A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
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2025-01-08 21:47:09 +0000 UTC View Post🎥Want a simple video archive? Not fussed about lives🔴, rates..
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I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make end..
I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meat.
2025-01-08 21:01:14 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/1415682909/emmahircine
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2025-01-08 19:47:09 +0000 UTC View PostMy ex still misses me. But his aim is steadily improving mor..
My ex still misses me. But his aim is steadily improving more and more each day. Huzzah!
2025-01-08 19:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostI wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but the..
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
2025-01-08 17:08:51 +0000 UTC View PosteBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave ..
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his frie..
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
2025-01-08 13:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy mate and his cross eyed wife ust got a divorce. He found ..
My mate and his cross eyed wife ust got a divorce. He found out she was seeing someone on the side.
2025-01-08 11:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostBecoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
2025-01-08 04:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostI’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is abou..
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
2025-01-08 02:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostI bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he..
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
2025-01-08 00:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostJust burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave bro..
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
2025-01-07 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou know how there's a theory that no two people see a colou..
You know how there's a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way?
Does that mean that the colour is a pigment of your imagination?
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
2025-01-07 18:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostI asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. S..
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Oui.”
2025-01-07 16:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The ..
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
2025-01-07 14:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in..
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
2025-01-07 12:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer ..
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
2025-01-07 10:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostDoctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
2025-01-07 08:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post”Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in Franc..
”Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
2025-01-07 05:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostMy colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Semina..
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
2025-01-07 03:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostAtheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
2025-01-07 02:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostHe drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a M..
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends...
2025-01-07 01:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
2025-01-07 00:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostA man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dai..
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
2025-01-06 23:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would..
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
2025-01-06 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided a..
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
2025-01-06 21:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post