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Today I gave up on no nut November because a) the ouch heale..

Today I gave up on no nut November because a) the ouch healed up (hooray) and b) I found a dildo called "the big banana." It is described here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1222354941/big-banana-thick-and-wide-dildo?click_key=9ca376078c73d6cba81af690fc8de962b87aac55%3A1222354941&click_sum=6ea6f88e&ref=shop_home_active_2&pro=1&frs=1 I know it need not be said, and I think y'all already know, I fuckin love bananas. This is literally the first exciting short term goal I've had in a minute! I cannot wait to make content with it.

2022-11-07 01:58:44 +0000 UTC View Post

I've decided to do no nut November. If you wanna convince me..

I've decided to do no nut November. If you wanna convince me otherwise, bidding for my orgasm starts at $10 due to inflation.

2022-11-01 22:43:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Just realizing that I cant put up videos of me doing comedy ..

Just realizing that I cant put up videos of me doing comedy because there's audience members I'd need permissions from and that's annoying. Buuuuuuut I have been faithfully recording my audio so I don't think there's anything in the ToS about stage laughter? Interesting thought, combing through my good shit for yall

2022-10-14 23:20:04 +0000 UTC View Post

This has been a hard month. Even if I had plans to make cont..

This has been a hard month. Even if I had plans to make content, they would have been interrupted by my first rectal hernia, followed by an outbreak, and a yeast infection. Now I have covid. I'll be posting some other kinds of content, like comedy sets I've done in New Orleans and happened to record. I'll work it out, have patience with me.

2022-10-13 23:59:36 +0000 UTC View Post

I just had a great porn viewing moment earlier. I was watchi..

I just had a great porn viewing moment earlier. I was watching solo big dick jerking, and then realized in the background was Jurassic Park...because the music started playing. 🤣

2022-10-08 22:43:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Oooooh I got a new favorite kink. I love using these little ..

Oooooh I got a new favorite kink. I love using these little screw vacuums on my clit, I get so swole and sensitive! And uuuuuugh, the wet suckpop sound? The -BEST-.

2022-09-27 18:21:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Last photoshoot with Greg of the 2022 summer season. I was i..

Last photoshoot with Greg of the 2022 summer season. I was inspired to go shop at this cute little dress shop next door and came away with this! There are old Americana diner signs collaged all over it and I am simply living for it. There's a couple signs that say "Eat Me" pointing in opportune places that I especially delight in. Next day, Greg had a shoot cancelation and I insisted we needed to take pictures of me being cute in "my new naked dress!" I call it a naked dress because it's still a dress, but a dress can serve the function of being essentially a poncho or a blanket where it can be draped over my body and it's more of an embellishment of my nudity than a censor. Anyway, I'm obsessed with these photos and I hope you will be too xoxo

2022-09-26 15:37:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Good morning my lovelies, time to rise and grind! Got to do ..

Good morning my lovelies, time to rise and grind! Got to do a photoshoot with my mentor Greg Chase before he left for the remainder of the summer season. He'll be back in October, and I'll be headed back to the DC area. Here's the teaser for the photoshoot Greg and I did, I insisted we needed to photograph this new dress I got because it unbuttons all the way down! And it has pockets! We had a lot of fun with it, the whole shoot will be available for purchase.

2022-09-26 15:29:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Decided to give you all a cute normal day clothes strip teas..

Decided to give you all a cute normal day clothes strip tease and manual clitoral orgasm video. I think you'll enjoy the juxtaposition of androgyny and femininity.

2022-09-19 18:43:06 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm moving in a month. To suplement my bank account and be r..

I'm moving in a month. To suplement my bank account and be ready for that, what kind of content would y'all like to see more of?

2022-09-17 15:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post

I love to play with toys! This is a little screw vacuum and ..

I love to play with toys! This is a little screw vacuum and I can make my clit swell nice and big to make it extra sensitive. It's a super favorite, and comes in a set of three so I can use the other two on my nipples. Super affirming for gender play, I got to be demo bottom for a class that made it big enough to suck like a dick!

2022-09-15 21:32:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Hope your day is "swell" 😜 I'm gona post a video of me using..

Hope your day is "swell" 😜 I'm gona post a video of me using and cumming with my small screw pump

2022-09-15 18:33:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's some more from my photoshoot with my mentor Greg Chas..

Here's some more from my photoshoot with my mentor Greg Chase. I'm a big fan of this blue fringe dress, gifted to me from one of my loyal followers (thanks boo! good pick!), and it is one of my favorite sensory pieces of clothing to wear. I've always loved fringe, but this isn't like the loose fringe, it's loops which feels oh so yummy and swishy.

2022-09-15 15:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's your teaser for the next set that will be dropping so..

Here's your teaser for the next set that will be dropping soon, featuring this outfit gifted to me from a loyal follower. Thank you for your continued support, and just look at this result! Photographer: Greg Chase

2022-09-10 02:40:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Teaser of me using my new Hitachi since I broke my old one 😅..

Teaser of me using my new Hitachi since I broke my old one 😅 video incoming with Randy purple dildo

2022-08-25 18:33:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Started off fully clothed, using my Hitachi against my crotc..

Started off fully clothed, using my Hitachi against my crotch with a secret inside my pants. Take you for a short tour of my bedroom and kitchen, unwrap my pants and get a surprise visit from "Randy" the purple dildo. 3 orgasms total

2022-08-25 18:31:48 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm mostly better now. Still a little sick left, but Im not ..

I'm mostly better now. Still a little sick left, but Im not quite out of the 10 day window. First couple days my body was too sensitive to do anything but I'm gona give some photo sets a try.

2022-07-18 19:30:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Hi yall! I tested positive for covid (boo) which means I los..

Hi yall! I tested positive for covid (boo) which means I lost the work opportunities that I had for this week. I'll probably end up making some content to make up for loss in income. Doesnt hurt that with self quarentining Ive been weirdly extra horny even though I'm sick.

2022-07-14 17:44:58 +0000 UTC View Post

My mentor Greg Chase and I got up at 5am to go and walk arou..

My mentor Greg Chase and I got up at 5am to go and walk around the French Quarter before dawn. There were little to no people around at all, so it was a perfect time to somewhat safely get some photo content of me out in the wild and flashing wearing nothing but a housecoat and my boots.

2022-07-03 07:53:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Please note: I am a trained professional and have been parti..

Please note: I am a trained professional and have been participating in Japanese rope bondage known as shibari since around 2009 or so. I have been tied by others, I tie myself, and I tie others. I have been a paid professional with this art and it frustrates me when a beautiful photo set like this could potentially be taken down on this site because I need to put up a disclaimer like this. But please note, I am a consenting adult, a paid professional, and really good at what I do on top of that. Thank you. <3

2022-07-02 19:38:49 +0000 UTC View Post

These are the classic art modeling nude pinups that I was ab..

These are the classic art modeling nude pinups that I was able to collaborate with my mentor Greg Chase. We had a ton of fun with these, and this was actually the second photoshoot premise we had done that day. I'll be putting those photos up soon as well.

2022-07-02 07:22:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Here is your teaser for my photoshoots I did with my mentor ..

Here is your teaser for my photoshoots I did with my mentor Greg Chase. Since I first set out making art a big part of my life he and his wife have always been there supporting me. I'm grateful to have been able to collaborate with him and his boudoir photography and his fascination with my rope bondage skill. If you like that artistic drama that I'm able to serve, you're gona enjoy the next couple photo sets. They're gor-geous!

2022-07-01 19:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post

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