How did you make your turkey yesterday? We had a WAT 😆 WET A..
How did you make your turkey yesterday? We had a WAT 😆 WET ASS TURKEY 🤪 (fried)
2020-11-27 17:34:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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Breakfast of champions. My blueberry pie. 😍
Breakfast of champions. My blueberry pie. 😍
2020-11-27 13:34:39 +0000 UTC View PostHappy kill a turkey, shove shit up it’s ass and eat it day!!..
Happy kill a turkey, shove shit up it’s ass and eat it day!! 🤪🦃 I’ll catch up w DMs when I’m more awake and let’s hope I can send vids today!
2020-11-26 12:51:38 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not able to send videos. It just keeps trying to process..
I’m not able to send videos. It just keeps trying to process in DMs. 🥴
2020-11-25 23:46:23 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve tried to post photos twice today and they won’t post
I’ve tried to post photos twice today and they won’t post
2020-11-25 17:50:20 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday. I’m baaaack. Had company over all weekend so s..
Happy Monday. I’m baaaack. Had company over all weekend so spent time with them. Are y’all ready for Black Friday weeeeeek?!? It’s such a nice day out today. 👀
2020-11-23 16:16:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat your boobs make GOOD better 😆 (bigger)
What your boobs make GOOD better 😆 (bigger)
2020-11-20 14:31:06 +0000 UTC View PostNow, it’s your turn. Comment w your fav short joke OR Dm it..
Now, it’s your turn. Comment w your fav short joke OR Dm it to me...
2020-11-19 23:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostOne of my favs... So I heard a joke about Oedipus and Midas..
One of my favs... So I heard a joke about Oedipus and Midas. I wish I could remember the punch line.... It was motherfucking gold.
2020-11-19 20:10:14 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback Thursday! 40 minutes ago before I made a custom 🤣🤣..
Throwback Thursday! 40 minutes ago before I made a custom 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOLLLL I know, I’m silly 🤪
2020-11-19 19:36:13 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Good morning! Wake up! Wake up! 🤪🤪🤪🤪 LOL It’..
Good morning! Good morning! Wake up! Wake up! 🤪🤪🤪🤪 LOL It’s time to make the mf’in donuts! Hahaha
2020-11-19 10:32:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Wet Wednesday! All clean hahaha Did you wash your balls to..
Wet Wednesday! All clean hahaha Did you wash your balls today? 🤪
2020-11-18 18:52:55 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Happy Wednesday. About to catch up on DMs now!..
Good morning! Happy Wednesday. About to catch up on DMs now! Wooooo! 👀
2020-11-18 13:57:55 +0000 UTC View PostBehind on answering dms! Will first thing in the morning. Ha..
Behind on answering dms! Will first thing in the morning. Have to get to sleepy time. Sweet dreams! 💋💋💋
2020-11-18 04:17:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Should I be risky today and play outside by the pool? Roofer..
Should I be risky today and play outside by the pool? Roofers Aren’t finished...
2020-11-16 12:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Who likes feet? Should I make a new foot video today? 👀
Who likes feet? Should I make a new foot video today? 👀
2020-11-15 14:35:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday 👀🤪 When will it end LOL Catching up on DMs ..
Happy Saturday 👀🤪 When will it end LOL Catching up on DMs asapppp!
2020-11-14 23:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post“No nut November” is a scam. Y’all walking around with two c..
“No nut November” is a scam. Y’all walking around with two connected to ya. 😆 Give it up. LOL
2020-11-14 06:11:33 +0000 UTC View Post
My gosh fucking shit damn it! It sounds like the sky is fall..
My gosh fucking shit damn it! It sounds like the sky is falling 🤣🤣🤣 They are ripping off the old shingles LOL
2020-11-13 13:52:11 +0000 UTC View PostAnd the noise begins. The shingles are being delivered for m..
And the noise begins. The shingles are being delivered for my new roof. Bang, bang, bang, already. Fun fact about me: I hate noise 😆
2020-11-13 13:11:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are your favorite names for farts? Leave in comments. F..
What are your favorite names for farts? Leave in comments. Funniest ones get surprise in DMs! GOOOO‼️
2020-11-13 01:17:42 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback to 2002. Naughty maid outfit. Would you want me to..
Throwback to 2002. Naughty maid outfit. Would you want me to clean your house in this?
2020-11-12 18:42:32 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll be around more tomorrow. Today got crazy w the storm. 👀..
I’ll be around more tomorrow. Today got crazy w the storm. 👀⬇️⬇️⬇️ I’m safe. Everyone is safe. Just had to secure all my outdoor furniture etc etc. Move stuff. LOL Just in case of wind gusts tonight. It is VERY windy. Hope my neighbors secured all their belongings so I don’t wake up to anything in my yard. (It’s happened before) 😆 I still keep hearing the weirdest noises outside from the wind. Sometimes I wonder if I need to go out there w the gun to make sure it’s the wind. 👀Lmao
2020-11-12 05:28:56 +0000 UTC View PostHappy WET AF Wednesday 😆 Tropical storm coming this way so ..
Happy WET AF Wednesday 😆 Tropical storm coming this way so had to move some of my stuff inside. Lots of rain, my favorite. Sadly I’ll be sleeping through the windy part and it will be dark. Booo! That’s my favorite. LOL
2020-11-11 21:08:54 +0000 UTC View PostOmg my DMs are being screwy and I’m getting kinda upset 😭
Omg my DMs are being screwy and I’m getting kinda upset 😭
2020-11-11 02:22:21 +0000 UTC View Post