My roommate’s man come over and was drinking and smoking with us all night. Her ass went in her room and passed out from all the drinks🤦🏿♀️😂. I guess that alcohol had him horny, I’ma take care of him for you sis 💅🏾
2022-10-26 03:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostHow “Daddy” handles me before i go hit the track to get that 💰
2022-10-26 00:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Man my neighbor gonna argue with me about his girl coming over my house, I told him I said “man, me and your girl don’t even be doing nothing, she just come over when she bored, but ok no problem” Us not doing nothing when she come over 😂🤫:
2022-10-25 16:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy son’s baby’s mother call herself getting slick out the mouth when she came by to pick up some money to get my grandbaby some clothes. I had to let her know my generation different, we don’t tolerate that slick talk, I had to put her back in her place😤
2022-10-25 10:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post🤦🏿♂️ my girl called me while she was workin/stripping at the club. She said “baby a customer requested a private lap dance back at his place. I need to go make this money so cook dinner cuz I’ma b hungry after🥺” Her workin while I’m at home cookin😩:
2022-10-25 01:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy mother got married and I DO NOT like my new stepsister. She’s a jealous little bitch, mad cuz her daddy showing me more attention🙄, I can’t help I’m his favorite girl now😇 #StepSisterRivalry
2022-10-24 19:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I knew I shouldn’t have let my babydaddy come over while my man was @ work 😩 talkin bout sum “I just wanna come c my daughter for a lil bit that’s it 😇” I knew this was gonna end up happening 🥴:
2022-10-24 11:02:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried to get some money from my BD but his broke ass ain’t have it. Then his roommate hit me up and said he’ll give me the money, and I aint have to pay him back it’s all good. This is the like the 5th time he did this, I showed him some luv this time 😉
2022-10-24 05:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostOne thing about the south, they have a Waffle House. There's a few Waffle House's that be having the sexy girl's that's just working there in the daytime because they strip at night. After eating at this Waffle House that only had old people, I see this nice one, I spoke to her to see whats to her. Said she was on lunch and I tried my luck, next thing you know, we somewhere in the woods and she's giving me that Waffle House special. @urmajesty1728
2022-10-23 00:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
If my tenant didn’t look so good I would never. But since she do… ✅ Rent taken care of this month 😉🤐
2022-10-22 20:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
My Hubby and his Boss/Frat Bro were n the living room discussing the “Conditions” of his promotion. Hubby came up to the BR, told me to freshen up, dressed me in sexy lingerie, then sent me downstairs for sum #HotWife action
2022-10-22 15:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I gave my girl 💵 for the my neighborhood plug, we grew up 2gether. When she walked in his house, she had a lil ghetto ass attitude. He don’t tolerate being disrespected in his 🏠. He texted me what happen, I replied “check her ass bro” Him checkin her:
2022-10-22 08:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the homies moved in last week, It’s been 2hrs since I left for work n my girl called me talking in a whiny voice “babe come get your nigga, he won’t leave me alone 🥺” I said “what he doing?!” then she texted me: 🥺🥺🥴🥴💦🤰🏾🐱🥴😩😩💦💦
2022-10-22 03:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
When she hang out with her play brother
2022-10-21 23:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The homie said he wasn’t gonna fuck my girl again. So I let him spend the night while I worked the overnight shift, 4hrs into my shift he texted me “sry bruh 🥺🥺” smh 🤦🏿♂️ #WhenYourGirlGotThat 🤰🏾🐱..🤷🏿♂️
2022-10-21 16:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my cousins in town for a few days, I told my girl to make him feel at home. How it’s going going so far:
2022-10-21 08:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
My babymomma put me on chlLd support so I went and linked up with her arch nemesis from high school 😈
2022-10-21 03:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
“Wait here n the car, Ima get sum weed from my weedman” “k” *45 min later* “Damn girl wtf was u doin?! I was calling n u wasn’t answer. Did u send my calls to voicemail??” “Babe I was tryna take care of business I couldnt talk” Her takin care of business:
2022-10-20 22:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
When he remind you why you always cheatin on ur boyfriend for that dick
2022-10-20 15:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
My man had me trappin out the apartment for him while he was out of town with his main bitch😒. When 1 of his clients showed up to buy a KD, and I saw that bulge in them boxers, it made me wanna show off💁🏽♀️💅🏾
2022-10-20 07:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
When the neighborhood thot welcome u to the neighborhood
2022-10-20 03:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
How u help ur female best friend thru a bad breakup “aww come here it’s gonna be ok, I got sumthin to help u forget that nigga” “What is it?🥺” “🍆”:
2022-10-19 19:01:34 +0000 UTC View Post
My roommate left her man @ the house while she ran 2go pick they kid up. When he saw me n my towel with my ass slightly hanging out the bottom😈I could see his dick gettin hard he said “damn girl look wat u doin to me” ☺️I had 2 do sumthin, I felt guilty😩
2022-10-19 11:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
🙍🏿♀️My baby daddy’s roommate b coming n our room giving me that good ass dick when my baby daddy leave for work😩if I get 🤰🏾again this 2nd 1 may not b his 😬🤭🤷🏾♀️
2022-10-19 05:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Every time I get home from work I make sure to take my kids babysitter in the guest room, while the kids are out back playing, to ask how the kids behaved and to give her a nice tip 😉😉 for doing such a lovely job “Ur definitely the best in town😁”
2022-10-19 00:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m gonna stop sending my girl to the weedman to get us some weed cuz I know how him and his homie get down, and she never answers her phone while she there but she always come back with extra weed 🤔 Them while I’m calling:
2022-10-18 16:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
My girl invited her shy friend over, after a couple drinks she acting different🥳 @urmajesty1728
2022-10-18 08:00:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Taking all that meat like a good girl 😇 @urmajesty1728
2022-10-18 03:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to my girl spot but she wasn’t home yet. Her roommate told me I come inside and wait until she get there, then she asked “is it anything I can get you while you waiting?” Next thing you know we…
2022-10-17 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post