Alright Christmas is done so the shilling must recommence. I also purged like an additional 30 of you for being jackasses and/or annoying so please stop dampering peoples holidays moods just because you have no soul.
Anyway this is a reshill of a fan favorite
"Daddy's Girl Throatpies And Swallows Cum"
Can you guess what this is about? Lots of Daddy dirty talk, lots of deepthroating, and lots of throatpies with an overflowing throatpie at the end. My biggest claimed expense on my taxes will likely be lube with how much I go through. Anyway really the title says it all. What else can I say about it?
Anyway I have cleaning to do now and tbh all the negativity and annoyances kinda already started my day off sour so I'm gonna just focus on getting stuff done. Keep it classy y'all
Had to ban like 8 people who replied to that message I sent out with the free piccies. Some people are really /r/choosingbeggar on OnlyFans man. Complaining "that was it" or "can I get xxx video instead" like jesus fuck I do amateur porn I ain't the Salvation Army.
Alright I promised new and for Christmas Eve I shall deliver something new
Not Christmas related though.
Anyway in the this video we do a real porn cliche. So my something or another is broken and it needs fixing. I call you over my helpful and obviously big dicked neighbor. So you come over and I bend down over under the sink to show you what's wrong. Obviously I get stuck...nah just kidding. But you know as you're staring at my ass because I thought it would be smart to do this in something that isn't pants you get hard. And I feel it. So we decide to postpone fixing the pipes so I can suck on your pipe (hahahahahaha).
Anyway that's the premise. Enjoy and HAPPY HOLIDAYSSSS
Alright so this was sort of a Christmas video but not really just made around that time. I shall have something new for tomorrow but for today take this
"Harley Quinn Wants Deepthroat Facefuck"
I mean yeah. It's the Kay deepthroat with the Dr. Quinzel looks. Totally a perfect combination I think. Pretty much all that needs to be said about it.
"What's a girl gotta do to get a good face fucking around here, huh? This video is me cosplaying Suicide Squad Harley Quinn and doing what I seem to do best - deepthroating. It's the same rigorous deepthroating you've come to know and love from me but with all the flair of Harley Quinn! It's a lot of deepthroating first with a normal dildo and than switched up to the bad dragon chance for some intense deepthroating action!"
Anyway Christmas is around the corner! Yayayayayay!
Alright another shill cause tbh I got ground to make up after all the moving and holiday seasoning.
"Wet and Spitty Deepthroating For Daddy"
Do you love deepthroating? Do you love being a dominant daddy? Do you love seeing me be a gigantic, spitty, wet mess? Then this will be the perfect video for you! In this video daddy wants me to deepthroat and become a sloppy mess for him! So I deepthroat my Bad Dragon Chance as deep as it'l go over and over while showing how sloppy I'm getting. Finally at the end I pour the spit I collected over my face before daddy comes in my mouth!
I'm kinda sad I wasn't able to do another charity-related thing this season but yeah it just didn't work out this season unfortunately.
Anyway this is my second shill cause I got ground to make up. So check the preview and get it if it gets your penis pumpin'
Alright y'all I got a busy day cause I'm a procrastinator so I'm gonna reshill this like real right quick just in case I can't shill later. Very early. Like earlier than my good mornings usually but hey tis the season to be poor so I gotta make sure I get dem shills in.
New content soon though~
I added the preview and here's the description
"Alright so it goes like this. You're Daddy, and you're peeking in on me masturbating to some taboo af stuff. Ya know. The kinda stuff you see all over PornHub. The "step" stuff. So then you just keep creepin' and watchin' and stuff. Then when I start snoozing your bright idea is to jam your cock in my snoozing mouth. And it kinda just goes from there. Very centered around dirty talk, the taboo factor, pov, and just being a bad person in general."
Now that that's done I just wanna say I really hope you have a good holiday. The world is still a mess from something we all hoped would be temporary but it's still raging on. I hope everyone is happy and safe and if you're not surrounded by family/love/friends I hope you're at least able to talk to them today.
Happy Holidays you fucking fabulous people.
Alright we don't have too many Christmas things so here's Harley Quinn again.
I know I've reshilled this multiple times but I'm still very proud of how my Harley Quinn stuff turned out. But I'm busy doing last minute fuck-I-procrastinated errands so don't mind me just dropping this off.
I knocked myself out with benedryll for a good part of the day cause holy fuck allergies. But I knocked myself out with them, I'm up, and I can breath through my nose again. Hopefully they stay away cause man that benedryll sleepiness is so fucking weird.
Anyway we're gonna re-shill Christmas stuff cause duh. It's almost Christmas time.
So anyway we'll start with this one and work towards getting them all out. I don't have that many anyway.
"Elf Inspects Naughty Present To Mrs. Claus"
This was never actually released on my MV I think it was only part of a contest. I actually may not have shilled this possibly either.
So it was part of my Christmas contest on MV back when. It has a picture set too which I'll shill separately just so I don't inflate the cost of a single shill.
But the preview is included. The basic premise is that I'm an elf that inspects toys before they go out. I find a box to Mrs. Claus from Santa and I get a little curious. Apparently while Santa Claus expects girls and boys to be nice to get presents, he wants Mrs. Claus to ho hard and get her hitachi on.
So as the curious little elf I am I try to figure out what it does and lo and behold I put it to my vagina and that's how the story goes. I try my best to channel Will Ferrell's Elf here in terms of happy ignorance and what would happen if he found out how to use a fleshlight.
Enjoy!
Good morning! Christmas week peeps and creeps! I didn't do anything fun this year unfortunately. A bit too crazy of a time. But hopefully next year I'll be better prepared!
My allergies are kinda wrecking me today so I'm gonna keep it short and simple.
Sinful Sunday means new video (not always but I'mma try) so here's a new thing.
Now it's pretty different and a very specific kink so I imagine it won't do too well but it's a hairjob video. I've done some before and they're not typically my thing but hey if you want it here it is.
"Purple Colored Hair Job For Daddys Hard Dick"
Not too original of a title. Hairjob and dirty talk focused. Preview attached for easy understanding.
I'm gonna save the new video for Sinful Sunday so lets do the last compilation I have.
So just like before it's the creampies from my various videos. It doesn't include a lot of the newer ones because this was made before but it's still got plenty of them in there. Another little GIF thing added to give you an idea of how pied I get and all that stuff. Doing some more detailed unpacking and stuff today before the fights so I'mma keep doing that. Y'all keep being handsome little devils.
Morning morning y'all! Happy Saturday! Todays UFC card feels like it'll actually be quite good even if like it isn't super impressive on names.
I'm gonna have to go with...
Gamrot > Ferreira
Assuncao > Simon
Wonderboy > Belal
Lewis > Daukaus
Hoping to see Lewis get back into the KO column after Gane dominated him.
But anyway good morning!
I appreciate all the supportive messages yesterday btw but like I mentioned it's not some serious bout of depression. Just some depression likely coming from the seasonal changes and stuff. I promise I'll be fine.
But for now lets do the shill
"Cum In Mouth Compilation"
As it sounds this video is a compilation of all the money shots that went into my mouth. Not to be confused with throatpies. That's with the dildo shoved down my throat. No this one my mouth acts as a basketball hoop for a bunch of dildos to try and squirt into. Over all I give my aim like a 8/10. Good under pressure but bad at free throws. It takes those mouth moneyshots from my 2018-sometime in 2020 videos and makes it into a long supercut.
The GIF is sped up cause I didn't want it to be stupidly long I promise the video isn't weirdly sped up like that. But yeah. Pick it up if you wanna. Christmas is coming! Yayayayay! Although the weather is still like mid 70's and shit so it's warm as fuck and doesn't feel like it. This Christmas is kinda meh for me. Not sure as to why but it feels a bit less...spirited. But anyway we're gonna try to have a good time with it regardless.
Good morning my fellow degenerates. I hope you're all having an awesome blossom day. Lets get some engagement going.
What's your favorite roulette number? Mine is 35 although I've only ever played it on GTA 5 I believe. But I can't remember if I played it in some other game
Alright I promised you something new and I deliver folks and jokes.
I'm gonna be a bit upfront with ya. I've been feeling depressed a bit. I mean it comes and goes like it does for everyone. It isn't something new and we all get the highs and lows of life but it's been a bit hard getting into the groove of things. I think it's probably due to the cold (Texas cold at least) and after all the hustle and bustle of moving things are pretty calm right now and that leaves me feeling a bit...bored? And that might be adding to it. Not exactly sure. But I'll be alright. I always end up alright.
Anyway this is a straight forward deepthroat/throatpie clip. A short one and I even made a preview GIF cause I'm tryin' to be better about it. It's my Bad Dragon Chance as you can see from the preview but it comes with not one...but two throatpies! Basically back to back as well.
So yeah. Grab it if you wanna and Christmas is around the corner! I hope y'all have a ballin' as fuck holiday.
I got something new for you tomorrow but for now we'll have to deal with another re-shill.
Of course we're gonna shill the sister video to the one yesterday
"Comparing And Fucking Gigantic Dildos"
This is where the bigger dildos I have come to play By bigger I mostly mean thicker. Some are longer of course like the one in the picture but as you should well know by now length isn't a problem for me when it comes to deepthroating. It's just that after a certain width I can't even open my mouth wide enough.
So these are the gigantoid dicks. The pussy slayers. The hole gapers. The prolapse causers. Basically the dicks that make men feel inadequate and the Gods quake in fear of. I tell you if someone breaks into my house I will not fight them with fist, knife, or gun. I will pull out one of these bad bois and bludgeon that person(s) to death. Excalibur wilts when faced against one of these. Shang-Chi's rings were powerless. The infinity stones couldn't snap them out of existence. Superman would rather swallow Kryptonite than one of these.
So watch me, a lowly girl from Texas, conquer the unconquerable dicks.
My fridge is here! One of the reasons things were kinda messy is cause I had no fridge for a bit. My old place came with one but this place didn't. Kinda annoying cause this place comes with a washer/dryer but my old place didn't so now I have a washer and dryer chilling in my garage.
But I have a fridge now which means I can finally get some grocery shopping done. Very necessary cause I was living on questionable food for a bit.
But anyway time for a re-shill!
"Comparing And Deepthroating Huge Dildos"
Kinda like how it sounds I compare these gigantic fucking dicks to various things like how one is as big as my forearm. So I'm basically deepthroating my forearm. There's a sister video where I use even bigger dildos but I fuck'em instead because those are just way too big to even fit in my mouth. Maybe I'll do that one tomorrow. Was thinking of doing it as a bundle but nah. You'll see a forearm sized dildo. A thicker than my wrist dildo. And even a as big as my fucking leg dildo. Just deepthroating some of my big dildos and showing you why my throat is a medical marvel.
So yeah. Get if you don't have it or whatnot. Much love to you hooligans.
Alright we need some NEW FUCKING CONTENT LETS GOOO
Once again you get the preview cause most of you are being good beans and the bad beans are getting the hammer swung on them.
Since the preview is available I feel like there's no real need to explain the video so we'll riff on something else.
Future Tip Thread! I kinda wanna do one this month. Moving is expensive business so it makes sense but also I wouldn't wanna do it Christmas themed cause it'd be well past by the time I get it done. Not sure what kinda theme I'd put on it but I wanna make it interesting. We'll figure something out.
Christmas stuff! Moving right at this time kinda made it hard to do Christmas related things. I'm pretty behind on overdue customs so I gotta work on those and I don't know if I can plan a Christmas video unfortunately. But we'll try.
Live stream! I wanna celebrate moving and having a room to create smuttery with a live stream. I've always done them on MV Live but I might try OnlyFans. I'm not sure yet. I feel like MV Live would work out better but we'll see. I was thinking of making the tip thread related to the live stream but I'm not sure that'd work out.
Anyway that's my thoughts on the future coming content. Very excited to get everything situated and have ample room to film.
