Did you hear about that great new shovel? It’s ground breaki..
Did you hear about that great new shovel? It’s ground breaking.
2024-12-27 10:30:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
2024-12-27 09:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostI meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never fin..
I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
2024-12-27 08:30:20 +0000 UTC View PostBroken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
2024-12-27 07:30:21 +0000 UTC View PostI knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!
I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!
2024-12-27 06:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a train carrying bubblegum?A chew-chew trai..
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train.
2024-12-27 05:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear the rumour about butter?Never mind, I shouldn’t..
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
2024-12-27 04:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bee get married?Because it found its honey!
Why did the bee get married?
Because it found its honey!
2024-12-27 03:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of dogs love car races?Lap dogs.
What kind of dogs love car races?
Lap dogs.
2024-12-27 02:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on ..
The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court,
the game would be canceled.
2024-12-27 01:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other..
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2024-12-27 00:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the tomato blush?It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
2024-12-26 23:30:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of pictures do turtles take?Shelfies.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
2024-12-26 22:30:40 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a crab that plays baseball?A pinch hitter.
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.
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What do bees do if they need a ride?They wait at the buzz st..
What do bees do if they need a ride?
They wait at the buzz stop.
2024-12-26 20:30:47 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
2024-12-26 19:30:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?A chipmunk.
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?
A chipmunk.
2024-12-26 18:30:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fly with no wings?A walk.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
2024-12-26 17:30:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between a piano and a fish?You can tun..
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
2024-12-26 16:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a c..
Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
2024-12-26 12:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
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Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
2024-12-26 08:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crumby.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crumby.
2024-12-26 06:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
2024-12-26 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will yo..
Dungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will you use eyes of charming to placate me or perhaps you have a different approach to besting me 😏
2024-12-26 02:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the buffalo say when his kid went to uni? Bison.
What did the buffalo say when his kid went to uni? Bison.
2024-12-26 02:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best b..
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
2024-12-26 00:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post