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What you’d see if we woke up next to each other, followed by..

What you’d see if we woke up next to each other, followed by me going right back to sleep because I’m always sleepy

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I think it’s still wearable but I hate throwing things out

I think it’s still wearable but I hate throwing things out

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Think anyone will notice?? Be honest here

Think anyone will notice?? Be honest here

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Hello! Did a wee photoshoot and ended up with a few that I l..

Hello! Did a wee photoshoot and ended up with a few that I like so I’ll be using them on social medias, though I’d post them all here first! Here is a wee poem I wrote with it: Words of wisdom and love long lost They read to me from a thin book I think it’s a story of desires true cost it’s hard to hear over how good you look Ironic are lessons learned in make believe Their scars are only paper thin A life of consequence they’ll never see Their worries end at fin I stopped listening long ago But I’ll stay forever for your voice Your dancing melody puts on a show I am trapped here by my own free choice

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Who’s gonna sit on my lap while I work?

Who’s gonna sit on my lap while I work?

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Oh hello, I’ve been gone for a few days doing bad habits but..

Oh hello, I’ve been gone for a few days doing bad habits but now I’m getting back into it and working. I’ve hit a few roadblocks so of course i lose all motivation to do everything. But we’re back at it with a new schedule, which I only have because I reached out to friends to help me get back on track!

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Here is the video of me and @peterparkeriow, sorry about my ..

Here is the video of me and @peterparkeriow, sorry about my bad editing style but I do try my best haha. I hope there are bits you find sexy, or funny, or adorable. It’s 10mins long but like we promised we’ll be posting it on the main feed without charging more for it. I really appreciate everyone who’s come to join me because you were excited for this x

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If you see anyone leaking my stuff let me know and conzo two..

If you see anyone leaking my stuff let me know and conzo two dicks will come and.. stand Menacingly around them? @peterparkeriow

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Do you not rub peens with your best friends? Wow, don’t worr..

Do you not rub peens with your best friends? Wow, don’t worry, you can join me and @peterparkeriow

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Charity update on what’s going on!

Charity update on what’s going on!

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I’m back home now! Here are some shitty photos I’ve taken in..

I’m back home now! Here are some shitty photos I’ve taken in a shower with the little equipment I had haha. For everyone here for the collab: Thanks for coming, I’ll be posting it all on my main feed as I don’t really feel like charging for it. It’s nothing hard core, some nice photos, a few funny videos, a mutuel masterbation/shower video (in which chance threw his back out and I think I have it on film haha). I was happy to know I could get hard with someone else in the room that I wasn’t emotionally seeing in my personal life, and while we were planning on doing a blow job video, we’ll use this to see how it goes and if anyone leaks it before doing anything more. Either way I’m happy to have you here, I hope you find some content you like so the subscription is worth it! Comment below a wee introduction to yourself if you haven’t already messaged me!

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There are some photos for you before my next collab tomorrow..

There are some photos for you before my next collab tomorrow x

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Ya boi Is sweaty, come clean him off

Ya boi Is sweaty, come clean him off

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Send me trends and I’ll do them nakey

Send me trends and I’ll do them nakey

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Oh hello, please accept this humble jerk off video

Oh hello, please accept this humble jerk off video

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Is it about time I upload a jerk off video or are y’all tire..

Is it about time I upload a jerk off video or are y’all tired of watching me struggle to cum hahah

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I’m sorry that all my videos end like this I can’t take myse..

I’m sorry that all my videos end like this I can’t take myself seriously

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This is how I’ll be at home waiting for you to bring back th..

This is how I’ll be at home waiting for you to bring back the takeaway

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Just me living in my dramatic dream world where I’m waiting ..

Just me living in my dramatic dream world where I’m waiting for my husband to return from the war

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A wee shower chat to blow off some steam and bitch about bei..

A wee shower chat to blow off some steam and bitch about being an adult

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No nudity today, but a nice walk!

No nudity today, but a nice walk!

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Okay who the fuck stole my balls. I know where they usually ..

Okay who the fuck stole my balls. I know where they usually are so you can’t gaslight me into thinking I never had any… not again at least. Just give them back and we can all move on in peace

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Here are some reasons you might be here on this page!

Here are some reasons you might be here on this page!

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Oops, forgot to add these two to the page, sorry I got a wee..

Oops, forgot to add these two to the page, sorry I got a wee mashed brain right now

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So I have officially caught the covid for the first time and..

So I have officially caught the covid for the first time and boy am I sweaty. Right when I was starting to put a schedule to my life and take control but noooo. Send me your best dad joke to make up for the lack of anyone being here to take care of me

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Now that I know you’re okay with my stretch marks and consta..

Now that I know you’re okay with my stretch marks and constant chaff (honestly just don’t get big legs they’re not worth it) I present to you, a rubadubdub. I can not explain my face it was 7am and I now realise I was about to be very sick that day haha

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Here is an insecurity about my body y’all should know about ..

Here is an insecurity about my body y’all should know about as I’m not for editing my body and I don’t feel like hiding it anymore either. Because I was much larger as a chiId i have bad stretch marks on my inner thigh that will sometimes chaff and look like this. Is it sexy? Not really. Is it me and do people still find me attractive sometimes? Yes

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Posting these here for dick print Sunday! Got some more stuf..

Posting these here for dick print Sunday! Got some more stuff coming your way today (yes that all rhymed on purpose. Also posting these at 7am to see who’s horny in the morning

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Have some somewhat normal nudes as an apology for the video ..

Have some somewhat normal nudes as an apology for the video I’m going to post later on. I know it’s a dumb idea, it’s easy to tell that it’s not going to be sexy at all, but damnit it’s ganna make me laugh

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Good morning you beautiful people (even though it’s not morn..

Good morning you beautiful people (even though it’s not morning I just took these as I was running to get dressed so I could go to the office) I hope you’re all having a lovely day. Lots of work to do and I can’t wait to do it!

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