OMG, that cam girl coming out video is pure gold! You can watch it (link at the end) before if you want to read my thoughts on it! I can NOT stop myself from commenting on that though!
"She left Sonic to strip" LOL! That quote killed me. But here's a few extra thoughts on what has been said in that video.
"Is that on the internet?" Where the hell did you think that was broadcasted dude? On Fox News? LOL
"This is disgusting" What are the odds that guys masturbates to this exact kind of porn. But yeah, it's disgusting... typical stuck up answer. You may not want to "share" her online or accept what she's doing, but saying she's disgusting makes you disgusting.
"My sister is going to see it" "if she wants to" LOL! 1- Why would your sister be watching live lesbian shows. And if she is...why can people watching judge others doing it? If no one would be doing it, they would have nothing to watch!
"It's easy money" Most guys don't realize that 90% of cam girls make BELOW minimum wage at the end of the day. It's NOT easy money. And those making money, work their ass off. We compete against FREE porn. Think about it. What if there would be 80% of restaurants offering all their food for free. And 20% would ask you to pay. How hard would it be for those paying restaurants to survive? They would have to compete against the paying ones (which they already are) AND all the free ones! I bet most would go bankrupt in weeks!
"She wasn't even with another man. She was with a woman. Do you know how embarrassing that is?" OMG homophobia level 1000. First, He acts like he would be feeling better if she was getting fucked by a man on cam LOL I wonder how he would have reacted with her taking a BBC instead... oh wait, he's probably racist too lol What he basically says is that a girl having sex with another girl is embarrassing.... wow!
Couldn't watch this and NOT react. Share your thoughts if you have any :)
Here's the Jerry Springer video I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdMF3ntHglw
Story time!!! Insult of the week. Yes, as you know, I receive plenty of insults daily! That's okay...it's part of the job :) Just like athletes and actors get a bunch of online haters. Don't worry, I don't have a second account like Kevin Durant to reply to the assholes! haha! I prefer ignoring them! But I thought this latest insult was hilarious. "You're a cunt. You remind me of Elon Musk" A few questions remain:
1- You have masturbated to my videos. Therefore, are you implying that you masturbate to Elon Musk's pictures too?
2- Are we talking about physique here or the wallet size? Elon doesn't have tits, and I don't have his wallet. I don't even own a Tesla. But I'd love fucking in one. Apparently, there's plenty of room for that.
3- Is it hate towards Elon or me?
So many questions are left up in the air. But in more than (wait, I'm counting) HOLY FUCK - now close to 14 yaears - of online masturbating career, it's the first time I hear that one. Points for originality, haha!
Have a wonderful day, lovelies!
Toodles!
ps: PROMO OF THE DAY! You can now buy your videos on my Onlyfans with a Tesla! Just for today though, in the honour of Elon ;)
Saw this trending this week on Twitter. Yeah... I’ve tried it in Singapore back in 2018. Let’s just say that I wouldn’t fly back for that meal 😂😂😂 It was okay 🤷🏼♀️ Actually, the chef has a second restaurant, one block away. Serving the same dish. Michelin star place had a two hours lineup on some days. The other location, 5 minute wait. Locals swear that both places taste the same thing. Thank god I didnt have to wait two hours for THAT! 🤯
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Top of the morning! I slept in for the first time this week...well more like waking up at 10 am and checking my phone for one hour! Lol And I did work until 3 AM...so does that REALLY count as sleeping in? lol Today on the menu: I'll tell you that story about the limo driver who wanted to call the cops on us ;) That was hilarious...!!! Okay, shower time, got to go pick up bagels at my favorite bagel place in the whole world (yes, better than NYC bagels!!!) and I guess back to hustling and grinding on cam! Toodles!
It's been a long day. My shoulder hurts. My knees hurt. Everything hurts lol! I'll head to bed...tomorrow is another day, right? The month hasn't really started as I wish it had, but we can't have it all I guess. Have a wonderful night of sleep lovelies!
Toodles!
LOL that was probably one of my worst shoot EVER. I had an allergic reaction to the lashes glue, and my eyes kept crying the whole shoot. And the outfit...WTF was that! hahaha! Loved the heels though - my BL days! Before-Louboutins
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Based on my last poll, you wanted to hear the story of "The time I was held at gunpoint." Here it is ;)
Remember, my stories are 100% true and will demonstrate how a good idea can quickly become a stupid one!
That story happened a few years ago. My friend Julie had just moved into her new duplex. We had spent all day helping her move and unpacking. At the end of the night, James, Cindy, and I stay at Julie's place to have a drink to celebrate her move. We all know how one drink can turn into two and a whole night of drinking is about to start! We have a bottle of wine, then a few shooters, and we share laughs and stories. However, Julie wasn't planning for us to stay over, so we quickly ran out of booze. It was 1:50 AM, so the liquor stores were closed, and the bars would be closed within the next 10 minutes.
James had this brilliant idea "I've got plenty of booze at home! Let's get a Uber, grab the booze at my place, and come back!" At the time, it seemed like a brilliant idea.
We call the Uber, and the four of us (LOL - because everyone knows you need to be four to go grab a bottle of liquor!) hop in the car (that was pre-covid haha). It was about a 20 minutes drive. How dumb were we? Drive 40 minutes total at 2 AM to get a few extra drinks! I'm tired just thinking about it nowadays.
We get there, and James (the dumbass!) realizes that he forgot his keys back at Julie's place. (Maybe the proof we didn't need those extra drinks, right? haha)
"Wait for me here. I'll enter by the backdoor."
We didn't see anything wrong with that statement. Because why enter in the front when you can get in from the back, right? (that sounds dirty) We asked the Uber driver to wait for us as it would be a quick in and out. (always was with James LOL)
At the time, we didn't know James didn't have his keys.
BANG BANG! (it wasn't a BANG! But I don't know how to write the sound of breaking glass, so you read Bang but make a glass breaking noise in your head. Okay? Cool!) We hear this loud glass-breaking noise.
"WTF WAS THAT" yells, Julie.
We see the Uber car instantly leaving the scene. We thought that he was probably just tired of waiting.
The front door opens.
"Get in," says James. "I forgot my keys at Julie's place, so I just broke the kitchen window. I'll deal with that tomorrow."
Every sentence ending with "I'll deal will that tomorrow." when you had a few drinks assuredly means you just did something stupid.
We get in the house, go to his liquor cabinet. Since the Uber is gone, we start chilling at James' place instead. We were not feeling like doing another drive to head back to Julie's.
I don't know how much time has passed. 5 minutes? 10? All I know is that I had a G&T in my hands, and suddenly the front door SLAMS, and we hear:
"POLICE! STAY WHERE YOU ARE! I turn around, and a cop is pointing his gun towards me!"
"POLICE! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"
When the Uber driver flew the scene, he thought we were breaking & entering at a stranger's place, so he called the cops !!!!! I wonder how many dumbasses call a Uber a 2 AM to break & enter with 3 of their friends, but whatever lol
James was in another room, and he starts yelling.
"PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT! I am coming out of the next room, hands in the air, I am not armed."
But when he appears, he has one hand in the air and the other holding a Jagerbomb, LOL!
He showed his ID, he explained that he was living there. They still looked all over the place and left right after.
At 2 AM...we should have gone to bed. Older us know that by now. Actually, older us would already be in bed WAY before that haha! But 23 years old us were party animals who would always watch the sunrise after a long partying night!
Imagine the other scenarios. What if the cops had entered, and I was making out with Julie haha! James even offered them to do a Jagerbomb before they left (told you he was a dumbass LOL!)
Anywyas, for a minute or two there, I got SUPER stressed in front of the gun. I say one minute or two, but it was probably only a few seconds. STILL!
Okay, back to work on my end! Hope that entertained you for a minute or two ;) Toodles !!!
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