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So I stopped edibles months ago, honestly around the time I ..

So I stopped edibles months ago, honestly around the time I started getting off my meds, and I've stuck to dabs/flower (almost in a microdose fashion ). I had an unhealthy relationship with edibles, 100mg were barely affecting me. Well. Half of a 25mg is starting to kick in and feels weird lmao. I forgot how different it feels. Filming later will be, and feel, really fun 🧚🏻‍♀️

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Took a break to go through and organize some photos. I reall..

Took a break to go through and organize some photos. I really enjoy my eyes and makeup in this photo.

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I'm pounding back coffee and doing some home owner things to..

I'm pounding back coffee and doing some home owner things today before one of my best friends sleepover tonight. It's going to be so nice to relinquish the title of being a home owner. I'll have it again in a few years, when the land is right. Hope you're having a good Friday, and not burning alive from how fucking hot it is outside 🔪

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If you don't take silly lewds, are you really taking lewds?

If you don't take silly lewds, are you really taking lewds?

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The intrusive thought to be a thot earlier was intense. Yo..

The intrusive thought to be a thot earlier was intense. You ever just feel sexually frustrated and calm at the same time by looking in someone's eyes? What the fuuuuck???

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It's 95 degrees with a ~real feel~ of 112 degrees. Just sa..

It's 95 degrees with a ~real feel~ of 112 degrees. Just say it's 112 fucking degrees then.

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✨ Good morning ✨ My breasts and I have a lot to do this wee..

✨ Good morning ✨ My breasts and I have a lot to do this weekend, and I'm sure I'm going to have to scrub paint off them again by the end of today lmao. ALSO, I'm still editing and shooting some ~spicies~ along the way! I'm in the process of getting my house in order to list at the beginning of August, so a lot of my free time is spent on that and contractor appts. But once I move and am settled, it'll be a lot easier doing the things I enjoy and want to do more regularly. Thank you again for who's stayed and who's joined, you'll be seeing a whole lot more of me in these upcoming months.

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Who here has fantasized about someone, but only have had a h..

Who here has fantasized about someone, but only have had a handful of conversations with in passing? Because SAME. My succubus ways are tempting me.

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To the few people who gave feedback on what could have been ..

To the few people who gave feedback on what could have been the problem with my A/C - thank you but ain't none of you right so no free tiddy pics this time around lmfaaooo But really the last laugh is on me because my fan is starting to go out so bye bye 1k....

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Admiring my tiddies after they were clamped for 20 minutes w..

Admiring my tiddies after they were clamped for 20 minutes while I got off 3x. *View: three tiddy pics and two show nipPLE.*

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I can't believe at how intense my orgasms, waterfalling, and..

I can't believe at how intense my orgasms, waterfalling, and imagination has gotten since being off my meds. Lemme tell ya what. These videos? These photos? I'll be done editing in maybe a week, week and a half, but I'll give some teaser previews by EOW. I'm not the one who's going to rush into making content. I make it because it makes me feel powerful and sexy, and I want to show it in my own way. Took a while for my creativity to come back but it's a blissful, nostalgic, feeling. She's here to stay and she has so many plans. Feels good, brah. Now....Go and get your cum on.

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After edging myself for 30 minutes, I feel like honey butter..

After edging myself for 30 minutes, I feel like honey butter melting on top of a croissant on a Sunday morning at 7:10am. Peaceful, calm, and focused.

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Days like this, I wish I knew how to identify a problem my c..

Days like this, I wish I knew how to identify a problem my car is experiencing instead of having to wait another 3 days to get into a shop because of course it acted foolish right before a federal holiday. So now I get to wait until Wednesday to see why my A/C decided to play a game of fake out with me earlier. If you DM me and can help figure out what the issue is, I'll give you a free tiddy pic. I have a rough idea but I could use suggestions to bring to the mechanic.

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I wasn't built for heat. I don't want 100 degree days, I hat..

I wasn't built for heat. I don't want 100 degree days, I hate sweating 😭

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My intrusive thoughts are very strong today. I have a 5th vi..

My intrusive thoughts are very strong today. I have a 5th video idea for this weekend now.... but at this rate, I should have enough ideas to make an 8th idea by EOD. How's your Friday going? I'm not ready for this weekend. Fireworks don't belong in literal neighborhoods, people are dicks.

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You can take the MySpace away from the girl, but you can't t..

You can take the MySpace away from the girl, but you can't take the MySpace out of the girl. I only know how to take old-school MySpace positioned pictures. I don't consider it a problem though.

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Been thinking about this hair color a lot lately. I need to ..

Been thinking about this hair color a lot lately. I need to bleach'n'dye it sometime this next week but I've been ping ponging between a vibrant purple that will fade beautifully for 2 months until I gotta do it all again or this pastel purple...that will fade in two weeks. Do you see my dilemma? It's called delayed gratification and it sucks rn.

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Subtly pointy.

Subtly pointy.

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The intrusive thought to film 4 different videos this weeken..

The intrusive thought to film 4 different videos this weekend, should I? Y/N?

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She is always on or near me, and I wouldn't want it any othe..

She is always on or near me, and I wouldn't want it any other way. Even when she claws my nips. I know it's on accident..... probably.....

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End of last year to the beginning of this year, I dealt with..

End of last year to the beginning of this year, I dealt with an ex roommate/ex best friend stalking me on here. Purchasing, commenting, harassing me on other medias, making multiple profiles. Just disgusting. Well now I have an ex boyfriend/ex best friend/the person who betrayed me deeper than any man ever had at the of last year, purchasing my content as of last night. I understand, now, you strictly saw me as a sex object instead of a person but why are you here? It's sad and pathetic this is the only way you have access to me, and it's entirely your own fault. There's a reason you don't have even one person to turn to. You can't escape your deep rooted issues by moving to a new state, go to therapy and continue to be a ghost to me. It thrills me to know you still think about me when I don't think of you at all. I'll never understand why dudes can't just leave me the fuck alone. There are so many people, porn, faces to look at. Take your lonely, no havin' friends, selves elsewhere. It's WEIRD. So anyway! I've been responding to DM's today, I've really missed talking to you guys and I'm excited for what we're venturing into. It's gonna be a good time 🤍

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Can you tell I love dousing myself in highlighter? It's just..

Can you tell I love dousing myself in highlighter? It's just so pretty ✨

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We're, apparently, supposed to have DVD sized hail and are i..

We're, apparently, supposed to have DVD sized hail and are in a tornado watch atm. Which means I'm staying inside, I've straightened my hair, and now I'm gonna do my make-up ✨ I've got a few things I want to capture tonight as the weather just fucks it up 🧝🏻‍♀️ How are you doing?!

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So typically I'll use toys when masturbating but I've really..

So typically I'll use toys when masturbating but I've really been enjoying just my hands. I'm always like, "damn I feel good" and it turns me on even more. I've been cumming fabulously for the past few weeks.

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The intrusive thought to take nudes, should I? Y/N?

The intrusive thought to take nudes, should I? Y/N?

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It's that time again where I wanna be slam dunked 12 times w..

It's that time again where I wanna be slam dunked 12 times within 14 hours. I miss those nights.

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It's insane how quickly I get turned on now. I didn't realiz..

It's insane how quickly I get turned on now. I didn't realize how suppressed my sex drive became when I was on my meds. My body goes from 0-69 within seconds. It's fantastic.

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lil video to show off my morning melons *View: tiddy droppi..

lil video to show off my morning melons *View: tiddy dropping and tiddy scooping.*

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Been thinking about dick all day, what about you?

Been thinking about dick all day, what about you?

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Woke up thinking about how my unicorn dildo feels inside me ..

Woke up thinking about how my unicorn dildo feels inside me so that's what I'll be doing later. Sometimes I just need to feel how thick it is, literally. Great. Now I'm wet and still have a whole house to clean. Why did I stop and think for a second lmao

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