How was your Thanksgiving?
How was your Thanksgiving?
2020-11-27 03:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post
rileyparks posts
Except one time at the cabin / Sauf une fois au chalet
Except one time at the cabin / Sauf une fois au chalet
2020-11-27 01:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostNight goal. Are you coming over? ;)
Night goal. Are you coming over? ;)
2020-11-27 00:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post
FYI - currently uploading something that will make you truly..
FYI - currently uploading something that will make you truly happy tonight ;) It should be in your inbox in 1-2 hours :D
2020-11-23 22:21:16 +0000 UTC View PostFilter or no filter? Swipe to see the other pic
Filter or no filter? Swipe to see the other pic
2020-11-23 22:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostI was reading the AVN nominations for this year and those ar..
I was reading the AVN nominations for this year and those are the ones for "Clever Title of the Year". Yeah, quarantine didn't help creativity this year :/ although Jumanjizz is quite good hahahaha If you could watch one (you only have the title, no cover or anything else) which one would you pick to watch? All I Want for Christmas Is Anal Cuck My Life and Fuck My Wife Diagnosis Squirter Gaaaping & Vaping (ffs G a p I n g is restricted as well) I Rimmed My Neighbor It's Not Cheating If She's My Sister Jumanjizz Romeo and Juliet and Anal Shhh ... It's Just a Handjob Tranimals
2020-11-23 20:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostGot to LOVE the Onlyfans logic. I can't type the word y o u ..
Got to LOVE the Onlyfans logic. I can't type the word y o u n g as it's a restricted word. However, you can type the word kid. YUP, that makes sense... ps: I've run my own site back in the days, and these rules usually come from the credit card processor. So, technically, it's the MC/Visa logic that sucks LOL! When you're on an adult site and see some restrictions, more than often, it's always imposed by those damn CC companies. They check out your site with some paranoia like a mom checks the hair of her kid after receiving a lice warning letter from school. Anyways, old kid is the new y o u n g adult I guess :p
2020-11-23 18:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, so what the fuck is that mermaid fetish all about? I'v..
Okay, so what the fuck is that mermaid fetish all about? I've been asked for it twice in the last week. I didn't do it, because well I don't like my head underwater (yeah, I can't swim, sue me! - but we both know you guys like me better in a bikini next to the pool LOL)... Anyhow, what makes a man want to jerk off to a mermaid? Did you first get a hard on watching the Little Mermaid? I mean, she only had shells hiding her tits. Is it a desire dating back from your Disney years? Now that I think about it, she was dressed like a total slut LOL Is it the fact that she can't walk? By the way, she must be smelling fishy, haven't you thought about this? What did you expect, it's a fucking fish ! Have you been to Sea World to do shit and giggles with the dolphins? They smell fishy! Don't tell me that Eric never wondered once if Ariel had a vaginitis or not when he went down on her the first time. Also, how the fuck does a mermaid fuck? Not seeing any hole in that mermaid tail (You can't know this, but there was a 5 minute break, I had to Google - How do mermaids have sex. Yeah, I always have to google every freaking thing. Ok I'm back from my search) Apparently, my first search landed me on " The Talk: How to Explain Mermaid Sex to Your Kids" WHAT THE HELL? My parents never gave me that talk, am I the only one? LOL It says: "Mermaids have vaginas, mermen have penises in sheaths, kind of like dolphins, and male mermaids have both penises and vaginas." It also adds "It's best to refer to any half-human, half-fish being as a "merperson" until you know how they self-identify" For fuck sake, even the mermaid association now is going politically correct. Wait, WAIT! A male mermaid has a pussy and a dick? o.O It doesn't stop there. "Because humans can't breathe under water, if they want to have sex with a merperson, they need to get out of the water for a little bit. Merpeople can be out of the water for up to 12 hours, but they can't walk, so this means having to have sex on the beach (don't do this in Florida). Another option is to fall in love with a transhuman—lots of mermaids want to be humans, and there are both surgical and magical options to give them legs. Logistically, it's easier for merpeople to special cuddle with a human once they've transitioned. " Thank you parents who didn't have the guts to tell their kids mermaids don't exist. You created that fetish ! Yeah, I should go to bed :P Goodnight guys !!!
2020-11-23 06:43:19 +0000 UTC View PostMay your dreams be as sticky as that tape was. Yeah, not sur..
May your dreams be as sticky as that tape was. Yeah, not sure about that quote, but odds are that you didn't even read it, so...whatever? :P
2020-11-23 04:58:27 +0000 UTC View PostBelieve it or not, someone asked me "can you put that outfit..
Believe it or not, someone asked me "can you put that outfit on for our private?" Sure bro, I'll go buy my electrical tape at Home Hardware, then tape my body for 2 hours, get the glue out to add the spikes...all of that for a private that will probably be shorter than the life span of a perfect Louboutins red sole on the concrete.
2020-11-23 01:37:34 +0000 UTC View PostWow, completely forgot I had that dress LOL Should I wear it..
Wow, completely forgot I had that dress LOL Should I wear it again? Alone...in my house... because you know LOL
2020-11-22 23:09:45 +0000 UTC View PostLike if you'd like your gas station to hire me in that bikin..
Like if you'd like your gas station to hire me in that bikini
2020-11-22 19:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Those boots can crush your balls... 😈
Those boots can crush your balls... 😈
2020-11-22 16:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Some booty BTS - Playboy shoot
Some booty BTS - Playboy shoot
2020-11-22 00:12:10 +0000 UTC View PostWon't be around tonight. Taking the night off. But I will be..
Won't be around tonight. Taking the night off. But I will be back tomorrow <3 Enjoy your Saturday night everyone... hope you are feeling too lonely during those lockdowns! <3
2020-11-21 22:05:39 +0000 UTC View PostSomewhere in the desert, in Nevada
Somewhere in the desert, in Nevada
2020-11-21 21:48:06 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Hope you have a lovely weekend!!! :)
Good morning! Hope you have a lovely weekend!!! :)
2020-11-21 14:12:09 +0000 UTC View PostYou should check my earlier post on here. Just saying ;)
You should check my earlier post on here. Just saying ;)
2020-11-20 05:38:01 +0000 UTC View PostFor those interested, I've uploaded a new BG video on RileyP..
For those interested, I've uploaded a new BG video on RileyParks.com ! You can go check it out while I'm here, pouring coffee to survive the night!
2020-11-20 01:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you prefer? ps: If this picture gets 200 likes, I w..
What do you prefer? ps: If this picture gets 200 likes, I will release a new video of each ;)
2020-11-20 00:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there such a thing as Anal Thursday? Well, there should b..
Is there such a thing as Anal Thursday? Well, there should be!
2020-11-19 14:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever slept in an Ice hotel ? Did it in Sweden and i..
Have you ever slept in an Ice hotel ? Did it in Sweden and it was quite the experience! Loooooved it! Even the bed was made of ice 🥶😂 I know, I’m not naked on those pictures... but thought you might love to see a different side of me from time to time ;)
2020-11-19 03:48:04 +0000 UTC View PostMmm would you like some freshly baked cookies? 😉 Spoiler ale..
Mmm would you like some freshly baked cookies? 😉 Spoiler alert: They taste even better than they look 🤤
2020-11-18 23:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostBaking cookies right now. What's your favourite kind of cook..
Baking cookies right now. What's your favourite kind of cookies?
2020-11-18 19:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post