Do you fuckers know what I LOVE to hear? How many times you all wank to my page! Tip this post with the amount as an appreciation so I KNOW how much you enjoy what I put out here!!!
2024-01-10 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Wank Wednesday is in! Lol! Good morning, let me help you wank through your day? π
2024-01-10 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
NEXT battle, can I win an argument against my toaster, this could get quite heated!! LOL
2024-01-10 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Tried to out-stare it with sunglasses on. Mirror responded by reflecting back my embarrassing dance moves. LOL! I think if I strip naked it might get more distracted...
2024-01-10 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Mirror update: It won the staring contest again. Consider setting up a practice round with a less intimidating opponent, like a houseplant. Stay tuned for my comeback!
2024-01-09 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Attempting a staring contest with a mirror and losing: Apparently, my reflection is way more blink-savvy than I am. Should've seen it coming
2024-01-09 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to rise and shine! Good morning super stars!! π
2024-01-09 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! YESSS!! Thank you to the freaks who reminded me about how clumsy I can be too! Lol, but in an elegant way... Who else do you know who can slip and land ON a dildo?! π
2024-01-09 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL!! I think that my mind will always be a pit of dirty thoughts, silly jokes, and random EVERYTHING!! I love to laugh, orgasm, and just be HAPPY! I hope you fuckers can agree! π
2024-01-09 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I have all these naughty thoughts that are constantly going through my mind. I get turned on by ALMOST anything! What turns you freaks on the most? Send me a DM to tell me if we share any dirty desires!! π
2024-01-08 21:01:26 +0000 UTC View Postππππ πππππππππ Do you wanna see how I take my anal virginity? Quote #ANALVIRGINITY in my DMs and you can see for yourself!! π
2024-01-08 18:30:50 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to brush your teeth, have an orgasm, and start the day! Lol, Good Morning!!
2024-01-08 16:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck it! Life is too short to live normally, seak that relationship advice from a pet rock, go get that thing that makes you happiest!! Go cum to some of my videos and send me the after-math pics! Go like all my posts and show me you love me as much as I love all you freaks!! π
2024-01-08 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
There are a few things I am REALLY good at making ROCK hard! LOL! Is there anything that gets rock hard when you freaks look at my page? I NEED TO SEE! Send me a pic in my DMs now! Please π₯Ί
2024-01-08 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
FFS! I am the weirdest totally started asking the rock about relationships and their thoughts... The response was stone-cold!! LOL! π
2024-01-07 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I always find myself looking for advice in all the WRONG places... I mean I get turned on at the grocery store so why wouldn't I think getting a pet rock would be a good idea?! LOL π
2024-01-07 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Watch out for sharks today! π
2024-01-07 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I am just not sure if you go straight up to them and bite their hand or if you start a conversation first and then go into biting! Fuck, this is too complicated for me!! LOL! π
2024-01-07 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck, I got that so so wrong! Sharks will bite a mate they could be interested in as a form of flirting... Here I was thinking, I have never seen a shark smile π LOL! No shark has ever flirted with me but the biting I can understand... This is where I MAY have something in common with sharks.
2024-01-07 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sharks use their teeth to flirt, fuck! Could you imagine, if you like someone you go up to them and just give them the BIGGEST smile ever and see if that tickles their interest... Lol! I would be pretty freaked out if that had to happen to me!
2024-01-06 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Humans aren't the ONLY ones who have to flirt to get the interests of those they like... It just SUCKS that I am so fucking bad at flirting π
2024-01-06 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
... Wanted to make a shark noise to say good morning but I don't know what noises they make... Good moaning! π
2024-01-06 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
To a year of NOT being normal, NEVER being appropriate and always getting turned on by EVERYTHING!! This year is off to a fucking GREAT start!!
2024-01-06 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou guys arenβt even READY for the amount of hot content Iβm about to drop in January!!! π₯΅
2024-01-06 03:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Well FUCK that! I don't wanna be appropriate EVER!! Lol! Tell me all the inappropriate activities you freaks have been up to for the year so far! I love hearing them. Send me a DM!! π
2024-01-06 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
After getting so fucking worked up at the gym yesterday I thought about maybe taking it easy... A blue-haired weirdo with a wet patch in her crotch at the gym MIGHT not be seen as appropriate! LOL!
2024-01-05 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Postπ πππππ-πππ, π πππππππ It's in the title!!! One of my most explicit fuck scenes yet, go to my sites, head over to my DMs and quote #2STRAP3PUSSIES, because you don't, wanna miss this!!
2024-01-05 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning all you freaks!! Today we all need to be the BEST version of ourselves no matter how perverted it is!! π
2024-01-05 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
WHO wouldn't wanna ride something for 30 minutes? Get super sweaty and feel like a million bucks afterward! The gym is gonna have to be a twice-a-day thing now!! π₯΅
2024-01-05 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Totally had to try out the spinning class, if you can get the motion JUST right you can grind down on the seat real nicely! That HAS to be one of the BEST workouts I have ever had!!
2024-01-05 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post