down the page. (Watch at your own risk!!!!!) https://www.lpsg.com/threads/horst-schultz-evidence-of-cumshot-records.499209/
2021-05-19 22:48:27 +0000 UTC View PostWood morning!!! Hope you slept well, sexies! Sooooo, a curious question to start your morning off on sexy foot...if I stood 15 feet away (in the buff, of course) and gave you some JOI that really got your blo-od flowing’, do you think you could hit me with your load? What about if I turned around this way??
2021-05-19 11:07:15 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s talk female pubic hair, shall we? Tomorrow I’m going for a consultation for laser hair removal (a Brazilian) because I love the idea of having that area nice and smooth all the time with no effort. I’m not a very hairy person in general so I’m not sure if laser treatment will even work for me, but we’ll see what they say. I remember the 1st time I ever shaved down there...well, actually, it was my hubs that did it for me the 1st time (super hot, by the way)...anyway, I remember being surprised and kind of obsessed with how silky smooth the skin was down there. I’ve always kept a little patch...it just makes me feel like a woman. I don’t know though, I definitely prefer minimal hair or no hair on girls in the porn I watch...and I’m sure all those fully shaved women feel just as womanly!!! Lol. Maybe I’ll experiment with the patch in the long-term, but I think I’ll keep it so I at least have the option. What’s your preference when it comes to female pubic hair? Come on...you read this far already!!! You may as well satisfy my curiosity and answer!!!! 💋💋
2021-05-19 06:03:15 +0000 UTC View PostI showed you mine...now you tell me yours...deal? I’m sooo curious about where you guys live...country, state, closest large city?? Are you in one of those areas with weird sex laws?? I’m in the Chicago-land area...your turn...go!!!
2021-05-19 03:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostHiiii Sexies!!!! How’s your Tuesday going? Is it just me, or is it an extraordinarily horny day today?? Maybe there’s a full moon? I don’t know, but my body is reeeeaaady to play!!! How about you?
2021-05-18 21:15:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you travel to Texas, you’re gonna have to limit your packing to 6 dildos or less. Soooorrryyyy to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought you should know. I soooo wish I could have been there when they were debating the exact number of dildos it takes to qualify as ‘obscene’. I wondered if it was based on some sort of world record of number of dildos that can fit in a human body. Lol. But noooo...I can’t find any such world record. But Tatyana Kozhevnikova can lift 31 pounds with her freakin’ vagina, so there’s THAT.
I had to talk my pussy off the ledge after reading that one. She’s safe with me. I like her way too much to put her through that!!!
I probably can’t visit Kern County, California. They just aren’t into tits the way I am. Get caught selling anything depicting breasts, especially ‘boobie pillows’ within 1000 feet of a highway and you can be fined $500 and put in ja-il for 90 days. In Kern county, it’s considered a ‘species of indecency and vulgarity’ to sell such items. It really makes me want to crochet some boobie-pillows in honor of those that can’t!!
2021-05-18 02:22:00 +0000 UTC View PostAll you single people considering living in Michigan, listen up...it’s a fel-ony to ‘seduce or debauch an unmarried woman’!! We’re talking a $2500 fine and up to five years in pri-son. Life just ain’t worth living’ without a little debauchery and seduction!!!!
2021-05-18 02:14:36 +0000 UTC View PostIf you get stopped for speeding in Mississippi, DO NOT mention polygamy to the officer. You can be fined $500 and put in ja-il for up to 6 months for telling someone what polygamy is and how it works!
2021-05-18 02:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post