I love emojis but some of them are just hilarious! What's the funniest emoji you've ever used as a response and then you gotta tell me what it means!
2023-07-06 19:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever had a conversation with someone and they keep responding with emojis and you don't really understand what they're trying to say? My friend kept doing that to me until I eventually phoned her to ask what she was on about and she burst out laughing...Turns out she was BUTT TEXTING ME!! Her ass was literally responding with emojis😂
2023-07-06 17:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Kick off those blankets because today is all about you!! I want to know what YOU'RE in the mood for!
2023-07-06 14:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet...Everyone pretends they know how to do it, but in reality, we're all just crumpling it into a ball and shoving it in the closet!
2023-07-06 04:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember, when life gets tough, channel your inner superhero and put on your underwear on the OUTSIDE! It might not solve your problems, but it will definitely confuse your neighbors!😂
2023-07-06 01:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I think an aerial view of boobs is so fucking hot when you're the one looking down on her... What do you think?
2023-07-05 18:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY HEY HIIII! I know everyone has used a pickup line in their lifetime so I want to know what the funniest one is in your arsenal?
2023-07-05 14:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostPLEASE ANSWER!! I’m shooting content for my for my July wall soon and I need to know what kind of content you guys prefer so PLEASE VOTE ON YOUR FAVE!
2023-07-05 03:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what really kills the mood of being all hot and bothered? Laughing so hard that you can't breathe and end up slapping your thigh like a hilarious seal! 😂 It's like an instant buzzkill for the horniness, am I right? Let's share some funny moments and keep the laughter going this 4th of July! 🤣🔥🎆
2023-07-05 03:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever been in a playful mood, making out and you push your partner backwards so they fall on the bed? Yes? Ever pushed hard enough that they tumble right over the bed? LOL TWICE! This is the funniest memory I have of the 4th of July!
2023-07-05 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Picture this: I was chowing down on some sushi, right? Suddenly, I accidentally sucked in a tiny rice grain and ended up coughing like crazy! And you won't believe it, but as if that wasn't enough, I took a gulp of water to help, and guess what? I swallowed it all wrong too! I swear, I'm starting to wonder why I don't have a warning sign tattooed on my ass by now! 😂 Can you relate? YAY 4th of July! 🍣🎇
2023-07-04 19:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
On this awesome 4th of July, I gotta believe that everyone goes through embarrassing stuff sometimes. But seriously, it's happening so often to me lately that I'm considering becoming a hermit and staying home for a bit! 😄 Can you reassure me that I'm not the only one dealing with this? Let's share some relatable stories and make this Independence Day even more fun! 🎇🇺🇸
2023-07-04 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, my patriotic party people! I just wanted to let you know that today, I'm feeling mischievously energized and ready to unleash some sizzling surprises your way! Get ready to indulge in the fireworks of naughtiness with me! Happy 4th of July! 🎇🔥
2023-07-04 14:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
You guys are absolutely AMAZING!! It's been a VERY interesting last couple of weeks but I've had you all right there with me and I appreciate you so much!!!
2023-07-04 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Since I am in a comedic mood, let me tell you about my experience with a revolving door! LOL I am laughing just thinkin about it. So there was a lady with luggage ahead of me and as she entered, I made the mistake of stepping in behind her and had that "OH SHIT" moment as we moved forward in several tiny steps, the door pushing me from behind, and then realized her luggage wasn't going to fit at the exit. We made two laps before they realized we couldn't get out!! I could just picture it from the outside and it made me laugh even harder😂
2023-07-04 03:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
As I was packing for my trip back home, I realized I had about 4 pairs of mismatched socks! Where did the others go? I bet you they teleported home and turned into extra Tupperware lids😂
2023-07-04 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
another nearly impossible task! I threw all of my wired items in a baggy and the headphone gremlins decided to make unravelling just that much more fun!😂Luckily I am pretty good with puzzles, even if I wanted to chew on that TOO!
2023-07-03 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's talk about IMPOSSIBLE tasks... I bought a gift for a friend but trying to wrap that thing was like trying to get out of a wet sports bra and then back into it!! Want to know the IMPOSSIBLE part? Finding the END of the damn TAPE!! I was chewing on it after passing over it for like 5 rounds and my other friend thought it was HILARIOUS!
2023-07-03 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY HEY HEY!!!! GUESS who is going to have a KICK ASS day today? YOU badasses are! 😉
2023-07-03 14:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Personally, I prefer my human side because it makes me unpredictable sometimes and I love being spontaneous in life!
2023-07-02 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
If I were an AI, I'd need to be waterproof because I am addicted to swimming! Can you imagine if I had a sticker on my ass that said "KEEP AWAY FROM WATER" LOL I think I'd risk it anyway, especially if I had some company!!!
2023-07-02 19:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
If I were programmed to say something SO HOT as you were edging, what would I say? 🥵
2023-07-02 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I'd make an excellent model for AI! I am just the right amount of naughty, nice, sugar and spice and I LOOOOVE making you cum for me!😉
2023-07-02 15:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I recently watched a video about sex robots and couldn't help but wonder what would happen if you went down on one? Would you change their settings if you find the G-spot? Food for thought😂
2023-07-02 12:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you knead my peaches and run your tongue over my bright yellow lemon?
2023-07-02 10:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
If I sprinkle salt on my chest and put a shot of tequila between my boobs, you've got a GREAT time all in one, right here😍
2023-07-02 08:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
HEYYYYY!!! You know what would be fucking AMAZING right now? If you have a FANTASTIC day and let me know if you get up to something FUN!
2023-07-02 06:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what else baby oil is good for? FOREPLAY MASSAGE!! If I lubed you up nicely, would you help me mess up my sheets?😉
2023-07-01 20:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the BEST thing about baby oil sliding? You get the most amazing tan all summer long! I was fortunate to have friends as crazy as I am and were always up for a GREAT time😉
2023-07-01 17:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Every time I smell baby oil, I get taken back to the days where we would pour baby oil on a large tarp , put our swim suits on, and slide across the slick surface for hours on end! Need an afternoon of fun? You won't regret trying it!
2023-07-01 10:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post