Or maybe there is a technique that we need to learn and they can control the heat that comes out of their mouths. Just a warm wind with zero flames.
2024-01-27 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a valid fucking question. I don't know if dragons could even blow our birthday candles without spitting out something they shouldn't! I mean the candles would just melt... surely? π€£
2024-01-26 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seriously! My mind is fucked! Lol! I lay awake last night wondering if dragons can give blow jobs... LOL!
2024-01-26 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to appreciate life! Good morning! DM me and let's appreciate everything together!
2024-01-26 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I just LOVE you all so fucking much! Thank you fuckers for always supporting me! I couldn't do this without you all!! π
2024-01-26 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Thank you to the freaks who reminded me that I am also ASS and BUSH! You guys are the BEST! Ok, a new round, like all my posts if you are all for my bush AND ass!!
2024-01-26 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck me, I am so fucking awkward sometimes. LOL! I am all legs, hair, and weirdness! Tell me you freaks love it by liking as MANY posts as you can!!! π
2024-01-25 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Postππππ πππ Do you think you can hold out and cum for me when I say you can? Test it out by quoting #BLUEJOI in your DMs and tell me how long you can last!
2024-01-25 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning! May today unfold like the perfect chapter in a wonderful story.
2024-01-25 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Life is wayyy too short to wear clothes all the time anyway! Which of you fuckers is with me on this? π
2024-01-25 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess the least I could do is maybe offer them a discount here! LOL! They got a free sample π
2024-01-25 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I love being naked so I don't fucking care and they KNEW why I choose to be here... What the fuck ever happened to knocking? Do people just NOT do that anymore...
2024-01-25 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
That host saw WAY more than they were planning to! THANK FUCK I was alone, imagine if I had been doing a collab! LOL! Free show for them! π€£
2024-01-24 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Filming days are fucking GREAT unless you forget to lock your door when you film at an Airbnb! FUCK!!!
2024-01-24 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, you adorable early riser! Wishing you a day filled with tiny victories and big smiles.
2024-01-24 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's normalize post-gym nut sessions, I am so sweaty after gym, just add to it and make yourself even happier!! BEST day maker ever! LOL.
2024-01-24 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Well, that workout made it worse, I was so so so fucking turned on! What the FUCK! Lol, I felt great about myself and felt like I could give a few people a REALLY good time!
2024-01-24 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I totally had to give it a try, I mean we could ALL always improve our sex game! If not for us, no fuck that! It's always for us! When we give our best others get our best! π
2024-01-24 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I know it's not identical!! π But the motions are there... The backward and forward the panting, the sweat, the moans... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
2024-01-23 20:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it just me or has anyone noticed how GREAT the rowing machine is at the gym? LOL! Come on freaks, share your thoughts with me in the DMs.
2024-01-23 19:05:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, morning joy maker! Ready to create a masterpiece of smiles today?
2024-01-23 16:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post
FOUND THE TOWEL!!! I used it as a mat when I got out of the shower... LOL!!
2024-01-23 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting dressed without a fucking towel nearby was a nightmare! Clothes soaked, hair wet... Then I find the fucking TOWEL!!! LOL! Right there in the bathroom, at least the delivery person had their laughter therapy for the day! π€£
2024-01-23 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
SCREAMING I am coming and running around out of breath probably made them think otherwise! LOL
2024-01-23 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This morning's delivery was a REAL fucking surprise because it was from WEEKS ago and when the doorbell went and I was in the shower... I couldn't fucking find a TOWEL!!!
2024-01-23 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Pretty sure the delivery person likes it less though because they ALWAYS arrive when I am in the showerπ€£
2024-01-22 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I fucking love it when I get little gifts delivered! The ones I get when I do online shopping late at night half asleep and forget about them! LOL! Gifts from me to ME!! π
2024-01-22 19:05:55 +0000 UTC View Postπππππππ πππππ' Wanna see one of my FAVORITE positions? Quote #COWGIRLRIDIN in my DMs right now to see how I want it! π
2024-01-22 18:30:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Wake up, my ray of sunshine! Today's goal: radiate positivity and spread good vibes.
2024-01-22 16:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Was just trying to be polite by holding the door for someone, but apparently, a smile and an 'after you' can be misinterpreted as advanced flirting. My bad, I'm just an accidental door-opening heartbreaker.
2024-01-22 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post