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It’s Tighty Whitey Tuesday, boys!

It’s Tighty Whitey Tuesday, boys!

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How about some fresh thirst pics from this morning to celebr..

How about some fresh thirst pics from this morning to celebrate my good news? Anybody wanna “congratulate” me? 😉😈

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It’s Sunday afternoon, the laundry’s all done, dishes as was..

It’s Sunday afternoon, the laundry’s all done, dishes as washed, and the coffee’s set up for tomorrow morning. We got the rest of the day to chill…c’mere, boy. Daddy’s got plans for you. 😈😈😈

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Happy FCF, gays and theys! 😘😘

Happy FCF, gays and theys! 😘😘

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Who wants a ride? 😂😈😂😈

Who wants a ride? 😂😈😂😈

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Orange you glad that I forgot what Thursday’s thirst prompt ..

Orange you glad that I forgot what Thursday’s thirst prompt is? 😂😂

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Do these gym shorts make me look slutty? 😈 Good. 😈😈😈

Do these gym shorts make me look slutty? 😈 Good. 😈😈😈

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Wagon Wednesday, right? And I think tonight might be a squa..

Wagon Wednesday, right? And I think tonight might be a squat night at the gym, so even more so. 😈

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What I had on under that sport coat and dress shirt and pant..

What I had on under that sport coat and dress shirt and pants yesterday…wanna play with my ‘monster maroon’, sport? 😈😈😈

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How about a bit of fresh content to celebrate both Tummy Tue..

How about a bit of fresh content to celebrate both Tummy Tuesday and Tighty Whitey Tuesday this morning? 😁

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Sorry to my followers - I really am what it says on the shir..

Sorry to my followers - I really am what it says on the shirt. 😂😂😂

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I skeeted some shit, I finally took some new jockstrap thirs..

I skeeted some shit, I finally took some new jockstrap thirst traps, and now I’m gonna sift through the chaff to find and edit the keepers while I enjoy a beer in the bath. 👍🐻🛁🫧🧼🍻🍻

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Don’t you hate it when you forget to post a pic you took the..

Don’t you hate it when you forget to post a pic you took the day before? 😘

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It looks like a jockstrap, but they’re actually briefs!

It looks like a jockstrap, but they’re actually briefs!

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On this FCF - the most sacred of the Bsky holidays - let us ..

On this FCF - the most sacred of the Bsky holidays - let us remember: - all cocks are fat on FCF - FCF includes our trans bros 🏳️‍🌈🥰🏳️‍⚧️ - celebrating in your own way is A-OK (only show as much skin as you want to) May your Fat Cock Friday be ample, abundant, and hole-filling! 😈😈😈

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Happy hump day boys!

Happy hump day boys!

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You’d never guess I had funderwear on underneath these stric..

You’d never guess I had funderwear on underneath these strictly-utilitarian grey cargo shorts, would you? 😉

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And because it’s also Tighty Whitey Tuesday…

And because it’s also Tighty Whitey Tuesday…

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I want YOU to have a happy Tummy Tuesday today. 😉

I want YOU to have a happy Tummy Tuesday today. 😉

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Since y’all liked yesterday’s purple pair, how about a littl..

Since y’all liked yesterday’s purple pair, how about a little Blue Monday for your Bluesky timeline? 😘

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When the Zebulon Sisters added the third Chu to the Chu Chu ..

When the Zebulon Sisters added the third Chu to the Chu Chu Dance? Absolute genius. iykyk 😂😂🖖🖖

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Not my best work, but - purple booty from this morning!

Not my best work, but - purple booty from this morning!

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Of course my undies coordinate with the overall look! I have..

Of course my undies coordinate with the overall look! I have brand standards to uphold, after all. 😉

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Come on Friday, may you go by smoothly, easily, and quietly!..

Come on Friday, may you go by smoothly, easily, and quietly! I have a rocks glass with whiskey, an edible, and my vape waiting for me at home tonight!

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It’s Fat Cock Friday here in the Sky! How are you celebratin..

It’s Fat Cock Friday here in the Sky! How are you celebrating?

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Good moo-rning, bloomfies! Who wants some fresh crème? 😉😈

Good moo-rning, bloomfies! Who wants some fresh crème? 😉😈

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So this morning’s butt pic didn’t turn out (2 of 2 third par..

So this morning’s butt pic didn’t turn out (2 of 2 third party reviews gave it a thumbs down), so how about some gratuitous bulge instead?

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Happy Tummy Tuesday, y’all! 😘

Happy Tummy Tuesday, y’all! 😘

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I don’t go full monty online, so how about some Belly, Bush,..

I don’t go full monty online, so how about some Belly, Bush, Brushing, and Bedhead instead? 😘

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🎶Pull up to my bumper baby In your long black limousine Pull..

🎶Pull up to my bumper baby In your long black limousine Pull up to my bumper baby And drive it in between🎶 😉😈😉😈😉😈

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