Just note, some of the things I post can be 6-8months old because I forget about them… there is 14K bits of media on this iPhone lol But, you lot are smart as we all know my nails are different, my jewellery is different and I actually got an arse now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2022-12-03 10:35:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I have some amount of stuff on this phone 😈 @belfastguy11
2022-12-03 10:34:00 +0000 UTC View PostOne last post before I boil an egg or 4… I haven’t a Christmas tree yet… Anyone else in the same boat? I’m half tempted to draw one on an A4 piece of paper just to take the p.iss out of myself when my fam visit… 🤦♀️🎄
2022-12-03 10:29:18 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I realised I have eggs and now I’m delighted as that’s breakfast sorted - had high hopes of going to St G’s - fancy dippy soldiers instead 😂
2022-12-03 10:25:57 +0000 UTC View PostGod I’m all disappointed you could guess what was the green liquid in the glass! It was… ABSINTHE 😂
2022-12-03 09:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate: she ignored the bit about my dad and well… said happy Christmas. I should care less… But I’m a good person. Fucking fuck. Does rent a dad exist? 😂
2022-12-02 23:54:03 +0000 UTC View PostFunny, my dads gf asks me how I am, yet dad doesn’t bother… and obviously I had to get a dig in re my brother in may! Let’s see how this pans out… as if this week hasn’t been dramatic enough 😂
2022-12-02 23:46:59 +0000 UTC View Post
If you know what’s in this cup, you know! 👾
2022-12-02 23:44:23 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s get festive as fuck together! I mean, let me tingle your baubles, and empty your sack. Do you wanna get naughty with Mrs Claus behind Santa’s back? I think so. 🎄🥵😈💦
2022-12-01 21:33:47 +0000 UTC View PostSo... my cat has heart issues, could have days to live or a few months and i fucking cant :( He has blo-od clots forming and there is nothing I can do. Genuinely hate life and how it can be so cruel. Literally so sad
2022-11-30 17:29:34 +0000 UTC View PostJust realising - I have to host our OF live stream Christmas party!!!!!!!!!!!!
2022-11-30 14:23:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis weeks top advice: ❤️Check your balls/boobies ❤️Do your Sti checks- you may be in a long term relationship but doesn’t stop anyone cheating. ❤️Invest your money ❤️Insure your pets ❤️Start exercising ❤️Buy me a Christmas present ❤️Contact your mates, Christmas is a lonely time for some You’re welcome
2022-11-30 14:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostPoor Rufi is getting Rufid to see what’s up with him 🥺 Poor baby. Make sure you always have your furry friends insured folks no matter how old they are! Shit can happen out of the blue! Xx
2022-11-30 10:52:46 +0000 UTC View PostReally need to go skiing again…
2022-11-29 23:15:40 +0000 UTC View Post
