How yall doing? I realized my last trip was my longest away from home. But home I am and my cats hate me but they'll get over it and we'll im so glad to be back. I'm back to work and gonna make a fucking bomb ass video cause the trip was financially exhausting as well as physically and emotionally. But I am fucking MOTIVATED. So expect a damn good video to come out soon. For now here's a reshill yall should get if ya wanna. I remember this video too. My poor vagina.
Just did my good morning message but it's time to get my shill done. While I am home I still need some time to undo fucking like 50+ hours of driving and hard work. Basically helping my mom sort through 36 years of life and emptying out a storage unit. But new content gonna come ASAP as soon as I can.
For now here's a video I'm damn proud of as a reshill.
Good afternoon! How's everyone? We ready to get some work done? Cause I fucking am. Went to my mom to help and it was longer and more expensive than I really thought but it was worth it cause I love her. But I'm ready to get shit fucking done let's goooooo
Gas is so expensive man. You know what's not expensive? This reshill man. So getcha it if ya want it. If not no big deal I won't hate you forever or anything.
Quick shill while I'm taking a snack break. Love yall so much for the support during this time.
Don't forget about the tip thread either! I'll update it as soon as I can!
On my way hooommmmeeeeeeeeee yeeehawwwww take me hommmeeeeee.
Finally on the way home. I dont plan on pushing the driving as hard cause I'm fucking WIPED out but still gonna try and get home as soon as possible.
So take heart that I shall soon be doing new and ridiculous porns. Keep taking the reshills in the mean time.
Afternoon all
I finally got some time so I thought I'd answer some questions people kept asking
I'm in PA to help my mom. It's not a pleasure trip but it's to help my mom get some stuff done.
I'm from PA so yeah
No I won't hang out with you
Yes I know about the things to do in PA I've done them don't worry
Alright there's that. Tomorrow will probably bemy last day needed here and I'll be heading back home to Texas but probably at a slower pace than coming here cause I need the rest and don't wanna push myself driving.
So please deal with shitty and mediocre shills for a little longer. Thank you all.
Alright yall this is a new video. It has no preview or thumbnail because I didn't have time to make them before I jetted away to PA but the video itself is done.
It's a kinkier video focused on anal. My mouth is taped shut with WHORE written on it and I just fuck my butt hole, unload a load in there, and then finish up by tasting some.
So yeah grab it if ya wanna and I'm hoping to be done here in the next couple of days and head back home. It really sucked timing wise and I'm sorry about that. I'll focus real hard on making content as soon as I get home.
Alright I had a long and busy day going through this storage unit and I wanna die. I updated the tip thread to reflect the current cake size and added extra to it.
And now I will again do a random shill. Sorry I'm so tired I can't really put energy into anything
I made it to my momma which is great but I'm gonna crash a bit. New video tomorrow but I'm doneeeeeeee for now. Also missing UFC which is sad cause I wanted to see the Chucky vs Gaethje and stuff but oh well whatcha gonna do
Anyway rando shill again while I catnap
Still driving and picking this at random sorry yall but I'll be there soon and then I'll just wanna die from all this driving and stuff. Cheap video cause I need dem sales yo also will update the tip thread as soon as I can
Hi on the road and stopped to get gas. Obviously I can't really shill anything so I picked something on my phone yeah sorry. Long trip ahead so I'm doing what I can in-between
Much love!
Good morning (kinda). Looks like I'm gonna be driving to PA. Long story short some things fell through for my mother who went back to PA to get some of her old stuff in a storage unit and so I'll have to make my way there. It's a 24 hour or so drive so it's gonna be pretty rough but I'm gonna do my best to get there ASAP. All in all I'll probably be gone for about a week.
Unfortunate but I'll still be around here just can't really put up brand new content while out except one I have ready to send which I will later. Gotta get everything ready to go ASAP so peace out y'all
Man OnlyFans being EXTREMELY fucky.
But anyway I wanted to do this and I'm gonna pin this so I guess that message will stick but that's okay cause it's true like 90% of the time anyway
It's time forrrrrrr
May Tip Thread: Birthday Edition!
This is my birthday month! May 18th to be exact so I shall end this tip thread on May 19th. The video will come shortly after.
Now since it's a birthday themed video it should have some cake in it. Both the fleshy kind and the actual bakery kind.
So I figure we'll make it like a video. Since deepthroat is the most popular we'll make it mostly centered around deepthroat.
But the fun part is that I'll also end up sitting on a birthday cake! Maybe. We'll see if you get there.
So basically as more people contribute the size of the cake will go up! We'll start with a mini-cupcake and it'll expand in size up to a Costco sized cake. And maybe while my cake is sitting in cake I'll do some deepthroating and all that jazz. Probably have a bite or two too cause who doesn't love cake?
We'll also have longer video times, more dildos, more throatpies and all that sorta good stuff going up with the tip count as well of course.
So that's the basics out of the way.
Anyway here's the details and how to participate
1) Tip a minimum of $10 on this thread
2) Cake size will go up depending on how many people get in on the thread. We're starting with mini-cupcake size and our goal is Costco sized cake.
3) There might be extra goals if we get a certain amount on a certain day. I'll announce it that day. It's usually just sorta how I feel.
4) If it goes pretty well we'll make it a whole thing with some birthday balloons and even a party hat.
5) Ends on May 19th (day after my birthday)
6) A few of you have been doing this and I let it slide but I won't anymore cause it ain't fair to everyone else but if you tip under the minimum amount you won't get the vidya.
7) I'll keep track of goals in this thread so check back once in a while
8) Birthday!
Basically that's it. The minimum is $10 but of course if you wanna do more feel free to. I don't know if we'll have other goals besides the cake getting bigger but we'll see. I probably will cause it's more fun that way.
Current Cake Size:
Mini-Cupcake
Video Length:
15 minutes
Other Promises:
NOTHING BETCH
Lots of hardcore content lately so lets do something a bit more chill kinda for the re-shill. Mostly vanilla masturbation type stuff getting myself nice and hella wet not like it needs it here on Texas lately it's like rain every god damn night. But anyway maybe this will help appease the water gods and stop it from raining every damn night.
Anyway I had to get up early to take someone to the airport at 6am so I have a wonkytonky sleep schedule cause I was afraid I wouldn't get up so I tried to stay up all night but ended up sleeping at like 4am but then only slept for an hour but like I dunno man my brain is frazzed.
So today is gonna be a day to fix this and tomorrow is gonna be a day to get back to worky twerky.
Okay I had a busy day but a productive day and so my shill is late but here it is anyway
Also OF is taking a gigantic crap all day it's been ass but hopefully it fixes itself soon.
Just picking a random video and throwing it out there because #1 I'm not convinced it will post properly with OF being fucky as it is and #2 I'm tired as fuuuucckkkkkkk
