So the princess rolled her ankle doing an alfresco peapea- numbing with ibuprofen and Buck’s Fizz with oranges I picked from the tree 🌳
2023-02-23 19:42:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Inside the big holy place - it did sting a bit not going to lie.
2023-02-23 17:12:34 +0000 UTC View Post
My two favourite words. What are they?
2023-02-23 15:30:16 +0000 UTC View PostThat’s it baby, wank that cum all over me… Question is where would you finish? 🤤😈💦
2023-02-23 12:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostOne has border hopped and is now in Spain 🇪🇸 Going to … Santiago de Compostela. Huge pilgrim place to do with the Baby J and James the great - one of Jesus’s 12 bitches. So Sarah is going to get Holier than Holy. My mother has no idea what she is bringing into this town 😂☠️💦
2023-02-23 11:54:56 +0000 UTC View PostEvery time I come home I break a pair of sunglasses 🕶️ every single year - this place is cursed
2023-02-23 10:35:10 +0000 UTC View PostHearings dads account of the wildfires was actually horrific… I nearly cried at the story… it was so much worse than I imagined. Again, life is precious - make the most of your time here guys and girls x
2023-02-23 08:36:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember in the summer when mum near lost her home? Yeah - this is only a small part of the destruction of the wild fires… terrifying
2023-02-23 08:05:31 +0000 UTC View PostFirst time I had over 8 hours… all it took was to come home😂 Had a nap on the plane was delightful too. Going on an adventure today- excited!
2023-02-23 08:04:31 +0000 UTC View PostMy strip literally is the shit. I’m delighted with it x
2023-02-22 22:49:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Mummy gave me new pjs … what you think?
2023-02-22 22:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Mummy bought me flowers but, I bought the groceries 😂
2023-02-22 17:46:58 +0000 UTC View PostAnother bus baby - two in one day
2023-02-22 15:22:36 +0000 UTC View PostGoing to be last on the plane as my leg doms are horrific as one simply cannot stand - wheelchair for one please x
2023-02-22 12:33:09 +0000 UTC View PostLiterally had a cry at my inability to adult 😂😭
2023-02-22 10:56:49 +0000 UTC View PostSo the princess didn’t realise that when a car is signed over you have to re tax it! Why didn’t anyone tell me 😭😂
2023-02-22 10:56:22 +0000 UTC View PostI should have booked Dublin lounge I’m a Wally
2023-02-22 10:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostWorst thing about going on holiday is remembering your retainer - fact.
2023-02-22 10:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostWho who’s buying me breakfast in Dublin airport because the princess needs fed 💀😭🥖💦
2023-02-22 10:20:19 +0000 UTC View PostHope you’re all truly prepared for the shit I’ll be posting over the next 5 days… 😂 mummy said there is citrus left on the trees - I will climb them to get the lemon for my vodka 😂💀
2023-02-22 10:19:17 +0000 UTC View PostI need a fucking cocktail nai. Nai. Half hour on a bus is quite enough 😂💀
2023-02-22 09:35:33 +0000 UTC View PostSit at the back of the bus to get peace and a share of wankers sit down and start talking… the audacity… should strictly be a silence policy 🤦♀️
2023-02-22 08:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Almost a back seat wanker, even the princess can take the bus
2023-02-22 08:53:10 +0000 UTC View Post
