Rise and sparkle! Time to shake off those cobwebs and unleash your inner goofball. The world is our stage, so let's put on a show!
2024-04-14 15:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
OR, legs open in a V ready to have all control taken from me! I think I need to try to get myself to cum like that right now, which one of you freaks want to see that? DM meβ¦
2024-04-14 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Ass up in the air, on my knees, is a fucking GREAT position. Throw in a great spank or two, and you have the answer to a fucking great night or morning π
2024-04-14 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Also, if I am lying on either my back or my stomach, I totally wouldn't mind being flipped over either way to have someone have their way with me. Getting all warm and tingly just thinking about it. π₯΅
2024-04-14 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Actually, I think I could create an entire new way of sexy messages with my autocorrect. Turn me over and have your way with me all day, that's all I really want! π
2024-04-13 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
SERIOUS QUESTION! How the hell do I get this autocorrect on my phone off, you turn me on was changed to you turn me over! Lol, I mean it works in this case, but there have been WAY too many close calls on over things!
2024-04-13 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Today's quest: navigating through the challenges of adulthood with a touch of humor and all the naughty things.
2024-04-13 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck me, you freaks all, always make me laugh so fucking much! I am not sure I will be able to face my neighbor again, might just have to flash them my butthole so they know I don't need a spareβ¦
2024-04-13 06:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Lol, yes, I agree with all you freaks on this one - we all only want the buttholes to be perfect for a little tongue action π
2024-04-13 04:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's all be honest here, who isn't looking for an extra butthole? Buttholes are fucking magnificent! Like this post if you fuckers agree!
2024-04-13 00:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
All I wanted to do was ask my neighbor if I could borrow some butter, and it autocorrected to butthole! π
2024-04-12 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
And technology ducked me again! Autocorrect can be such a fucking pain in the assumption! LOL, there it goes again! π
2024-04-12 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View Postππππππππ π ππ πππππ This scene has A LOT of squirting, ass eating and SO much more! I know you will love it, so go to your DMs quote #LESBO-FOR-LUNCH and keep this scene forever!
2024-04-12 16:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's morning! Time to wake up and smell the coffee, or maybe something a bit more tantalizing⦠like bacon.
2024-04-12 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Just need to keep looking for those opportunities, now might be a fucking ideal opportunity! π₯΅
2024-04-12 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Well if you weren't now you freaks totally areβ¦ Let me tell you all a secret. At any fucking opportunity, I am grabbing my pussy! π
2024-04-12 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I really didn't take a half naked picture at the park, but I bet it got all you freaks thinking about grabbing my crotchβ¦ π
2024-04-11 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It was the cutest fluff ball that decided to steal the spotlight! But now the sexy moment is gone⦠Time to move to a new location. Apparently these things don't work at the park! LOL
2024-04-11 21:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
JUST as I thought I was getting the great shot on, tit out, right hand groping myself, I got fucking photo bombed!
2024-04-11 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine! Let's kick-start the day with a burst of laughter and a sprinkle of mischief. Embrace the silliness and make today your playground!
2024-04-11 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
So that is then how my landlord noticed me ass out, skirt up. LOL, is there any other way to remember someone? π
2024-04-11 06:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Tried my fucking hardest to be cool then turned really quickly and knocked fucking everything off the shelf, then bent over only to realize my fucking skirt was too short.
2024-04-11 04:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I am actually not sure if they saw me though because like, who notices a blue haired weirdo looking at lube and scented massage oils at the store. No one, right? π
2024-04-11 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried so fucking hard to look as if I was looking at something else and picked up a douche⦠I am so fucking awkward sometimes!
2024-04-10 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I was minding my own business at the store looking at the lube, I had no idea they sold it at my local store, and then my landlord walked right past me! LOL!
2024-04-10 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Time to shake off those cobwebs and unleash your inner goofball. The world is our stage, so let's put on a show!
2024-04-10 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
SERIOUS QUESTION: Where is pound town actually? Could I just go there? Lol, DM me if you know the answer π
2024-04-10 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
POUND TOWN! POUND TIME! Sounds like a fucking fun time if you ask me⦠But there is something I need to know.
2024-04-10 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
There's no way around it! HARD pounding is the only way, a soft pounding just doesn't have the same sound and can you actually do soft pounding. I don't think there is a point! π
2024-04-10 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
There is something about the word POUNDING that just gives me an instant warm feeling! π
2024-04-09 21:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post