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When I was 28, I once gave four guy friends I met in a hotel..

When I was 28, I once gave four guy friends I met in a hotel bar, a blow job. One right after another. I wanted to see what 4 loads of cum on my face and tits felt like. It took 7 minutes, total.

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A MILFs uniform for cleaning her new apartment? Overalls. O..

A MILFs uniform for cleaning her new apartment? Overalls. One of my fav fantasies is to go do it in a framed up house before drywall is put in. The smell of raw wood makes me wet. Hint hint contractors :)

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Internet guy doesn't come til Saturday. And I just broke my ..

Internet guy doesn't come til Saturday. And I just broke my good phone. Nothing good comes with moving. It's like there's a little Uhaul shaped Leprechaun that just keeps granting the opposite of wishes. So, here's an erotic play that I wrote that was produced in my area. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-lzfDl8z2N7MnVydVpxRDNqYjdBVzItYXJVTHVDM0VqdGNn/view?usp=drivesdk&resourcekey=0-hPb4N7KXJ8M0nqvwmwsQIg

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7AM, moving essentials, trip to Wal-Mart. Taking a trap phon..

7AM, moving essentials, trip to Wal-Mart. Taking a trap phone selfie while wearing my favorite T-shirt. #moving sucks #ofcoursemyphonebroke #Walmartsucksmorethanme

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Had to break in the apartment. Squirting is such a different..

Had to break in the apartment. Squirting is such a different feeling. Afterwards there's a beautiful numbness to your mind and body. Like you had a really good cry that made u feel better, not worse.

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My storage pod comes today! Costumes upon costumes. Can't wa..

My storage pod comes today! Costumes upon costumes. Can't wait! I'll make you think of cookie monster in a whole different light ;) Num num num

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I'm just so happy all my things are here. And now I get to h..

I'm just so happy all my things are here. And now I get to have the sexy house I always wanted. Like a dance floor instead of a dining room, a Mad Tea party in the guest room, and a spanking bench/coffee table of my dreams. Since my phone is a potato and I'm waiting on the cable guy, I thought I'd show you some of my stuff. Because sometimes you know a person better, when you look at their stuff. I made this wall sign for my live cam/filming area. Super happy! Xoxo

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Ever the pragmatic sexual, the first blow job I ever gave wa..

Ever the pragmatic sexual, the first blow job I ever gave was at a keg party in a barn in the middle of fuck all, Southeast Missouri. He was a couple years older than I and invited me into his 92' baby blue Ford Focus to get away from the mosquitoes. When I complained if them still biting, he said if he smoked enough cigarettes, it would kill the ones in the car. On the second smoke, he unzipped his pants and took his cock out. On the third cigarette, I said my eyes were tearing from the smoke. He asked if he should put it out. "No, I said. Smoke rises... so Ill just get down here." Then I leaned over the seat with the gear shifter in my rib, and probably sucked it horribly. I shouldn't comment on size, because I have no frame of reference. He came within 5 minutes, likely sooner. When I drank his cum and raised my head, he asked if I swallowed it. I looked around and said "What else am I supposed to do with it?, if I open the door, the mosquitoes will get in" Thank you Bobby T, for the memory of your long and skinny D.

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My favorite piece of art. And the inspiration for my red roo..

My favorite piece of art. And the inspiration for my red room! Her eyes follow you and I wanted a piece like that since I saw it on Scooby-Doo.

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In my happy place, busy as a bee, decorating the apartment. ..

In my happy place, busy as a bee, decorating the apartment. Can't wait to show it off.

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All settled in and had to show off my room! And of course my..

All settled in and had to show off my room! And of course my outfit had to match! #theatrechick #extra Watch for my video coming out tomorrow for Masturbation Monday! Can you guess what I masturbate with?

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Sexy picture set of me rocking my nun outfit. I always, alwa..

Sexy picture set of me rocking my nun outfit. I always, always like doing things that make me feel dirty on the inside. It's just good, clean fun :) My XXX video of me commiting sacrilege with a big cross is coming tomorrow!

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So, my nun shoot was a lot of fun! It is also fitting, becau..

So, my nun shoot was a lot of fun! It is also fitting, because the first time I ever got fingered was in a church. It was a Baptist church and they were having a "lock in". Thats where you basically have a sleepover in the church with other members of the youth group. There was a loft at the top, where the lighting and stuff was. Myself and Roger, snuck up there and laid down. I remember that I wouldn't let him move his finger. I just wanted him to stick it in me, so I could feel it in there. I just kept thinking, "there is another person inside of me right now!" I didn't touch him, poor guy. I'd love to have sex on an altar some day. :)

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Had a great shoot last night. I have a feeling that Roleplay..

Had a great shoot last night. I have a feeling that Roleplay Wednesday might be a bit creepy, kooky and even a tad spooky :)

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Still not Wednesday yet? Stupid Tuesdays!

Still not Wednesday yet? Stupid Tuesdays!

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Over the Knee Spanking: A Tutorial

Over the Knee Spanking: A Tutorial

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Roleplay Wednesday is finally here! Thought I'd kick it off ..

Roleplay Wednesday is finally here! Thought I'd kick it off with a pun and a tribute to one of my favorite shows. As a Goth Girl in Shitsville, Missouri in the late 90's, one of my favorite things was to come home from school and at 4:30 turn on the TV and hear.....Duh de de Duh *snap snap*..... and for the next 30 minutes, I KNEW I wasn't the only weird girl out there :) And then I'd watch Dukes of Hazard, and I was PRETTY SURE I wasn't the only one giving blowjobs in the back of pickup trucks either.

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Goth Girls Unite! My Wednesday Roleplay features what all us..

Goth Girls Unite! My Wednesday Roleplay features what all us Hot Topic shoppers have in common. Tights and Titties. :)

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I'm a lover AND a fighter!

I'm a lover AND a fighter!

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I bought this dress after deciding that my two chihuahuas wo..

I bought this dress after deciding that my two chihuahuas would go as Queen Elizabeth and King Charles for Halloween last year. So, after some serious consideration, I knew I wanted to dress like Princess Diana. To me, she was the epitome of grace, and one of my first remembered responses to beauty. So, I googled, "Travolta Dress", as that was the iconic dress that I most remembered. And here it was for sale in Plano, Texas! And, AND, the woman selling it had been an actress and piano singer in Los Angeles in the 80's. She said she saw it in the Jessica McClintock store on Rodeo Drive, and just had to wear it out. She ended up wearing it to the Oscars that year, and her memoirs are coming out this year. So, this dress has such a rich history, rich texture (velvet, my favorite, you know why) and it feels like butter when you slip it on. So, I decided to take some liberties with Throwback Thursday and make it about the dress.And you can't have a 1980s ball gown without the most silkiest of pantyhose, a well fitting thong, and a strapless bra to remove sexily :). I never got to wear the dress as Princess Diana because my family got sick on Halloween, so I think I'll know what I'll be next year, for sure! I hope you all are as excited for the full XXX photo shoot as I am. Be on the lookout for it this evening. XOXO Jess

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Feeling like a boxer spoiling for a fight, I take a ton of p..

Feeling like a boxer spoiling for a fight, I take a ton of pictures, eventually turning myself on with the "spread it for me" kind.

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Today, I was inspired by, and am dressing in my own Genie co..

Today, I was inspired by, and am dressing in my own Genie costume. I Dream of Jeannie was one of the first shows I remember watching that made me feel a certain kind of way. I always adored this show because 1. I love closed in spaces so I wouldn't mind a bottle (and her bottle was just stylish af on the inside, and roomy!) 2. The way she called him "Master", she was obedient, but mischevious to him and he adored her. 3. The adorable cuteness of Barbara Eden. 4. She could just cross her arms and blink out of any trouble she got in. 5. Since he was her Master, he could tell her to do ANYTHING. All of those things are understandable now, but, when watching the reruns after school every day, it was a very dirty secret pleasure. I always wondered what was under the blue suit of his, and I wondered why I wondered it. XOXO

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New video in about 30 minutes. I know you guys are going to ..

New video in about 30 minutes. I know you guys are going to have just as much fun as I did with this one. XOXO

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After turning myself on, I have to lay down in my floor and ..

After turning myself on, I have to lay down in my floor and cum a few....dozen times.

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So my Genie research has led me to the Christina Aguilera ki..

So my Genie research has led me to the Christina Aguilera kind of Genie of course. Which reminded me of that time in my life. My one fun night was when the kids would go to dads for the weekend once a month and I would go shake my ass at one of only two night clubs in town, the first being connected to the actual Holiday Inn. It was the time of Nelly taking his shirt off, California Love always on the track, and Everybody in the Room gettin Tipsy :) If I was to socialize in a drinking way, dancing has always been my choice. Creating energy like that with yourself or another person, has always been my fav. And don't judge my music tastes. Top 40 and Country was the only two stations we had.

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So my trip into the naughty of a genie in a bottle went from..

So my trip into the naughty of a genie in a bottle went from a tribute to Barbara Eden to dirty dancing to Britney in pink Air Forces and my see through genie pants. But, it all came together at the end of the night, when I beg you to be my Master! (That vid will be sent through a message, as I'm so not keeping that one up!) I really loved thinking about this fantasy, and hope I can get just as inspired today. Full, free picture set coming after breakfast!

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Free Genie Dancing Pic Set! Not nude, you pervs. Not everyth..

Free Genie Dancing Pic Set! Not nude, you pervs. Not everything has tits.

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She just HAD to match her harness to my new hair.#Mabelsoext..

She just HAD to match her harness to my new hair.#Mabelsoextra

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I'm getting on cam tonight from 8-10. I could use some socia..

I'm getting on cam tonight from 8-10. I could use some socialization. And the aspect of me having as many (a lot) orgasms as I want in front of multiple men in a live setting, is really freaking kinda hot. I've only ever did one on one cam shows. So, to me, that seems kinda more for the guy, and this setting is more for the girl. Cuz, what slut doesn't appreciate a gang bang, real or cyber?

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