Got destroyed and then we are for a nap!! 😂😂😂

Got destroyed and then we are for a nap!! 😂😂😂
2023-01-30 17:15:51 +0000 UTC View PostGot destroyed and then we are for a nap!! 😂😂😂
2023-01-30 17:15:51 +0000 UTC View PostOne has arrived someone get me the red carpet thanks
2023-01-30 10:50:13 +0000 UTC View PostShe made it - thank you everyone who messaged me and reminded me - utter legends x
2023-01-30 10:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe princess is out of here - flight leaves in 2 hours - I forget where I am flying into!! Anyone on a flight with me? This happened me last week! One of my guys was on the flight!!!
2023-01-30 07:32:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy ma is getting the best gift of all… the gift that is me 😂😂😂 Now someone pass me the Portuguese vodka to I drink until I forget… we did that the last time with the fam the time I broke up with my ex…. My mum put me to bed, I woke up not knowing where I was, who was in bed with me either (mum) She even put me in her PJs! I didn’t remember a thing and apparently I cried my eyes out (mortified)😂😂😂😂
2023-01-29 19:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostOhhhhhh mummy… I’m coming to annoy you on your birthday😂😂😂
2023-01-29 18:58:34 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly can’t believe one of you bought me a laptop. I can actually work again now 😭❤️
2023-01-29 18:47:38 +0000 UTC View PostI bought some sexy shit in Primark - I am a changed woman. I wouldn’t buy my clothes there as it’s too melty but lingerie and pjs - I think so.
2023-01-29 18:47:03 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone in my gym joked asked if I was a drug dealer as he was so desperate to know - guess it must be the motor 😂
2023-01-29 18:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, fine I take back entirely what I said about Primark
2023-01-29 16:25:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy first single wank and man it feels so good Cumming! It was so good I had another one at 2am and now I’m going to play with myself again 😈🐱 It’s nice to have my sex drive back 😈😈😈😈 Hornier than ever before 💦
2023-01-29 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostI honestly have no words my people😭 No words. I’m beyond grateful. I’m going to cry so much when I see you. I hope you’re prepared for this!
2023-01-29 09:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostAlso, anyone here can fix two alloys!? I’m an arsehole that got caught in castle court in my despair x
2023-01-29 07:27:36 +0000 UTC View PostAdded a MacBook to my Amazon list if someone buys it… well you know the score 😂💦😈 Someone step up here and help a princess!
2023-01-29 07:26:57 +0000 UTC View PostMilkshake by kelis- makes me want to do unspeakable things
2023-01-29 07:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostChrist I’m travelling tomorrow! It hasn’t sunk in!
2023-01-29 06:57:50 +0000 UTC View PostSarah fucking Cooper is the name Please wear it out 😈
2023-01-29 06:57:33 +0000 UTC View PostYou lot are going to freak out when you see my wanking video! 💦🤯
2023-01-29 01:42:41 +0000 UTC View Post“Mum stop wanking and get to sleep”
2023-01-29 01:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post