My 2023 would have been so much better if you were in it. 😢💖
My 2023 would have been so much better if you were in it. 😢💖
2025-01-06 03:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
motogemnudeflix posts
My love for you is like a work of art – it's bold, colorful,..
My love for you is like a work of art – it's bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. 🌈💕
2025-01-05 21:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhere can you find comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting for ..
Where can you find comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting for the punchline. 🎙️😄
2025-01-05 15:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
2025-01-05 09:32:03 +0000 UTC View Postwhy don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels 🍆💦
why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels 🍆💦
2025-01-05 03:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostHershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm onl..
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm only asking for one at midnight. 😘🌙
2025-01-04 21:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostI bet you can't guess what's on my mind right now. 🤔
I bet you can't guess what's on my mind right now. 🤔
2025-01-04 15:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus? ..
What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus? No one is ever awake to see them. 🎅🎉😴
2025-01-04 09:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostYouth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's E..
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forrced to. 👶👴⏰
2025-01-04 03:29:04 +0000 UTC View Postif you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip 🍑
if you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip 🍑
2025-01-03 21:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostI don't need to watch the ball drop, I'd much rather sit her..
I don't need to watch the ball drop, I'd much rather sit here and watch you. 😉🔥
2025-01-03 15:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf flirting was a sport, I'd have a gold medal 🏅 by now.
If flirting was a sport, I'd have a gold medal 🏅 by now.
2025-01-03 09:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostI may not be perfect, but my personality captures hearts lik..
I may not be perfect, but my personality captures hearts like a beautiful photograph. 📸❤️
2025-01-03 03:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was the Amityville priest's New Year's resolution? To e..
What was the Amityville priest's New Year's resolution? To exorcise more. 👻🙏
2025-01-02 21:22:03 +0000 UTC View Postif this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then y..
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip 😋
2025-01-02 15:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy only resolution is to focus on you. ❤️🌟
My only resolution is to focus on you. ❤️🌟
2025-01-02 09:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostI fell for you faster than the ball drop. 😍🎉
I fell for you faster than the ball drop. 😍🎉
2025-01-02 03:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I follow you home? 🏠 Cause my parents always told me to ..
Can I follow you home? 🏠 Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 💭
2025-01-01 21:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to..
What's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to read more? Watch TV with subtitles. 📚📺
2025-01-01 15:31:02 +0000 UTC View Posti hear tipping makes your erection last longer 🍆
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer 🍆
2025-01-01 09:23:02 +0000 UTC View Postdid you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘
did you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘
2025-01-01 02:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa's reindeer form a band? 🎸🎅 They wanted to go o..
Why did Santa's reindeer form a band? 🎸🎅 They wanted to go on a "sleigh" tour! 🎵🌟
2024-12-31 20:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas puzzle? 🧩🎄 Because I can't wait to piece..
Are you a Christmas puzzle? 🧩🎄 Because I can't wait to piece together our love story. 🌟❤️
2024-12-31 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 😂 Roberto
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 😂 Roberto
2024-12-31 08:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Santa's safe word? 🎅🔒 "Rudolph!" 🦌😏
What's Santa's safe word? 🎅🔒 "Rudolph!" 🦌😏
2024-12-31 02:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostI may not be a love expert, but I know flirting is my specia..
I may not be a love expert, but I know flirting is my specialty. 😉❤️
2024-12-30 20:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? 🍩 The one w..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? 🍩 The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
2024-12-30 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View Postwanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
2024-12-30 08:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it a..
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 💪💃😄
2024-12-30 02:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would it be called if you woke up every day in the morn..
What would it be called if you woke up every day in the morning to the sound of zombies screaming? 🧟♀️ Dawn of the Dead
2024-12-29 20:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post