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Video will be available for purchase tomorrow for those who missed on the tip thread/ignored it.
May tip thread is ending tomorrow as well.
I'ma skip the shill today cause I had another long day and I'd just be another low effort reshill. I wanna re-shill when it's maximum effort so I'll wait til tomorrow
I've had a phenomenally busy day and I'm super duper extra tired. Sick momma and stuff. So here's a random shill at a random price.
Also April Tip Thread main video is done. Will be sent out Monday and available for purchase Tuesday.
I am fucking EXHAUSTED after all the filming and getting face fucked and stuff so my shill is going to be simple.
"Extreme Strapdown Deepthroat Cum Swallow"
I did an extreme thing where I "strap down" kinda sorta my Chance while it's down my throat to hold it down my throat. The attempt is there but it was hard cause it's a big bitch and not very firm.
Here's the MV description
This is an extreme deepthroat video involving me strapping down my Bad Dragon Chance deep inside my throat and unloading a full syringe of cumlube down my throat! Watch as I struggle to keep the enormous dildo down my throat and then finally pump a gigantic load deep into my throat!
So yeah it's an older video from the Red hair era but it was a very popular and highly loved video. No thumbnail because I wasn't doing them yet. But if you like extreme deepthroat throat antics then this is your thing bro.
Alright so I think the video is successfully filmed. I was too tired to do the vagina and butt short clips so that'll have to wait a bit but I'll get this video edited and sent out hopefully by Monday! Lots of editing to do
Alright I'm gonna re-shill this thing. I should have the filming of the face fuck portion done tomorrow. Then comes editing and then the other two short anal and vagina clips for the extra tippers. Either way it'll be done soon since my friendo has to leave soon.
Alright so I shilled this before but I wanna comment again it's kinda.....off? I believe the camera settings I was using just overexposed me and I tried to fix it in post but I think I only made it worse. So it looks like I'm basically Instagramming myself in this video but I assure you I'm not trying to hide my blemishes I happily put those on display cause I fucking hate how Instagram has warped what someone should look like. So yeah it wasn't something I could fix unfortunately but still it's a decent video if you don't mind me looking like a smooth skinned alien. It's not as bad as that probably but it does to me.
Oh right the premise is you are my friend and we made a bet and I guess the consequences of losing the bet was dire cause you fuck my butt.
Anyway Tesla goal is probably as no-go this month cause I sucked but hey who knows maybe June!
Alright y'all. As you can see from the previous picture post I've been hard at work taking a dildo deep down my gullet. So reward me by picking this up if you don't have it yet.
I hope to have the April video done soon, edited, and sent out. Working hard on it I promises. It ain't easy trying to direct and star ya dig?
Anyway here's the re-shill
"Deepthroat Bet Loss Ends With Throatpie"
So the synopsis here is for some reason we're good friends and I show you this new thing I got and bet ya I can deepthroat the whole thing. And well of course I can but I pretend I can't for the video or else this would be a very, very short video. So I "fail" and so now I must deepthroat "you"
And it goes like that. I don't wanna spoil the whole thing. But there's a throatpie in there for ya too.
So pony up the bucks if you got'em and if you don't no worries go ahead and take care of yoself. Also take care of yoself first and don't spend money on porn if you can't. We Promote Reponsible Wankingβ’
I'm gonna try and make this re-shill as clickbaity and annoying as possible.
But first I wanna mention the April video. Had some things happening like the momma coming and stuff. She's still here but no worries she doesn't affect my work. My helper has arrived. I shall be filming the video very soon. Delays abound but it's a'coming. I've never cheated you on a tip thread video yet even though they can take a while so I won't do it this time no worries.
Alright onto the shill
"Long Distance Girlfriend Wants To Cum Together"
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If you can actually read that then congratulations.
Alright here's a brand new MissPrincessKay short.
It's kinda like a Pixar short except it involves smut and stuff.
In this short our Intergalactic Princess goes across the galaxy to find new life to explore. She was the Intergalactic Princess of Breedtopia and she needed to find new alien life forms to breed. She stumbled upon a planet that had a curious penis type that laid eggs. Just imagine an egg going out your urethra. That's how they breed.
It's just a simple clip where I use an ovipositor dildo to put eggs into my vagina and squeeze them back out. Buy it if ya wanna. Just a shorty shot vidya.
What we gonna shill today y'all? Well I will say with this shill you get 3 free pictures. They're nothing special. Not even nude. But you get'em.
I'm gonna shill one of my personal favorite videos. It's one of my favorites because I worked real hard on this and also because it was like one of the ones that did really well for me. I also thought the concept was a lot of fun. Just all around a fun video to do.
So anyway that's my shill. Get it forreal cause I love this video and you all love me so it's a love love situation.
Also my UFC predictions
Hermansson
Spencer
Tafa
Yan
Rothwell
And I think Font/Garbrandt is a pretty toss up match. I'd probably take Font though tbh.
Alright here we go with a BRAND SPANKIN' NEW VIDEO.
A brand new video kept on the shorter side. It's focused on deepthroat and dirty talking. It's all about that sorta stuff. My voice is a little hoarse in this but I just happened to have kind of a hoarse voice that day and deepthroating thick dildos never helps that cause ya know? But it's all good. Imagine it's a more sultry or I dunno cigarette smoking version of me or something. So if you want the dirty talk and the throat goat then here ya go. I'm like the Hermione Granger of dicks. I make them disappear and I'll correct your shitty pronunciations while I do. Or like a Disney princess who had seven Bad Dragons instead of dwarves. I'm pretty sure that'd make a good video. Someone should order that actually. Alt Snow White And The S even Bad Dragons. Anyway I'm a bit tired cause of long days and getting things settled so sorry about my ramblings. Just hit that "BUY" button and make yourself happy. The emotion not the dwarf.
Most of y'all voted yes on the mini-tip thread thingy so I'll put that up tomorrow. Lemme figure out what it's gonna be like.
And my final shill of the day!
The runner up to one of the tip thread contests
"Throat G.O.A.T Vol 1: Deepthroat Fucking"
Lets do it in UwU style
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Old tip thread shill number two of three
"Pussy Fucking Bonanza With Bad Dragons"
A pretty recent tip thread video. The February tip thread one I believe.
Basically it's like the anal one except my vagina. And boy was this almost a vagina breaking moment. But my vagina proved to be tougher than my ass and mended itself far quicker than my ass could. Bad Dragon after Bad Dragon just getting bigger and bigger with creampies galore. Vagina pumping action. I ain't no size queen contrary to popular belief but thing video sure makes me look like one.
Almost 50 fucking minutes of it too. One again at a price cheaper than ever before cause dolla dolla bills y'all.
Actually instead of a bundle I'm gonna just make it a multi-shill day because I don't want people who might have one to feel like not buying the other.
So the first old Tip Thread video I'm going to re-shill is
"Big Dildo Anal Ass Fucking Extravaganza"
Basically it was a Team Ass vs Team Throat competition and Team Ass won. So my ass got absolutely wrecked. My butthole STILL hurts sometimes because of this video. It was lots of big, big dongs in my butt. Fuck machine included.
Seriously a lot of you don't have this and love anal and y'all should have this then.
Big, big, big fucking discount compared to the price I had it at before. So grab it and help me salvage May <3
First of three shills for today. You can opt out of my shills by DYING BECAUSE IF YOU'RE ALIVE AND SUBSCRIBED THEN YOU'RE GETTING MY SHILLS BITCH.
Y'all want like a scaled down tip thread? I don't wanna commit to another big one with the previous one still not out yet but some people have been asking. It'd be a cheaper goal but not nearly as intense video. Vote and I'll decide like tomorrow or something
