I'm turning my living room into Fort Central. I'm stacking pillows, arranging cushions, and draping blankets like a fort-building ninja. LOL! Making the most comfortable of places to become a queen of my world!
2023-08-19 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm plotting the ultimate mission: building the coziest fort ever. It's time to snuggle like a boss! Or to just hide from the real world! 😋
2023-08-18 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, folks, gather 'round, I've got a secret to spill: I'm basically a pro at building the coolest blanket forts ever!! Didn't think that was necessary nowadays? It really IS!!!
2023-08-18 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 She came over to take a picture with me and we accidentally caught our first natural scene on camera!! Quote #HOTLESBOKISSING in your DMs to get it now!! @daintywilder
2023-08-18 17:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Yassss! Let's kick start the day with a fucking GREAT attitude!!
2023-08-18 15:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally, I get there, and the GPS says 'You've reached your destination.' I'm staring at a wall. Maybe it's a secret entrance to Wonderland? Or maybe, just maybe, my GPS is a stand-up comedian and thinks it's fucking funny to send me in the wrong direction 🤐
2023-08-18 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
And get this – it's all about recalculating. Every time I mess up, it recalculates the route. I think it's trying to become a math genius! Oh, and it's even told me to go past the sidewalk. I mean, really? Can't we just stay on the road... Then, it's all 'take a leap of faith.' Like, what? Am I about to fly off a cliff? And the detours – one even suggested going through outer space. I was ready to put on a space helmet, I swear. 😲
2023-08-18 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So, here's the thing – I type in where I want to go, and my GPS starts guiding me, right? But instead of taking me where I want to go, it's like it's on a secret mission to confuse me. I turn left, and end up where I started. Take a right, and find myself in another dimension. It's like my GPS has a mind of its own!
2023-08-18 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever had your GPS decide to take you on a wild journey you didn't plan for? You're just trying to go somewhere that should've taken a short 10 minutes, but suddenly, you're in a 45-minute loop, going in circles like a confused squirrel!? Where is the worst place you have ever got lost? Lmk in those DMs...
2023-08-17 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
When EVER I use maps or GPS I get even more lost! Ffs, I swear I went in a fucking circle yesterday trying to find a new shop. GPS stands for Guiding People in Spirals! 😅 I didn't where the fuck east was and I just kept going in the wrong fucking direction!
2023-08-17 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine, superstar! May your day be filled with little moments that bring big smiles. Good morning!
2023-08-17 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your house plants could give you great advice what do you think it would be? Don't just sit there and laugh at me, head over to my DMs and tell me! 💗
2023-08-17 06:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Roses are the ultimate proof that you can be strong and good-looking at the same time. I mean, they're basically saying, 'I'll face thorns and still rock a killer bloom.' That's the way to OWN life in style 😅
2023-08-17 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Thinking of my catus as a life coach now, it has the right attitude! Stay sharp, keep a thick skin, and don't be a pushover! Are you all taking notes, I think he's on to something 😜
2023-08-17 03:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Ok hear me out, if plants COULD talk to us, I am sure they would have a lot to say to us. Being a plant is so fucking chill, we are always rushing around, stressing out, and living this fast-paced life while they sit around and grow from taking in the sun's rays! I really think we all need to change our outlook 😜
2023-08-16 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, don't laugh, but talking to my houseplants taught me a few gems. Stay grounded. Roots matter whether you're a plant or a person... Embrace change. From sprouts to blooms, life's about growth. Stand tall, even when life's stormy. The way a plant faces the sun, we should face challenges with courage! Wear that pineapple on your head like a crown and own the day! 🤣
2023-08-16 21:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't be the ONLY person who talks to her plants, am I? The more attention they get the better they grow, I share gossip with them knowing they won't be telling anyone else and they share their life lessons with me! 😜
2023-08-16 18:05:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there, early bird! Let's have a fucking GREAT day today!
2023-08-16 15:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanna bring this back, starting in my living room right now! Dirty dancing with Bambi, let's all get naked and dance around without a fucking care in the world! 🤩
2023-08-16 06:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Picture this: you're waiting for a bus, and boom! The whole bus stop transforms into a salsa showdown. Those were the days when our mundane routines turned into unexpected, hilarious dance-offs.
2023-08-16 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine strolling through the park when suddenly, the squirrels start breakdancing. Okay, maybe not the squirrels, but you know what I mean! Those days were like a reality show where the city became our stage, and everyone was dancing stars. Even those who had two left feet 😜
2023-08-15 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in the day! LOL, ok it wasn't that long ago but it was like spontaneous dance parties invaded our lives. You're munching on a hot dog, and poof! The hot dog vendor becomes the dance commander. Those days were wild, turning the world into one big, wacky dance floor. 😍
2023-08-15 20:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember flash mobs? The times when people would just stop what they were doing and dance to a cool jam, forget the world, and move like no one is watching! Those were the fucking BEST! So much fun and not a fucking care in the world!!
2023-08-15 18:05:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! The sun's up, and so is your potential to turn your dreams into reality. Have an amazing morning!
2023-08-15 15:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post
You freaks are all just the BEST!! Thank you for all the shared laughs and for always making my day so GREAT!! 💗
2023-08-15 06:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Why must it always come back to food? Can't we relate more things to the beauty of nature? This is why I ALWAYS have food on my mind... All these analogies just make me hungry all day! 😅
2023-08-15 04:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
If you woke up in a sour mood life would just put a soda float next to your bed, surely that would make us all have the BEST day every day? Fuck yeah! You could even keep the soda and just give me ice cream every day for breakfast!! 😜
2023-08-15 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, yes, lol, I understand the meaning of it but I just think it could be done better... If life gives you soda add ice cream and make a soda float!! Get rid of ALL the negativity and have a tasty treat 😜
2023-08-14 21:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what I think about quite often... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I mean lemonade is still sour AF to me... Shouldn't it be if life gives you lemons cut them into slices and add them to some soda? That would be a sweeter deal! 😅
2023-08-14 18:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, sunshine! As the sun comes up, your chances to make today really awesome go up too!
2023-08-14 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post