The face and the waist 🥰
The face and the waist 🥰
2021-04-12 20:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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I Googled butt selfie captions, and boy oh boy some of them ..
I Googled butt selfie captions, and boy oh boy some of them are.. well.. horr-end-ous! (Just like mine there hehe)
For instance - Calvin asked for my number, but I da klein'd. Welp. And, doing more squats so my ass matches my sass.
I give up. Here's my butt. Please enjoy.
My orgasm face (or what I’d like to imagine it looks like he..
My orgasm face (or what I’d like to imagine it looks like hehe), more a face of pure bliss at the sunshine warming my very bones.. and then a photo of me staring at the sun for good measure. Gotta tan those eyeballs.
2021-04-12 00:47:11 +0000 UTC View PostPLUMP AND JOOOOOOZYYYYYYYY! Also, not sure how I got that sc..
PLUMP AND JOOOOOOZYYYYYYYY! Also, not sure how I got that scar on my upper thigh.. I think I sat on a wooden bench when I was younger and a massive splinter of wood got me, but can't quite remember. It does add character to the ol' behind though! Just like my scar from the hair straighteners loool.
2021-04-12 00:39:26 +0000 UTC View PostJust hanging out with some veggies and the sunshine! What's ..
Just hanging out with some veggies and the sunshine! What's your favourite vegetable? Mine would have to be sweet potato, closely followed by parsnip.
2021-04-12 00:28:52 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants a gym legging booty tease?
Who wants a gym legging booty tease?
2021-04-11 06:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you like this in your face? Hope everyone’s havin..
How would you like this in your face?
Hope everyone’s having a swell weekend 🙃 Lots of family time for me, (weird mentioning family in a post with my ass in your face), and also a boozy as heck night on the town where I apparently licked a girl’s face... her friend messaged me on Instagram later that night saying she had a crush on me and did I fancy a date with her 😂
I might just have to lay off the booze, woke up wondering what other mischief I’d been up to and feeling a bit worried. Anyone else get a bit too wild when they’re boozing? Would love to hear your stories!
Give me your best funny pick up line in the comment section...
Give me your best funny pick up line in the comment section. The funniest gets a free video from me!! 🥰
2021-04-10 23:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostWanna bang out by the shed? We’ll have to be careful the nei..
Wanna bang out by the shed? We’ll have to be careful the neighbours don’t see us!
2021-04-09 02:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
She's looking rather plump and juicy today! Ready for a good..
She's looking rather plump and juicy today! Ready for a good plucking.
2021-04-08 21:27:50 +0000 UTC View PostWho's volunteering to nibble on my clit?
Who's volunteering to nibble on my clit?
2021-04-08 21:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling a little bit cute today!
Feeling a little bit cute today!
2021-04-08 21:26:53 +0000 UTC View PostNow THAT is what I call a good old-fashioned front wedgie. C..
Now THAT is what I call a good old-fashioned front wedgie. Comfy. Mmmm
2021-04-08 00:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Tanned tits!! The sun has made a re-appearance, so I’m happy..
Tanned tits!! The sun has made a re-appearance, so I’m happy again 😂 Can also surprisingly walk today after my huge trek yesterday. Maybe I’m regaining my fitness after all and all those Thai curries didn’t do too much harm 😂 Hope you all have a marvellous night/day.
2021-04-07 22:08:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey Eugene, do you shower after sex? Well yes Bob, I do. G..
Hey Eugene, do you shower after sex?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
I walked 40k steps today... my right knee is fooooked, and I..
I walked 40k steps today... my right knee is fooooked, and I got a gargantuan blister on my left heel, but I’m happy! Hopefully I’m able to walk tomorrow, please keep me in your thoughts 😂
Also, any volunteers to dust my mirror?
In need of a good tasting. Been too long
In need of a good tasting. Been too long
2021-04-07 03:24:34 +0000 UTC View PostDaylight savings in NZ, sun’s setting so early now, it’s 4pm..
Daylight savings in NZ, sun’s setting so early now, it’s 4pm and I’m ready for bed. Come tuck me in?
2021-04-06 04:04:44 +0000 UTC View PostKinda look cross eyed in the second pic, but just gonna roll..
Kinda look cross eyed in the second pic, but just gonna roll with it
2021-04-06 03:37:15 +0000 UTC View Post
How spankable does my butt look today?
How spankable does my butt look today?
2021-04-06 02:31:48 +0000 UTC View Post