Went for a walk, the sun is shining just right for this photo. Another subscriber freebie! This an other recent freebies will end up being in a locked post after a while (as most other freebies). So get a peak now! Hit the like!
2022-05-02 22:35:12 +0000 UTC View Post
FREEBIE ALERT! FREEBIE ALERT!
But seriously, just finished washing my car and started thinking I might cut the liner out of these shorts and go for a walk. Might be a little TOO visible then. What do you think? Comment and let me know!
Over a full minute flopping, slapping, wagging and hoisting myself up in a pair of thin sweats during a walk in the park. Managed to shoot this little bit of video when no one was around. Enjoy!
2022-04-23 05:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I've had a number of messages and requests to see video of my penis soft, but not out walking around. Apparently the weight of my "knee-knocker" makes it seem rigid or stiff. Nothing could be farther from the truth. So here, per request my penis soft, using it as a floppy drum stick, slapping it on my thigh. I couldn't help but start laughing while doing it since I never imagined people would want to see something like this. So you're getting a full minute long video of me slapping and drumming on my thigh. I've also included some close up shots of it relatively hanging OVER my hip, as well as a clip shaking and flopping it around close up to the camera. I never had any idea that this would ever be a request when I spent so many years tucking it away as best as possible because I was afraid of being shamed or teased about it. So much love and thanks to everyone here for showing me so much support and for helping me feel confident in my body.
2022-04-17 06:04:39 +0000 UTC View Post
So I got bored while sitting in a busy waiting room for an appointment the other day. So, I decided to shoot some pics. It's officially gray sweatpants season! I'll have a lot more on the way soon!
2022-04-13 21:36:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Any of you fans of the show Bar Rescue? Jon Taffer is THE MAN when it comes to saving bars that are failing. He has his own bar/restaurant not far from me and when I found out about it I had to check it out. The food was a little hit or miss. The custom cocktail I had was great though and the look of his place was really cool as well. Definitely going back to try other drinks.
2022-04-02 04:18:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a subscriber freebie! All subscribers who are keeping up with my posts will often get a free pic or vid clip that will only be free for a short period of time. Hugs and kisses to so many of you for showing your love and support! Just a casual shot I took while watching TV a little while ago!
2022-03-31 04:17:28 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the long gap in posting! Now you know why it's a free subscription to follow me here! LOL
But seriously, here's another fun vid shot from a few different angles and moments during a recent trip to the store. Rocking the sweatpants commando as I always do! LOTS of flop and waggle! Not gonna lie, I really love how these sweats feel! Enjoy! With the weather getting warmer by the day you can count on A LOT more on the way!
This was free for a limited time! Gotta keep your eyes out for more like this! Free for a limited time for my subscribers. Just a sample of what some of you might get if you like, comment and DM me requests.
2022-03-25 08:03:48 +0000 UTC View PostFor everyone following me here, you should check out both my mainstream Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/PattersonLundquist AND my OnlyFans dedicated Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/PattersOnlyfans
Both profiles will often feature or otherwise showcase free pics and vids as well! Always be sure to like, retweet and comment!
Also, for those of you who read this, please go through and like every post I've made here. It helps my ranking. I'll make it worth your while.
So here's a taste of what it would be like if you joined me in the dressing room.
I stopped at Target yesterday to check out their Spring/Summer wear. Found a pair of sweat pants (you know I love em!) that I liked.
So, I put my sweat pants on, just like everyone else; one leg at a time. But when you've got 3 legs (LOL!) it can be confusing. So check it out, watch me hold my pants up, without my hands! It DOES make a great coat/pants hook!
As always, NC-17 max, BUT this is the most I've EVER shown. If I wasn't working in mainstream TV/Film & Social Media I wouldn't HESITATE to just flop the whole damn thing out for you all.
If a day comes when I feel that going full frontal won't impact my ability to make a solid living, I'll throw it all out here exclusively on my OnlyFans. I'm not the least bit ashamed of my body, but we still live in a time where flaunting your genitals tends to make executives in mainstream media, pull back and second guess working with you.
Just know that every one of you who buys my posts is truly helping me out financially and I really appreciate every one of you. I'm showing off what "the good Lord gave me" because so many of you have asked/begged me to. Please continue to let me know you're enjoying and appreciate it. In return I'll keep posting free and paid content.
xoxo
Patterson
FREEBIE TIME! Hope everyone is well! Love hearing from everyone and I really do enjoy being able to share this kind of content with everyone!
2022-02-26 03:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostBig thank you to everyone who has purchased posts, sent tips and messages! I was just notified I'm in the top 26% of ALL Creators here on OnlyFans! For a site that has hundreds of thousands of users and Creators, who post nude material, I think getting this far up in the rank is pretty cool! Lots more content on the way! Message me! Say hi!
2022-02-22 22:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Got a lot of DM's requesting to do a new video where I acknowledge the camera when I'm out walking around. Not really sure what the appeal is of that, but hey! Here you go! Also, this is my longest video to date! Two full minutes! So I hope you enjoy the old 'flop & wag' effect in sweat pants. Why anyone wears undies with sweats is beyond me. They're so comfortable this way!
2022-02-21 04:33:29 +0000 UTC View PostShort clip adjusting or sorta petting the bulge when I was out earlier. Looked up to see a guy smirking at me. Oh well!
2022-02-17 00:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostMany of you have DM'ed me and asked what it might be like if you just happened to be somewhere and I walked past you in sweat pants. Here's over a full minute of what you'd see. Any suggestions or requests, just DM me! Enjoy!
2022-02-16 10:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostHad planned to do a Valentines Day specific set of pix/vids but the day has gotten away from me so here is a short FREE looping vid of me strolling through Costco. So much love and thanks to every single one of you who has tipped me, bought my posts and subscribe to my content. I really REALLY appreciate your support and hope I can continue to produce content you enjoy! I'm still getting messages here and on Twitter and Reddit from people asking me: "Do you really not wear underwear EVER?" The answer is yes!
2022-02-15 00:10:18 +0000 UTC View PostFREEBIE!
Here's a short clip from the coming montage of clips of me out and about. I've gotten a lot of DM's over the past few weeks from a lot of you asking what my clothes look like on any given day. Here's short clip of me out shopping. Enjoy and remember, free posts like these will be more frequent as long as enough of you feel inclined to send tips!
Free teaser shot of a video coming of me out and about from Costco to Target and Kroger in my newest flimsy (but super comfy) sweat pants! Had a lot of you message me to shoot some vid out and about so stay tuned, it's coming soon!
2022-02-11 07:42:51 +0000 UTC View PostNew sweatpants for the gym! Super comfortable, super soft inside. Same ones from the previous pic post. Definitely will hit the gym in these. Would you notice the waggle if you saw me in the gym?
2022-02-11 00:18:25 +0000 UTC View Post
No excuse not to subscribe for free! Be sure to hit the like and let me know what you've enjoyed so far! More on the way! Tips also appreciated!
If you wondered, yes, I'm always going commando. Can't even begin to imagine trying to mash everything up in briefs (boxers are pointless).
Really do love these Puma shorts. I almost wore them out earlier to run some errands but it was just too damn cold. When it warms up I definitely will wear these in public, just like this! Enjoy!
2022-02-05 02:11:40 +0000 UTC View PostNew Puma shorts! SUPER thin material! Super comfortable! I love that there is no liner in these and I can hang free and easy. If you're wondering, yes.100% I would go out running in these if it was warmer out! I really don't care how visible I am through the shorts. If you saw me, would you try to talk to me?
2022-02-04 21:10:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Perfect example of why subscribing to my content is worth it! Free content! However coming in a bit is more from this session including video wagging as requested! So be sure to check back soon!
2022-02-04 20:54:55 +0000 UTC View PostGot asked if I'd shoot some video 'wagging' in shorts. So, I've obliged. Will post a free pic today plus a paid vid clip for you all! Hope you enjoy!
2022-02-04 20:23:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes. I knew what I was doing lol
2022-01-25 23:28:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Another shot from the other day. My BFF said to me "here jump on this little bench, it'll be sexy!" She got on the bench, sat THE EXACT SAME WAY and she DID look hot! So I sat down and tried.... and instantly felt dorky and started laughing. This is what happens when a 6'4 tall dude tries to fit on a 3 and a half foot long bench. It just doesn't work. Or does it? Might have also turned a few heads in the process of taking this shot and a few others I might share soon. Enjoy!
2022-01-21 22:22:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Big thank you to those of you who have sent me Birthday messages, tips and gifts! Hope to hear from everyone! Thanks again and stay groovy!
2022-01-19 20:48:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Goofing off earlier. Stopped off to get some new bed sheets, Tuesday Morning always has the best deals. Decided to pose for some pics. This one is the perfect suggestion for everyone here! Stay awhile!
2022-01-18 01:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post